Gorilla Denied Brussels Sprouts at Xmas Dinner

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In summary, a conversation about Brussels sprouts and gorillas at a zoo turned into a discussion about the distaste for Brussels sprouts and the humorous aspect of gorilla farts. One person finds it cruel to feed Brussels sprouts to the gorilla, while another expresses a dislike for the vegetable. However, someone else finds the idea amusing and suggests adding cayenne to make it more appealing. The conversation ends with a comparison of other foods that cause gas.
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Do zookeepers get their education from an ad on matchbook covers? How else could you explain them thinking that Brussels sprouts are a treat? It deeply offends me that those things are on my planet. They, along with cauliflowers and broccoli, should be eradicated for all time. (Well, keep a few seeds in cryogenic storage in case we ever have to engage in biological warfare with aliens.)
 
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This part of the article is hilarious: "the gorilla farts caused horror among people around them." This makes me curious as to why danger doesn't like brussel spouts... sounds right up his alley if you'd add cayenne.
 
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Woolie, that might very well be the funniest song that I've heard this side of Ween ('Piss Up a Rope', 'Japanese Cowboy', etc.)

physics girl phd said:
This makes me curious as to why danger doesn't like brussel spouts... sounds right up his alley if you'd add cayenne.

There are plenty of things that I do like that make me fart, such as beer and cabbage rolls. Why would I eat something that tastes like it had been filtered through a moose?
 

FAQ: Gorilla Denied Brussels Sprouts at Xmas Dinner

Why are gorillas being denied Brussels sprouts at Christmas dinner?

This could be due to a variety of reasons, such as dietary restrictions or concerns for the gorillas' health. It could also be a decision made by their caretakers or the organization responsible for their care.

Is it harmful for gorillas to eat Brussels sprouts?

In moderation, Brussels sprouts can be a nutritious addition to a gorilla's diet. However, if they are not used to eating this type of food, it could potentially cause digestive issues or discomfort.

What do gorillas normally eat?

Gorillas are primarily herbivores and their diet consists of leaves, shoots, fruits, and occasionally insects. They do not typically eat Brussels sprouts in the wild.

Can gorillas be trained to eat Brussels sprouts?

It is possible for gorillas to be trained to eat certain foods, but it may not be in their best interest to do so. Introducing new, unfamiliar foods can disrupt their natural diet and potentially cause health issues.

Are there any benefits to giving gorillas Brussels sprouts?

Brussels sprouts are a good source of vitamins and minerals, but gorillas can obtain these nutrients from other foods in their diet. There may not be significant benefits to giving them Brussels sprouts, and it could potentially cause more harm than good.

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