Funniest member Guru award time approaching

[tiny-tim]

The first person to come up with a joke about a tax inspector, taxi driver or rat catcher will get my vote.

Hi wolram!

Is this a frictionless taxi driver?

I can't see the picture yet, but I'll assume the tax inspector and the rat catcher are joined by a massless inextensible rope, and that the taxi driver is called Schrodinger.

Hint:

i] no normal force has ever been measured on a tax inspector

ii] tax always flows from a hotter bolder to a colder body

iii] taxi drivers go along all possible paths

iv] the rat catcher will not leave the roller coaster until the tax inspector collects the death duties on Schrodinger's rat!

 

[turbo]

Is this a frictionless taxi driver?

For this approximation, assume that the taxi driver is spherical.

 

[Moonbear]

Am I allowed to nominate myself (most of my attempts at humour are in little-read homework threads)?

This is my porthttps://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=240942"

The problem about the Nation of Whynot was hilarious from the start, and your answer was priceless!