Lost Keys: Where Did I Leave Them Last?

[tribdog]

in India I thought you stomped lepers not midgets.

 

[Moonbear]

What did you guys do in here? Look at the swath of havoc and destruction!

 

[tribdog]

can you have a swath of havoc?

 

[tribdog]

boy franz left and this place just died. I miss franz. remember when he said Mr. snappy-comeback guy?

 

[Moonbear]

can you have a swath of havoc?

I didn't know it was possible until I took a look around here.

 

[klusener]

in India I thought you stomped lepers not midgets.

well i forgive you for misspelling America, remember America is spelled as A-M-E-R-I-C-A not I-N-D-I-A...

 

[tribdog]

well i forgive you for misspelling America, remember America is spelled as A-M-E-R-I-C-A not I-N-D-I-A...

sorry, i was just going by where it says under your name location I-N-D-I-A

 

[klusener]

sorry, i was just going by where it says under your name location I-N-D-I-A

if anything, in India you might step on software engineers, there are so many of them here, swarming all over the place stealing all your jobs...

 

[tribdog]

what about lepers?

 

[klusener]

what about lepers?

i don't see a lot of them around here, maybe they are in the hospitals...

 

[tribdog]

see, I'm just not very worldly. I thought the only people in India who were allowed in hospitals were tourists who had their kidney stolen.

 

[klusener]

Nah, you think that's why they let you in the hospitals? they steal your kidneys and then get your cash in the hospitals.. you can still survive with kidneys, but the cash part is major, after we get your kidneys we sell them to your old relatives in America who might be in need of kidneys..

 

[tribdog]

you capitalist!

 

[dextercioby]

Tribdog,man,take a break...You've posted 100 times tonite.Ain't your fingers hurting...?

Daniel.

P.S.Franz,the same goes for you.

 

[tribdog]

I was starting to get pissed that no one else is keeping up.
should I type slower so you can keep up or would it be easier if I just explained the jokes?

 

[Moonbear]

I was starting to get pissed that no one else is keeping up.
should I type slower so you can keep up or would it be easier if I just explained the jokes?

I think that gum made you hyper. You seemed to be typing at breakneck speeds tonight. Oh, wait, I probably shouldn't say things like breakneck around you, you might try it or something.

 

[dextercioby]

Yeah,breakneck,stabfoot and burncarpet...A romantic trilogy.

Daniel.

 

[franznietzsche]

Tribdog,man,take a break...You've posted 100 times tonite.Ain't your fingers hurting...?

Daniel.

P.S.Franz,the same goes for you.

How do you know how many times we've posted today?

Are you stalking me? Cause that would suck.

On another note, it was so cold walking five miles home, I'm only very slowly getting blood flow back in my arms. Typing is really really difficult. And SLO. hehe.

 

[tribdog]

want to go to dexter's next weekend?

 

[franznietzsche]

want to go to dexter's next weekend?

In belgium?

Is Absinthe legal there? If so, sure let's go.

 

[tribdog]

lol, I don't think I'm allowed out of the country. or if I'm allowed out I'm not allowed back in something like that

 

[franznietzsche]

lol, I don't think I'm allowed out of the country. or if I'm allowed out I'm not allowed back in something like that

Well that's no good.

 

[Moonbear]

lol, I don't think I'm allowed out of the country. or if I'm allowed out I'm not allowed back in something like that

Are you even allowed out of the state? Or do they let you out, but you're on the list at the airport for the "special" searches?

 

[franznietzsche]

Are you even allowed out of the state? Or do they let you out, but you're on the list at the airport for the "special" searches?

I like giving special searches at the airport. Its fun

 

[Moonbear]

I like giving special searches at the airport. Its fun

See, I knew you were hitting on tribdog.

 

[franznietzsche]

See, I knew you were hitting on tribdog.

After what happened, I'm hitting on anything that moves...

..here kitty kitty kitty...

 

[Moonbear]

After what happened, I'm hitting on anything that moves...

..here kitty kitty kitty...

What happened? Did I miss something?

 

[franznietzsche]

What happened? Did I miss something?

I lost my mind, because She took it from me. Remember?

 

[Moonbear]

I lost my mind, because She took it from me. Remember?

No, because you stole my mind after she took yours!

Okay, I thought there might have been something more to the story that I missed. So, does this mean you're smitten? Does she reciprocate at all?

 

[franznietzsche]

No, because you stole my mind after she took yours!

Okay, I thought there might have been something more to the story that I missed. So, does this mean you're smitten? Does she reciprocate at all?

Its actually a rather long story(more than a year long), but the short answers to your questions would be extremely, and yes, respectively. The situation is...complicated, to say the very least.

