Is Slow Heat-Up the Key to Breaking In Your New Device?

  • Thread starter Borek
  • Start date
In summary: Attention all bd conspirators!According to the report I just got, the great failure should reach the devstination tomorrow. Still no information about the main part of the deal, as if it was behind a smoke screen. Take cover before chips will start falling from the sky.I'm ready.What's a bd? Are you landing a big deal?What's a bd? Are you landing a big deal? Borek is Polish and his references are often to American films. This time, Biggus Dickus seems to fit.I'm ready for the fallout. Fish and chips! Yummy yum!fish
  • #36


Evo said:
What? Is there a conspiracy afoot?

More like atruck at the moment.
 
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  • #37


Borek said:
More like atruck at the moment.
Awww, what have you guys done? bd = birthday?

(Evo - not too sharp)
 
  • #38


Evo said:
Awww, what have you guys done?

We failed.

Temporarily.
 
  • #39


Delivered and signed. But the story DOESN'T END HERE!
 
  • #40


Borek said:
judging from the tracking reports it is less than 7 miles from the target
So what. If you ship a package to a destination 7 miles away from here, the first thing they do is send it to Atlanta.
 
  • #41


Borek said:
Delivered and signed. But the story DOESN'T END HERE!
It gets worse? O Noes!
 
  • #42


OMG! I just received a huge bag of applewood chips and a smoker cover for a 30" MASTERBUILT SMOKER! :!)

I don't know what to say. I don't even dare say what I'm thinking. If you did what I think you did, I need to take more heart medicine. I'm speechless right now and tearing up.

Ok, fess up!
 
  • #43


No, it gets BETTER!

Later
 
  • #44


OK, here is the story... The smoker will be sent later, as it was out of stock the moment we ordered it for you :( It is back in stock, so we hope you will get it around birthday :smile:
 
  • #45


Evo said:
OMG! I just received a huge bag of applewood chips and a smoker cover for a 30" MASTERBUILT SMOKER! :!)

I don't know what to say. I don't even dare say what I'm thinking. If you did what I think you did, I need to take more heart medicine. I'm speechless right now and tearing up.

Ok, fess up!
We're just teasing you, Ms Evo! Your debit card will be billed.
 
  • #46


Borek said:
OK, here is the story... The smoker will be sent later, as it was out of stock the moment we ordered it for you :( It is back in stock, so we hope you will get it around birthday :smile:
OMG, OMG! I can't believe this! No one has ever done anything like this for me - ever. That's my dream machine!

You guys! That's a very, very expensive gift. I don't deserve this. :cry: Just try to pry it out of my cold, dead fingers.

Wow. I just...WOW.

turbo said:
We're just teasing you, Ms Evo! Your debit card will be billed.
:frown:
 
  • #47


Evo said:
You guys! That's a very, very expensive gift. I don't deserve this. :cry:

You deserve every single bit of it :smile:
 
  • #48


turbo said:
We're just teasing you, Ms Evo! Your debit card will be billed.

Another smoke screen :biggrin:
 
  • #49


So did she get the hint that she's hosting the next PF 4th of July BBQ?
 
  • #50


Thank you, everyone! I know Borek started this because I was drooling over the electric digital push button fail proof smoker for dummies that wouldn't get me arrested.

{{{{HUGS}}}} to everyone. :!)

I still can't believe this. With Memorial day coming up, there will be great sales on items to be smoked. I have just the place for it on my covered patio where I have an outside electric outlet.

You know my neighbor is going to want to use it. :-p

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! THANK YOU! You guys are awesome. I love you all. <sniff>
 
  • #51


Evo said:
I love you all.

You got it backwards - WE love you :smile:

Not that these things are mutually exclusive.
 
  • #52


It is kind of unusual to take up smoking at this point in life, though :biggrin:.
 
  • #53


It is never too late.
 
  • #54


Evo said:
Thank you, everyone! I know Borek started this because I was drooling over the electric digital push button fail proof smoker for dummies that wouldn't get me arrested.

{{{{HUGS}}}} to everyone. :!)

I still can't believe this. With Memorial day coming up, there will be great sales on items to be smoked. I have just the place for it on my covered patio where I have an outside electric outlet.

