Secure a Seat on the New Planet: What You Need to Know

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In summary: The planet is doomed, how do you make sure you get one of the limited seats to the new planet.Telephone sanitizers, TV directors and marketing consultants to the first Ark.The quality must be very good. Afghani?Yes, must be a hybrid. Anyways, yeah...wow.The planet is doomed, how do you make sure you get one of the limited seats to the new planet.I'm a capitalist - I'll own the spaceship.How much dope do you smoke when you come up with these wacky thread ideas?I smoke a lot of dope when I come up with my wacky thread ideas.
  • #36
Moonbear said:
Wow, tough crowd when a naked woman can't talk her way onto a spaceship.

Okay, I'm really good at tending and breeding animals and can do a fair job of butchering and cooking them too. Wherever you land, you might need some help growing food (you might be tempted to bring along Turbo too, but do you really think a confined space with limited toilets is the place for him to serve his famous habanero relish?)

The first definite, although i thought that a little harsh about Tubos chili.
 
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  • #37
I can sew, knit and crochet, plus I'm good at gardening, cooking, and cleaning.
 
  • #38
Evo said:
I can sew, knit and crochet, plus I'm good at gardening, cooking, and cleaning.

If you can sew and knit on an industrial scale your in if you pass the survival test.
 
  • #39
wolram said:
The first definite, although i thought that a little harsh about Tubos chili.

From all his bragging about it, I'm quite sure it's the chili that will be harsh on the occupants. If you do let him bring his chilis, you better double check the air handling system. I sure don't want to be breathing recirculated air for such a long trip if everyone is eating super-spicy chilis. :wink:
 
  • #40
wolram said:
If you can sew and knit on an industrial scale your in if you pass the survival test.
What's the survival test?
 
  • #41
Evo said:
What's the survival test?

You have to spend a week confined to a single room with no windows or fan with a group of guys all eating turbo's chili. :biggrin:
 
  • #42
Moonbear said:
You have to spend a week confined to a single room with no windows or fan with a group of guys all eating turbo's chili. :biggrin:

All of a sudden I am glad I'm out.
 
  • #43
Evo said:
What's the survival test?

The first part of the test is to figure that out.

I'm sorry, you failed. :frown:
 
  • #44
Ok, the PF Sisters will have their own Spaceship. Who wants to come with us?

Wolram you're invited.
 
  • #45
Oh oh! I'll come! I don't mind sitting next to girls!
 
  • #46
Evo said:
Ok, the PF Sisters will have their own Spaceship. Who wants to come with us?

Wolram you're invited.

Will there be any chocolate on board? If so I might consider the ladies ship if there aren't any doilies all over everything.
 
  • #47
Plus I have a Beef map!

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  • #48
Moonbear said:
You have to spend a week confined to a single room with no windows or fan with a group of guys all eating turbo's chili. :biggrin:

That and a week alone on Dartmoor with a stove, cook pan and tent.
 
  • #49
edward said:
All of a sudden I am glad I'm out.

You could redeem you self with a little ingenuity.
 
  • #50
Bring Greg. On a journey of this distance we're going to need someone who can change a tire.
 
  • #51
wolram said:
That and a week alone on Dartmoor with a stove, cook pan and tent.

if you want a steam survival course, pm me.
 
  • #52
If you want a seat, you'd better run for office (politics)---they are the ones with the control, and, therefore they think they are the most important.


Doesn't anyone watch those 'death of the Earth by meteorite impact' movies?
 
  • #53
Evo said:
Ok, the PF Sisters will have their own Spaceship. Who wants to come with us?

Woo hoo! I see MIH and Tsu have been tinkering with the supersonic RV.

Poop-Loops said:
Oh oh! I'll come! I don't mind sitting next to girls!
:biggrin: A wise man there.

edward said:
Will there be any chocolate on board? If so I might consider the ladies ship if there aren't any doilies all over everything.
Of course there will be chocolate! Nobody is allowed on board unless they bring a chocolate supply. :approve:

Doilies?! No worries there! Do we look like the doiley...doilie...what is the singular of doilies anyway...types of women? I can't even spell the dang word!

Evo said:
Plus I have a Beef map!

beefmapjr5.gif

Ooh, we're all set to butcher the origami steers now! :smile:
 
  • #54
I'll board the spaceship that has naked girls on it.
 
  • #55
Evo said:
Ok, the PF Sisters will have their own Spaceship. Who wants to come with us?

Wolram you're invited.

Wow a sister ship, just think of the end less intelligent conversations i can have.
 
  • #56
There'll be a lot of daring spacewalks when the people on wollies ship realize there's a ship full of women elsewhere.
 
  • #57
We may have to spend weeks in suspended animation
 
  • #58
Unfortunately for you, the people who can make computers and split atoms are probably the ones that will be able to make a breatable atmosphere on a different planet.
 
  • #59
Math Jeans said:
Unfortunately for you, the people who can make computers and split atoms are probably the ones that will be able to make a breatable atmosphere on a different planet.

We thought about that MoonB has muted sheep that breath toxic gas and exhaust oxygen.
 
  • #60
I'll climb into a giant stuffed panda teddy bear being delivered as going away gift to the ladies ship. Then I'll climb out and brainwash the ladies into a polygimy cult.
 
  • #61
W3pcq said:
I'll climb into a giant stuffed panda teddy bear being delivered as going away gift to the ladies ship. Then I'll climb out and brainwash the ladies into a polygimy cult.

Brain wash a sister? heck did you not know anyone of them can turn a man into a gibbering wreck in minutes.
 
  • #62
Smarter ones than me too, maybe I'll just stay in the suite and walk around serving them chocolate cake, and giving back massages.
 
  • #63
W3pcq said:
Smarter ones than me too, maybe I'll just stay in the suite and walk around serving them chocolate cake, and giving back massages.

Now that sounds like a better plan. :approve:
 
  • #64
W3pcq said:
Smarter ones than me too, maybe I'll just stay in the suite and walk around serving them chocolate cake, and giving back massages.

Now that is just down right creeping, you must not give them an inch or you will be a slave to them.
Just chuck them a square of chocolate every now and then and they will be happy.
 
  • #65
Make sure to bring your ax body spray!
 
  • #66
If I get my own ship, I'll bring a DJ, a mime, a parrot, the rainman, a magician, a mind reader with crystal ball, a professional freestyle cook (you know that can do the tricks with spatulas and stuff), a full cast of actors to do plays, a chiropractor, a force of child workers to make clothing and shoes, a motivational speaker, some belly dancers, and a unicycler who can juggle fire. Don't ask why.
 
  • #67
W3pcq said:
If I get my own ship, I'll bring a DJ, a mime, a parrot, the rainman, a magician, a mind reader with crystal ball, a professional freestyle cook (you know that can do the tricks with spatulas and stuff), a full cast of actors to do plays, a chiropractor, a force of child workers to make clothing and shoes, a motivational speaker, some belly dancers, and a unicycler who can juggle fire. Don't ask why.


I think i will take the makings for chili, a pair of ear plugs and some books.
 
  • #68
wolram said:
I think i will take the makings for chili, a pair of ear plugs and some books.

:smile: I prefer chefs that actually cook the food, not just play with it. :biggrin:
 
  • #69
Moonbear said:
:smile: I prefer chefs that actually cook the food, not just play with it. :biggrin:

Heck you just insulted the Jammie Oliver of knightcote.
 
  • #70
wolram said:
I think i will take the makings for chili, a pair of ear plugs and some books.
Wolram gets my vote! :approve: I still want to taste that blue cheese cake he made.
 

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