Where's tribdog - I'm in a really bad mood

[tribdog]

visuals? I think she's thinking of painting not poetry. She's not really bright and she seems obsessed with my nakedness. But we still love her.

 

[Chrono]

and she seems obsessed with my nakedness.

But who wouldn't be?

 

[Math Is Hard]

visuals? I think she's thinking of painting not poetry. She's not really bright and she seems obsessed with my nakedness. But we still love her.

Actually, Tsu is extremely bright, and has very objective views on naked men - she does see a lot of them, being in the medical profession, y'know.
On the other hand, I am not very bright, but obsessed with male nakedness. I am tempted to ask hitsquad if we should draw a statistical correlation here.

 

[Chrono]

On the other hand, I am not very bright, but obsessed with male nakedness.

I'm obsessed with female nakedness.

 

[Moonbear]

Actually, Tsu is extremely bright, and has very objective views on naked men - she does see a lot of them, being in the medical profession, y'know.
On the other hand, I am not very bright, but obsessed with male nakedness. I am tempted to ask hitsquad if we should draw a statistical correlation here.

I tend to think the male body is much better to touch than to look at. :!)

 

[Moonbear]

Pass me more of that apple vodka...if there's any left. My shower is finally repaired after what felt like a hundred trips to Home Depot (still one trip left, to return the first faucet kit I got...once I finally realized I wasn't doing anything wrong, it was just defective, everything got much better). Now I just need to do a lot of scrubbing...I managed to make quite a mess! And I'm running out of bandaids and can't quite straighten my back anymore...sitting too long in a closet where the access to the pipes is, hence the need for the apple vodka...that and those thoughts of groping tribdog that are running through my mind now.

 

[Evo]

Pass me more of that apple vodka...if there's any left. My shower is finally repaired after what felt like a hundred trips to Home Depot (still one trip left, to return the first faucet kit I got...once I finally realized I wasn't doing anything wrong, it was just defective, everything got much better). Now I just need to do a lot of scrubbing...I managed to make quite a mess! And I'm running out of bandaids and can't quite straighten my back anymore...sitting too long in a closet where the access to the pipes is, hence the need for the apple vodka...that and those thoughts of groping tribdog that are running through my mind now.

<shoves a 1.75 liter bottle of apple vodka into moonbear's computer> There you go sis!

Are you any good at electrical wiring?

 

[Moonbear]

<shoves a 1.75 liter bottle of apple vodka into moonbear's computer> There you go sis!

Are you any good at electrical wiring?

Thanks!

I can do minor electrical wiring, such as wiring a new fixture or replacing outlets or light switches, but if it involves running new lines to the circuit box, nope, I stay away. With plumbing, I figure if there's a mishap, I know how to swim, but with electric, that's just too dangerous to mess around with when I don't know what I'm doing. None of that should be done after drinking all that green apple vodka though...hic.

 

[Tsu]

MOONBEAR! Sorry I missed you last night! When you finish off Evo's bottle, there are still 2 left from the Halloween party at Tom's! Let me know if you need some! They were even BLESSED by some dude in the Village - claimed he was God... I don't know, tho... I doubt if God has a SWASTIKA tatoo on his FACE!

 

[Math Is Hard]

humanino says he can do electrical wiring.

My dream man - humanino.

Imagine ... All that and a sexy French accent, too!

MMMmmmMMmmMMmMMmMmm! :!)

 

[Moonbear]

MOONBEAR! Sorry I missed you last night! When you finish off Evo's bottle, there are still 2 left from the Halloween party at Tom's! Let me know if you need some! They were even BLESSED by some dude in the Village - claimed he was God... I don't know, tho... I doubt if God has a SWASTIKA tatoo on his FACE!

Pash me some of dat...hic...blesht...hic...abble vocka...hic. But I might've drunk dat firsht one too fasht...hic. It makes my wrisht feel weally good.

 

[Moonbear]

humanino says he can do electrical wiring.

My dream man - humanino.

Ooh la la! :!)

 

[tribdog]

humanino says he can do electrical wiring.

My dream man - humanino.

I'll have to remember that. So you just use me when you are in a bad mood? Glad I could help.
I feel like a whore. Please leave 40 bucks on the nightstand.

