Is Kicking Flabby Asses Really Risk-Free?

[Danger]

Abracadabra

It Lives! It Lives!

Isn't your creator supposed to be saying that?

 

[dextercioby]

"It's alive !" i think it's the right quotation.

Daniel.

 

[Danger]

"It's alive !" i think it's the right quotation.

That would depend upon which of the endless treatments you're citing.

 

[Smurf]

Isn't your creator supposed to be saying that?

I am my own creator, I am omnipotent, I am God. The Creator.

 

[arildno]

What type of asses do you prefer to kick, Smurf?
Bubble-butts?

 

[Math Is Hard]

What type of asses do you prefer to kick, Smurf?
Bubble-butts?

hmmm.. I believe that Smurf carefully calculates a butt-to-shoe-size ratio before any said ass-kicking takes place. Bubble-butts might be in the realm of advanced ass-kicking (ass-kicking III) and I am not sure he has mastered the fundamental techniques that would prepare him for this.

 

[Danger]

Bubble-butts might be in the realm of advanced ass-kicking (ass-kicking III)

Not like he could actually kick any ass at all, but he does have that fascination with J. Lo...

 

[SOS2008]

hmmm.. I believe that Smurf carefully calculates a butt-to-shoe-size ratio before any said ass-kicking takes place. Bubble-butts might be in the realm of advanced ass-kicking (ass-kicking III) and I am not sure he has mastered the fundamental techniques that would prepare him for this.

So true. With a bubble butt one must start the kick a little further away, and then be prepared for the kick back (propulsion, thrust, resistance -- in that every action has an equal and opposite reaction).

 

[Danger]

be prepared for the kick back (propulsion, thrust, resistance -- in that every action has an equal and opposite reaction).

Or he could just get his foot stuck and be dragged to death. (Is it considered 'double-dragged' if you're in drag when you get dragged?)

 

[SOS2008]

Or he could just get his foot stuck and be dragged to death. (Is it considered 'double-dragged' if you're in drag when you get dragged?)

That would just..be...a real drag!

 

[Danger]

That would just..be...a real drag!

Nawww... a real drag would be a transsexual. Smurf just wears the clothes.

 

[arildno]

Or he could just get his foot stuck and be dragged to death. (Is it considered 'double-dragged' if you're in drag when you get dragged?)

Actually, he will be quadruple-dragged, since he also experiences pressure drag (also known as form drag) and viscous drag* from the surrounding air.



*This is, of course, related to the skin drag coefficient

 

[Danger]

Actually, he will be quadruple-dragged, since he also experiences pressure drag (also known as form drag) and viscous drag* from the surrounding air.

Thank you for pointing that out. The immensity of my error would have thrown off any future calculations. You have saved us a lot of work.

 

[arildno]

Thank you for pointing that out. The immensity of my error would have thrown off any future calculations. You have saved us a lot of work.

Glad to be of assistance.

 

[Danger]

Glad to be of assistance.

If you really want to be of assistance, grab hold of the other end of this here sheep for me. She's a feisty one.

 

[Artman]

The problem with kicking some asses is that it's hard to know where to start and if you want to be thorough, impossible to know when you're done.

 

[arildno]

And also, if you don't make a thourough check in advance, the ass might be so hard that your foot will hurt afterwards. Flabby asses are of course, more fun to kick, as well as risk-free.
Being the butt fiend he is, I'm sure Smurf does a close examination of the ass before he kicks it.