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Teacher : If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many cats will you have?
Li'l Johnny : Seven, Sir.
Teacher : No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Li'l Johnny : Seven, Sir.
Teacher : Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?
Li'l Johnny : Six.
Teacher : Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
Li'l Johnny : Seven! SIR!
A very angry Teacher : Where in the **** do you get seven from?
A smiling Li'l Johnny : Because,... I've already got a cat, Sir!
Li'l Johnny : Seven, Sir.
Teacher : No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Li'l Johnny : Seven, Sir.
Teacher : Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?
Li'l Johnny : Six.
Teacher : Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
Li'l Johnny : Seven! SIR!
A very angry Teacher : Where in the **** do you get seven from?
A smiling Li'l Johnny : Because,... I've already got a cat, Sir!