What Kind of Humor Can You Find in a My Favorite Jokes Thread?

In summary, a Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick". The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:-Has either of you has any grounds?-Does either of you have a real grudge?-What are your relations like?-Is there any infidelity in your marriage?-Why do you want this divorce?The lawyer was surprised when the Polish man replied with answers in English

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Artman, franz and Danger are in a car wreck and all three die. They go to hell and Satan come up to them. He grabs Danger and hands him the most hideous looking woman you've ever seen. she has buck teeth and really bad acne. Satan says, "for all your sins in life you must spend eternity with this woman."
Next he grabs franz and hands him an extremely fat woman covered in boils. "For all your sins in life you must spend eternity with this woman"
finally he grabs artman. He hands him a beautiful blonde. satan turns to the blonde, "for all your sins in life..."
 
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tribdog said:
Artman, franz and Danger are in a car wreck and all three die. They go to hell and Satan come up to them. He grabs Danger and hands him the most hideous looking woman you've ever seen. she has buck teeth and really bad acne. Satan says, "for all your sins in life you must spend eternity with this woman."
Next he grabs franz and hands him an extremely fat woman covered in boils. "For all your sins in life you must spend eternity with this woman"
finally he grabs artman. He hands him a beautiful blonde. satan turns to the blonde, "for all your sins in life..."
:smile: Oh man you're really brave or perhaps...:rolleyes:
I heard this joke along time before and wanted to make a joke about PFers base on it, but I didn't dare!
 

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