Smack the Penguin: Test Your Skills & Have Fun!

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In summary, this is what Evo.307.6 does all day at work: He plays the annual smack the penguin game. He got 300 on his first hit, but missed the first four times. He got 800 on his second hit, but conceded when his opponent posted a screen shot of his best score. Evo.307.6's best score is 321.1.
  • #71
Tom Mattson said:
Oh, so you got a man to drive? :smile: :smile:
*braces self again*
Oh, man... you are ASKING for it! :devil:

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  • #72
Tom - you are TOAST! Once Evo drags that thing out... well... nice knowin' ya. :biggrin:
 
  • #73
Tom Mattson said:
Oh, so you got a man to drive? :smile: :smile:
*braces self again*
Must be...an hour seems like an awfully long trip for the supersonic RV...with a guy driving, we'd be going in circles for hours and he'd refuse to ask for directions. With leadfoot Tsu at the wheel, we'd be there in about 15 minutes. :biggrin: :devil:
 
  • #74
OFF WITH HIS HEAD! :mad:
 
  • #75
I could have the head mounted for the walls of the sisterhood lodge!
 
  • #76
Knock, Knock!
Err...Umm...
Can I join the war please?
pretty please, please, please.
PLEASE! :shy:
 
  • #77
hypatia said:
I could have the head mounted for the walls of the sisterhood lodge!
Excellent idea! The walls are a bit plain.
 
  • #78
I wonder how long it will be before *melinda* sees this thread and turns against me...
 
  • #79
Tom Mattson said:
I wonder how long it will be before *melinda* sees this thread and turns against me...
It won't matter if you're already dead. :biggrin:

Oh, wait, MIH, once you get him in your sights, if he's cute, don't shoot! We'll just tie him up and toss him in the RV and figure out something else to do with him. :devil:
 
  • #80
Moonbear said:
Oh, wait, MIH, once you get him in your sights, if he's cute, don't shoot! We'll just tie him up and toss him in the RV and figure out something else to do with him. :devil:
Excellent thinking! :approve:
 
  • #81
Fine, then. I won't shoot to kill. If I aim for the ankle it should just hobble him so he can't run. :devil:

I loved Hypatia's idea, but yours was good, too, Moonie. He deserves to be stuffed and mounted. Or vice versa. We'll see how he looks.

*I can't believe I just wrote that*:redface:
 
  • #82
Math Is Hard said:
Fine, then. I won't shoot to kill. If I aim for the ankle it should just hobble him so he can't run. :devil:
I loved Hypatia's idea, but yours was good, too, Moonie. He deserves to be stuffed and mounted. Or vice versa. We'll see how he looks.
*I can't believe I just wrote that*:redface:

:smile: Yep, that should work. I like how you think. :devil: :-p
 
  • #83
Tom Mattson said:
I wonder how long it will be before *melinda* sees this thread and turns against me...
You just had to drag me into this didn't you. I'm going to stuff you into a cannon and find out how far you fly!

"Oh, wait, MIH, once you get him in your sights, if he's cute, don't shoot! "

He won't be so cute after I launch him across the Hudson river :devil:
 
  • #84
Tom Mattson said:
Heh. Just saw this thread, and I guess I should chime in and say that I played Kitten Cannon all summer at work last year. My best was somewhere above 1700. I recommended it to a friend, but she has 2 cats and she thought I was a terrible person. :frown:
where i can find this game?
 
  • #85
*melinda* said:
You just had to drag me into this didn't you. I'm going to stuff you into a cannon and find out how far you fly!
:smile: I think we found a new member of the sisterhood. :biggrin: :smile:
 
  • #86
En_lizard said:
where i can find this game?
Yomamma gave a link in post #24 back on page 2.
 
  • #87
Moonbear said:
:smile: I think we found a new member of the sisterhood. :biggrin: :smile:
I was thinking the same thing!:approve:
 
  • #88
You ladies may want to subscribe to this magazine before you embark on this little slumber party. :biggrin:
 
  • #89
Tom Mattson said:
You ladies may want to subscribe to this magazine before you embark on this little slumber party. :biggrin:
ooh! Nice! :biggrin:

My other Sisterhood: http://www.2asisters.org/"
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  • #90
Math Is Hard said:
ooh! Nice! :biggrin:
My other Sisterhood: http://www.2asisters.org/"
http://www.2asisters.org/images/s_blonde.jpg


That's seriously terrifying.
 
