Horrific Attack: Man Mauled by Chimps, Loses Face, Testicles, & Foot

  • Thread starter Ivan Seeking
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In summary, the man had his face chewed off and parts of his body mauled by monkeys at a sanctuary. He will require extensive surgery to reattach his nose.
  • #36
you want to come too?
 
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  • #37
tribdog said:
both, if you really must know.

:smile: :smile: Brilliant,Trib. :-p

Daniel.
 
  • #38
I would like to, but I got too much studying that I should be doing.
 
  • #39
I'm flying somewhere this coming weekend. just need to figure out where. rules. 1. I want to meet someone from PF 2.I only stay one night 3. I have to be within 5 feet of moonbear lol, jk
 
  • #40
mattmns said:
rofl, you guys are awesome


Awwwww

*basks in admiration*
 
  • #41
seriously, who wants to meet the great tribdog?
 
  • #42
tribdog said:
seriously, who wants to meet the great tribdog?


MIH's easy friends. I'll just run and grab the bottles of aftershock real quick.
 
  • #43
bottleS? o gawd. maybe I'll stay two nights. have we heard from MIH yet?
 
  • #44
tribdog said:
bottleS? o gawd. maybe I'll stay two nights. have we heard from MIH yet?


Yeah i got two bottles. But you got to realize this is aftershock. They're not 20 shot bottles, they're 10 shot bottles. And just as expensive for each, or so I'm told (i didn't buy these, i just have some great friends).
 
  • #45
about 5 shots and I'll be very pliable.
 
  • #46
tribdog said:
about 5 shots and I'll be very pliable.


Yes, but its still only one night's worth of aftershock.

One bottle to get us drunk, one bottle to MIH's easy friends drunk (some for her too, i suppose...).

Then we'll have to get more.
 
  • #47
believe it or not, I'm old enough to buy the stuff.
 
  • #48
tribdog said:
believe it or not, I'm old enough to buy the stuff.

Oh i know, I'm just saying, you might have to.
 
  • #49
like I said, I'm loaded. I'm looking for stuff to spend money on.
 
  • #50
I do have a few hot, sexy, and easy friends. Unfortunately for you fellas, they happen to be my lesbian pals from West Hollywood. Easy for each other - but difficult for you.
 
  • #51
tribdog said:
like I said, I'm loaded. I'm looking for stuff to spend money on.

But of course you mean buying more for yourself and MIH, not an underage minor, right? :wink:
 
  • #52
tribdog said:
like I said, I'm loaded. I'm looking for stuff to spend money on.


Well in that case...

We'll need a bottle of Bacardi 151, bottle of Amaretto, two lighters, five pint glasses, handle of guinness, bottle of everclear, some gatorade, red bull, and some generic light colored beer, doesn;t matter which kind really. :biggrin:

Plans, big plans.

Oh, and a couple of camelbaks.
 
  • #53
I could change them. lol
seriously though, if we showed up, you'd put out right?
 
  • #54
Math Is Hard said:
I do have a few hot, sexy, and easy friends. Unfortunately for you fellas, they happen to be my lesbian pals from West Hollywood. Easy for each other - but difficult for you.


I've never met a woman i couldn't win over. Well, eventually anyway.
 
  • #55
Math Is Hard said:
I do have a few hot, sexy, and easy friends. Unfortunately for you fellas, they happen to be my lesbian pals from West Hollywood. Easy for each other - but difficult for you.

S T R I K E! Ouch! All the women are abusing tribdog today.
 
  • #56
I really wish you'd quit announcing to everyone that I'm easy, tribdog.

Some of my boyfriends could be reading this thread and they might get the wrong idea!
 
  • #57
lol,I wouldn't worry how smart could they be?
 
  • #58
Math Is Hard said:
I really wish you'd quit announcing to everyone that I'm easy, tribdog.

Some of my boyfriends could be reading this thread and they might get the wrong idea!

That we're getting more than them? :biggrin:
 
  • #59
Math Is Hard said:
I really wish you'd quit announcing to everyone that I'm easy, tribdog.

Some of my boyfriends could be reading this thread and they might get the wrong idea!

:smile: That's the wrong idea? I thought that's what you let them all believe so they'd keep buying you stuff. :devil:
 
  • #60
like LEGO Bricks?
 
  • #61
Forget flying over to Cali to visit Franz. You need to make a surprise visit to Moonbear's crib.
 
  • #62
tribdog said:
like LEGO Bricks?

Ouch! :frown:
 
  • #63
Moonbear said:
Ouch! :frown:


Feel the burn moonie, feel the burn.
 
  • #64
mattmns said:
Forget flying over to Cali to visit Franz. You need to make a surprise visit to Moonbear's crib.
she doesn't want me, but I'm not allowed to talk about it.
 
  • #65
its a gag order. if I don't shut up she's going to strangle me.
 
  • #66
tribdog said:
its a gag order. if I don't shut up she's going to strangle me.

You're learning. Maybe an old dog can learn new tricks.
 
  • #67
teach me baby teach me
 
  • #68
you know when you see one of Ivans posts has 69 messages that it got hijacked somewhere on page one.
 
  • #69
One-track mind. :smile:
 
  • #70
one-track is right and I'm catching up to you
 

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