You know my neighbor is going to want to use it. :-p

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! THANK YOU! You guys are awesome. I love you all. <sniff>
Please post some pictures when you get it setup. :approve:
 
  • #55


Pengwuino said:
So did she get the hint that she's hosting the next PF 4th of July BBQ?
:biggrin:

Astronuc said:
Please post some pictures when you get it setup. :approve:
Definitely!

I'm just still in disbelief. What a generous, unbelievable act of kindness.

You all are the best friends I have. :cry:
 
  • #56


Andre said:
Another smoke screen :biggrin:
Let's hope the delivery truck doesn't get hit by lightning or destroyed in a tornado first, this is Evo after all, and we know your track record.

Rhody... :rolleyes:
 
  • #57


Wow! What a nice gesture.

Enjoy your new smoker, Evo. Just don't burn the place down! :biggrin:
 
  • #58


Evo said:
OMG, OMG! I can't believe this! No one has ever done anything like this for me - ever. That's my dream machine!

You guys! That's a very, very expensive gift. I don't deserve this. :cry: Just try to pry it out of my cold, dead fingers.

Wow. I just...WOW.

:frown:

Evo said:
Thank you, everyone! I know Borek started this because I was drooling over the electric digital push button fail proof smoker for dummies that wouldn't get me arrested.

{{{{HUGS}}}} to everyone. :!)

I still can't believe this. With Memorial day coming up, there will be great sales on items to be smoked. I have just the place for it on my covered patio where I have an outside electric outlet.

You know my neighbor is going to want to use it. :-p

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! THANK YOU! You guys are awesome. I love you all. <sniff>

You've brought tears of joy to me Evo. Happy Birthday with love.
 
  • #59


Borek said:
You got it backwards - WE love you :smile:

Not that these things are mutually exclusive.

We love you too for making this all possible. :!)
 
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  • #60


dlgoff said:
But they are Borek. We love you too for making this all possible. :!)
Not mutually exclusive, but thanks to Borek for pulling this together! A good guy!
 
  • #61


Nice gift. Enjoy it Evo. Why wasn't I invited to conspire against her?
 
  • #62


turbo said:
Not mutually exclusive, but thanks to Borek for pulling this together! A good guy!
Yea. What you said.
 
  • #63


turbo said:
A good guy!

You are taking me for something I am not.

Jimmy Snyder said:
Why wasn't I invited to conspire against her?

I knew this question will be asked. See above.

Seriously, it is my fault. I had to end the list somewhere, otherwise I would have to send 412k PMs. Sorry if someone feels ignored.
 
  • #64


dlgoff said:
We love you too for making this all possible. :!)

I concur :smile:.
 
  • #65


Borek said:
You are taking me for something I am not.

Ok. You are an evil guy. :biggrin:

:)
 
  • #66


Gad said:
Ok. You are an evil guy. :biggrin:

Surprised?
 
  • #67


rhody said:
Let's hope the delivery truck doesn't get hit by lightning or destroyed in a tornado first, this is Evo after all, and we know your track record.

Rhody... :rolleyes:
This is too true. :eek:

Ivan Seeking said:
Wow! What a nice gesture.
no kidding!

Enjoy your new smoker, Evo. Just don't burn the place down! :biggrin:
Oh, I'm already making a list. :approve:

dlgoff said:
You've brought tears of joy to me Evo. Happy Birthday with love.
Love you too dl!

dlgoff said:
We love you too (Borek) for making this all possible. :!)
What a guy!

turbo said:
Not mutually exclusive, but thanks to Borek for pulling this together! A good guy!
Definitely.

Jimmy Snyder said:
Nice gift. Enjoy it Evo. Why wasn't I invited to conspire against her?
It's sweet that you wanted to conspire. :smile:

I'm so touched by everyone.
 
  • #68


Gad said:
Ok. You are an evil guy. :biggrin:

:)
Don't say things like that. I've got your back Borek. No matter how many people say bad things about you, no matter how horrible they say you are, I will always be there to defend you day and night.
 
  • #69


Jimmy Snyder said:
..., I will always be there to defend you day and night.

In other words,...
 
  • #70


I told Evo Child what you guys did and she said you all are incredible.
 

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