 

[Moonbear]

Its actually a rather long story(more than a year long), but the short answers to your questions would be extremely, and yes, respectively. The situation is...complicated, to say the very least.

It can't be quite that complicated if you answered both questions in the affirmative. Or is it because you're just too far apart right now? Long distance relationships can be tough. But, if she's worth it and also interested, then just hang in there.

 

[motai]

It can't be quite that complicated if you answered both questions in the affirmative. Or is it because you're just too far apart right now? Long distance relationships can be tough. But, if she's worth it and also interested, then just hang in there.

ack, franznietzsche, those can be very tough to go through. I myself am in a quasi-limbo state from one of those. Still hasn't yet resolved (then again I never was offically in a relationship in the first place but there were strong feelings).

 

[franznietzsche]

It can't be quite that complicated if you answered both questions in the affirmative. Or is it because you're just too far apart right now? Long distance relationships can be tough. But, if she's worth it and also interested, then just hang in there.

Oh its horrendously complicated. I wish it was possible to make a long story short, but to do so would strip away all the little details that make everything so complicated.

But i try anyway:

I spent almost a year trying to get her to go out with me initially. The fact that she had a boyfriend at the time was of course, no deterrent, i hated the guy, so that was just icing on the cake to me.

Fast forward to mid-summer, last year: BY this time she had decided to leave him no less than four times, never actually doing it any of the time. At one point she had even become friends with one of my exes who wound trying to help her wind up with me. I actually started drinking over her. Got so depressed one night, that after not sleeping the whole time i just started drinking at 8 in the morning and didn't stop all day(oddly my parents never noticed the rum bottle that disappeared from the liquour cbainet, probably because it was one of 25 or so bottles). Eventually i just get fed up with all the talk and no action from her(of which there was the plenty. The 'i love you', so on and so forth. The whole nine yards), and walked away. I just stopped talking to her.

Life goes on, dated other people, moved away to college. when i moved me and my neighbor were seeing each other, and kept doing so after i moved. Mid-october comes around, and one day i notice on a mutual friends computer (who is at the same uni as me) that she has logged online. So i leave, walk next door to my room, start talking to her again. Why i did this, i don't really know. Well all was well and good until a few weeks ago.

She had broken up with her old boyfriend (though the asshat still keeps trying to hang around, bordering on stalking her). Started seeing other people. Then a few weeks ago, she gets drunk while talking me (i swear, those two are not related occurences, she was talking to me and someone handed her a margarita, i had nothing to do with it ) And starts getting tipsy. During the conversation, i was ranting about how all the attractive women i met seemed to be annoying ditzes with nothing to offer but their anatomy, and that i was doomed to be alone, because what i would never find what i want (the irony in this is apparent to me, but i considered her beyond my reach, so as far as i was concerned the statement was true, even thouh she existed). Well at anyrate, the conversation progresses u and she winds up telling me she broke up with her old boyfriend when i stopped seeing my neighbor for a reason. Then she brings up a statement she had made about getting me back, sometime the year before. Goes on to say that she's been trying to fix the things in herself that made her lose me the first time, so that she can try for another chance. Among these things include the fact that she still does see her ex- and he still does have some hold over her, which given the mutual hatred between me and him, would 'just be wrong' in her words.

Well, after this, all hell breaks lose in my mind.

See, before i met her, i never had any particular standards for women. They had to be attractive and pleasant company. That was about it. But after meeting her, and everything that happened, my standards changed. She's one of few people who can easily keep pace with me in conversation or agruement, and even pose a challenge at times.

As 42, put it, even if he was making fun of me:

a debating society in a skirt

Of course she's not perfect, but I've never met anyone even close to her.

 

[franznietzsche]

ack, franznietzsche, those can be very tough to go through. I myself am in a quasi-limbo state from one of those. Still hasn't yet resolved (then again I never was offically in a relationship in the first place but there were strong feelings).

I already did the long distance thing with my former neighbor. It doesn't bug me that much, because I'm not real huge on human interaction in general anyway, so having time to myself doesn't bother me, but I'm far less optimistic about the ability for them to actually work than i used to be. And by far less, i mean there is no optimism left on the subject.

 

[Moonbear]

franz, it sounds like she's finally noticed you! Well, her ex-boyfriend still hanging around is a problem. I suggest you tell her you're going to take things very slowly until you're certain he's out of the picture given her history of saying she'd break up with him and then not and still having him linger around even now. Sometimes people admit things when drunk they'd be too inhibited to admit while sober. Just make sure she doesn't only have feelings for you when she's drunk.

No wonder you've been in such a good mood this weekend! Good luck!