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How did you feel when you found out that there was no Santa Claus (if you ever believed)?
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I had it figured out and then was really happy when my parents let me play Santa for my younger siblings.Richard87 said:How did you feel when you found out that there was no Santa Claus (if you ever believed)?
Richard87 said:How did you feel when you found out that there was no Santa Claus (if you ever believed)?
Richard87 said:How did you feel when you found out that there was no Santa Claus (if you ever believed)?
Ahhh, that's sad. Part of the fun of christmas is showing your parents it's not real. There is a lot of satisfaction in blowing their cover, then you get to do it to your younger sibilings. Just a fun thing.lisab said:I never believed in Santa. In fact, I can't even imagine my dad telling me (or any kid, actually) such a thing.
Evo said:Ahhh, that's sad. Part of the fun of christmas is showing your parents it's not real. There is a lot of satisfaction in blowing their cover, then you get to do it to your younger sibilings. Just a fun thing.
WHAT? No Santa Claus. : Santa is alive.LOL! There's "Santa for Hire Nationwide."Richard87 said:How did you feel when you found out that there was no Santa Claus (if you ever believed)?
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Gear300 said:Santa Claus actually did exist up until 1967 when the Big Mac was released.
zoobyshoe said:I'm not following. Are you saying Big Macs are actually Claus Burgers?
Gear300 said:No. I'm saying he had a stroke and died from it.
zoobyshoe said:That's crazy. Big Macs aren't real.
Well, it's more like saying "I never had sex with that woman. Miss Lewinski."Gear300 said:Ha!...that's like saying Santa Claus isn't real.
zoobyshoe said:Well, it's more like saying "I never had sex with that woman. Miss Lewinski."
zoobyshoe said:Well, it's more like saying "I never had sex with that woman. Miss Lewinski."
Pattonias said:"Oh, I'm sorry. Could you define sex for me?..."
"...****..."
" Well, then yes I totally did."
Gear300 said:Yeah...I suppose...truth tends to be relative...but going back to the main point of this thread: Big Macs are real, which proves that Santa Claus is real.
zoobyshoe said:But sex is not real. Not for Santa. There's no Santa Jr.
Gear300 said:I don't get it...we're talking about Big Macs and Santa...what does sex have to do with Santa?
zoobyshoe said:Nothing. I'm thinking Mrs Santa must consequently be very horny, and I'm wondering if she looks at least as good as Monica Lewinski.
Gear300 said:I doubt Santa would like where this is going if he was actually reading all this.