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D. B. Cooper died in Florida in 1995.zoobyshoe said:Nor will he admit he's D.B. Cooper.
google.com/search?q=d+b+cooper+florida+duane
D. B. Cooper died in Florida in 1995.zoobyshoe said:Nor will he admit he's D.B. Cooper.
That's what you'd like us to think, D.B.hitssquad said:D. B. Cooper died in Florida in 1995.
google.com/search?q=d+b+cooper+florida+duane
Smasherman said:I'm 16.
On another note, I've zoquoed recently (there, I got the l reached the minimum too).
hitssquad said:By the way, loseyourname, this reminds me of a rhetoric device I learned a few years ago. Using smaller units, even though they force the use of larger quantification, can make an audience think in terms of smallness — and vice versa. (Maybe the subconscious mind thinks, "Well, if it can be measured in units that small, it must not be very large.")
For example, a corporation trying to downplay its own size in a given PR instance might say it has $800 million in annual sales. In another PR instance, that same corporation might say it as four-fifths of a billion dollars in annual sales. (If the sales can be measured in billions, they must be big, right?)
Chevrolet, trying to convince its European customers of how good a job it did in reducing the length of the 2005 Corvette, might say the car has a length of 175.0 inches. (If it can be measured in inches, it must be short.) Porsche might reply by saying the car is grossly long at over 14 feet. (If it can be measured in feet, it must be very long, indeed.) In fact, the latest Corvette is so long it streches over 2 3/4 thousandths of a mile, from bumper to bumper. How many other cars can be measured in units of miles?
If he started telling us anything about himself, he would have to give up his title as most mysterious PFer.loseyourname said:So I take it you aren't giving your age? Not even in seconds or millenia?
I agree, and hope he continues to reveal nothing. It's something like Wilson on Home Improvement: you never see the lower half of his face, and it is never explained why. And hitsquad, like Wilson, generally has all the answers.Moonbear said:If he started telling us anything about himself, he would have to give up his title as most mysterious PFer.
Such a narrow margin of probability could only arise from one source: hitsquad, himself. Therefore, I deduce:Evo said:My guess...hitssquad is 35-39.
Aw crud, I've been discovered.zoobyshoe said:Such a narrow margin of probability could only arise from one source: hitsquad, himself. Therefore, I deduce:
YOU ARE HITSQUAD!
I liked you better when you were a girlEvo said:Aw crud, I've been discovered.
Double crud.Smurf said:I liked you better when you were a girl
And your real name is neither hitsquad nor Evo, but Squadley Evo Google, and your googling skills are due to the amazing fact that you are:Evo said:Aw crud, I've been discovered.
I invented it. Then it became a company.Smurf said:Google's not an invention, it's a company.
I think he might be around 20 or so, based on his comments about his studies in nuclear engineering at Oregon State.Evo said:My guess...hitssquad is 35-39.