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  • #91
Tom Mattson said:
You ladies may want to subscribe to this magazine before you embark on this little slumber party. :biggrin:
:smile: Well, it sounds like we can enhance the Sisterhood's armory. We've been holding off on some of the real heavy artillery because it requires two people to operate...one to aim and one to load, but with *melinda* around, it seems she's the specialist we need for loading the ammo while MIH aims and fires. :devil:
 
  • #92
Math Is Hard said:
ooh! Nice! :biggrin:
My other Sisterhood: http://www.2asisters.org/"
http://www.2asisters.org/images/s_blonde.jpg
I better start charging for them to keep using my picture for advertising. :biggrin:
 
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  • #93
franznietzsche said:
That's seriously terrifying.
Then http://www.2asisters.org/05_raffle.htm" should scare the hell out of you. Do not screw with Jeanne from Idaho. :wink:
 
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  • #94
Moonbear said:
:smile: Well, it sounds like we can enhance the Sisterhood's armory. We've been holding off on some of the real heavy artillery because it requires two people to operate...one to aim and one to load, but with *melinda* around, it seems she's the specialist we need for loading the ammo while MIH aims and fires. :devil:

That's what you think. I know Melinda's achilles' heel: She loves my cooking. :cool: I'm at her place right now, and let me tell you, you're losing her fast. :biggrin: And I'm not worried about the rest of you either. When the Supersonic RV pulls up later tonight, and you all catch a whiff of my chicken with mushrooms in white bechamel sauce, you will all fall just like her. Your puny weapons are no match for my skills! Muhahahahahaha! :devil:
 
  • #95
Tom Mattson said:
That's what you think. I know Melinda's achilles' heel: She loves my cooking. :cool: I'm at her place right now, and let me tell you, you're losing her fast. :biggrin: And I'm not worried about the rest of you either. When the Supersonic RV pulls up later tonight, and you all catch a whiff of my chicken with mushrooms in white bechamel sauce, you will all fall just like her. Your puny weapons are no match for my skills! Muhahahahahaha! :devil:
Is that a dinner invitation? Yes, I'm sure we can stop to eat dinner before tying you up and ...well...doing whatever we decide to do to you. :devil:
 
  • #96
Tom Mattson said:
That's what you think. I know Melinda's achilles' heel: She loves my cooking. :cool: I'm at her place right now, and let me tell you, you're losing her fast. :biggrin: And I'm not worried about the rest of you either. When the Supersonic RV pulls up later tonight, and you all catch a whiff of my chicken with mushrooms in white bechamel sauce, you will all fall just like her. Your puny weapons are no match for my skills! Muhahahahahaha! :devil:
HAH! We're NUNS WITH GUNS! We'll eat your yummy food, then kidnap you and keep you in the Supersonic RV kitchen as our personal chef! :devil:

Melinda, don't succumb to his cooking! Join us!

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  • #97
Do you want to learn about christ today!?? CHICK.CHICK ...gulp...
 
  • #98
I'm trying to think of a smart@ss comment but I can't
 
  • #99
*sniff sniff*
hmm..something smells good.
*sniff sniff*
Smells like it's coming from Troy.
*stomach grumbles*
I'm hungry.:cry: I'm weakening. I'm weakening..
 
  • #100
I hope you wouldn't lose your consciousness after eating the food. He might poison it with some drugs!
 
  • #101
Moonbear said:
Is that a dinner invitation? Yes, I'm sure we can stop to eat dinner before tying you up and ...well...doing whatever we decide to do to you. :devil:

Once I have you under my spell, *I* will be the one doing the deciding. Just ask Melinda. :biggrin:
 
  • #102
:approve: Tom, make me crabcakes. I will do anything for crabcakes. They are usually $20bucks a plate at a cheap restruant in Dc. :cry: (If you make them bad it will be an insult to maryland and you will be banished back to nomans lands!)
 
  • #103
Evo said:
Melinda, don't succumb to his cooking! Join us!
HA! His fabulous cooking is no match for me! I just act like I have no will of my own.

Reverse psychology: He thinks he has superpowers, I get fed, and it insures more fabulous meals in the future! :wink:

Shhh... don't tell Tom, he might stop cooking for me.
 
  • #104
*melinda* said:
Shhh... don't tell Tom, he might stop cooking for me.
We'll never tell...it's our secret...just as long as you get us into one of those dinner parties for that good food. :approve: I still want an invitation for Thanksgiving next year if he's making those stuffed mushrooms again. :biggrin:
 
  • #105
*melinda* said:
HA! His fabulous cooking is no match for me! I just act like I have no will of my own.
Reverse psychology: He thinks he has superpowers, I get fed, and it insures more fabulous meals in the future! :wink:
Shhh... don't tell Tom, he might stop cooking for me.
Heh, men think they can seduce us with their cooking skills. (ok, they can, but we're NOT going to let them know that!)

Melinda, you "definitely" qualify as a PF Sister of the Hood. :approve:
 

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