How Do You Play the Alphabet Story Game?

[drizzle]

Hypersensitive

 

[micromass]

Insensitive

 

[drizzle]

Joint

 

[AnTiFreeze3]

Kansas.

 

[legend_b0bby]

large

 

[Andre]

Myrthe

 

[drizzle]

Nose

 

[micromass]

Oscar

 

[drizzle]

Pineapple

 

[micromass]

Quest

 

[drizzle]

Reality

 

[micromass]

Stomach

 

[drizzle]

Tower

 

[micromass]

Unilateral

 

[ThomasT]

vivisection

 

[drizzle]

wild

 

[micromass]

xylophone

 

[drizzle]

yawn

 

[micromass]

Zephyr

 

[micromass]

In a land far, far away lived an evil lord called Merzeus. He was a very cruel man. It was said he tortured his enemies for days before he finally killed them. One person, he even killed by suffocating him with ammonia.

It doesn't need to be said that many people wanted Merzeus dead. One of these people was bishop Trius. So he set out a challenge: the person who would kill Merzeus would receive a great treasure. Many people tried, but failed.

But one day, there came to bishop Trius a fair lady with a caramel skin. It all happened on the 16th of september. There was a light drizzle outside and the bishop was pretending to read a book on exobiology (in reality, it was just a fiction book that he greatly enjoyed). Suddenly, bishop Trius was disturbed by the smell of gasoline. Now, it is true that the bishop was easily disturbed because of his hypersensitive nature, but this time there was a real reason.

He walked outside, and behold: his stable were on fire. Furthermore, all the people were just watching and doing nothing. "Insensitive people", murmured the bishop, "probably a young kid who threw his joint in the stables."

But suddenly, there appeared this young lady. She opened her hands to the sky and out came water. It dimmed the fire of the stables. Apparently, the lady was able to do magic! The only people who he knew were magicians lived far away, in Kansas. Once the large fire was out, he asked the girl inside.

He thanked the girl and asked her name. She replied that she called Myrthe Largenose, daughter of Oscar Largenose. The bishop and Myrthe soon began talking, while eating delicious pine-apples. The bishop told Myrthe about the cruel lord Merzeus. Eventually, Myrthe decided to accept the quest.

Myrthe did not expect the quest to go easy, but reality it was still much harder than she anticipated. A lot of days, her stomach was empty and she was very hungry. Other days, she had to fight the evil minions of Merzeus.

But eventually, she reached the tower where Merzeus lived and where he made his decisions to unilaterally attack his enemies or where he performed vivisections of wild animals.

Myrthe grabbed her magic xylophone and played a magic tune. Everybody in the tower let out a yawn and fell asleep. This is how she got into the tower and killed Merzeus in his sleep.

She immediately returned to the city to meet with the bishop. He gave her the ring of the Zephyr, which was the most beautiful diamond in the entire world.

 

[legend_b0bby]

apples

 

[drizzle]

ahahahahahaha! You rock micro!

 

[AnTiFreeze3]

Banana

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

The insensitive lout from Kansas laughed at Bishop Oscar and told him "The story of how you mix ammonia with gasoline and drizzle in a little caramel in your study of exobiology sounds like fiction, not reality." The laughter was unilateral. It put Oscar's large nose out of joint because he was hypersensitive about his quest for wild pineapple on Pluto. He was an ivory tower researcher who had no stomach for vivisection. Myrthe (and may I interrupt this narrative to say what a delightful child she is and join my 7 billion friends in welcoming her to this world) stopped playing on her xylophone and let out a yawn, soft as a zephyr.

Oh, was I supposed to use the words in alphabetical order? That makes it harder doesn't it? I will try on the next one.

 

[AnTiFreeze3]

Crude.

 

[legend_b0bby]

djibouti

 

[GregJ]

Espresso

 

[fuzzyfelt]

floccinaucinihilipilification

 

[drizzle]

Geography

 

[lisab]

effable

 

[AnTiFreeze3]

fable

 

[fuzzyfelt]

Geography :)

 

[legend_b0bby]

universe

 

[lisab]

universe

The words have to be in alphabetical order - the next letter is "H".

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Can't anybody here play this game?