 

[Evo]

I thought you were my friend.

 

[Tsu]

Yeah! For friends it's only 20 bucks, right?

 

[Tsu]

humanino says he can do electrical wiring.

My dream man - humanino.

So, humanino has won the heart of our fair Evo! And all it took was a little electrical wiring. (You've always been SO easy, Sis. ) So when you get married, I guess you'll be Evo Ino! And your first child can be named humanevo! Oh, this is fun...

humanino, you just remember now... You'll have The Sisterhood to contend with if you don't treat her RIGHT!

 

[humanino]

You'll have The Sisterhood to contend with if you don't treat her RIGHT!

I was already scared that tripdog might be dangerous

It took slightly more than wiring She actually received the Fauchon box with little extra surprises

 

[humanino]

Is it possible to get officialy married on the internet ?
Maybe even on PF ?

 

[Evo]

Is it possible to get officialy married on the internet ?
Maybe even on PF ?

I found a place to get married online. Looks like a nice place. If things don't work out we can also get a cyber divorce. http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Meadows/5207/wedding.html

If we married, would that make you my hubbyino? (you're right Tsu, this has many possibilities!)

 

[Math Is Hard]

Cool! Can I be a bridesmaid?

 

[Evo]

Cool! Can I be a bridesmaid?

MIH, your new avatar is so CUUUTE!

Yes, you will be a bridesmaid.

Ivan can be the flower girl and throw frozen broccoli florets.

It appears everyone is turning into a dog.

 

[Math Is Hard]

MIH, your new avatar is so CUUUTE!

Yes, you will be a bridesmaid.

Ivan can be the flower girl and throw frozen broccoli florets.

It appears everyone is turning into a dog.

I am glad you like my new look! I think it looks very much like the real life me - especially the hair.
Now, if Ivan is going to be the flower girl (or "broccoli boy"?) we must teach him to toss the frozen florets very gently, not pelt people with them. Someone could lose an eye!

 

[Tsu]

Awww. Math! You look so CUTE!

p.s.
I LOVE the idea of Ivan being 'Broccoli Boy'!
We'll thaw the broccoli. I do NOT want to be doing triage and first aid at the first PF wedding! Have you picked your dress yet, Sis? I saw something in the Village on Halloween that looked interesting...

humanino - yeah, Tribdog IS scary (especially with his clothes off) but there is nothing as scary and intimidating as The Sisterhood. Remember that!

 

[Evo]

Have you picked your dress yet, Sis? I saw something in the Village on Halloween that looked interesting...

You mean this one?

 

[Tsu]

That will work.
(humanino - get your tongue off of the floor and put your eyeballs back into their sockets!)

Actually, tho... I had something in mind a little different than that. Let me see if I can find it.

 

[Tsu]

Maybe something like this?? ---

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1077/Mptv/1077/5376_0052.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Curry,%20Tim%20(I)

(guess you'll have to copy and paste it into your address bar)

 

[Math Is Hard]

Maybe something like this?? ---

For Evo or Humanino?

 

[Evo]

Maybe something like this?? ---

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1077/Mptv/1077/5376_0052.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Curry,%20Tim%20(I)

(guess you'll have to copy and paste it into your address bar)

Ack.

broccoli boy <snort> I love it.

I had something like this in mind for the bridesmaid's outfits. What do you think?

 

[Evo]

For Evo or Humanino?

Oh, well if it's for humanino - definitely!

 

[Math Is Hard]

I had something like this in mind for the bridesmaid's outfits. What do you think?

oy vey!

 

[Moonbear]

Oh, when you mentioned a dress you saw in the Village, I thought you meant this one:

http://store1.yimg.com/I/uglydress_1800_4704005

And, Tsu, you requested lavender, right? Have I found some bridesmaid dresses for you!

http://www.dekuyperusa.com/dk_web/dk_home/default.asp?page=bridesmaid&mycolor=bridesmaid

Check out their slide show!

 

[tribdog]

I'm not used to not being the one everyone loves, makes me a little bit jealous actually. How conceited is it to think nobody should think of anyone but me?
sorry I haven't been around for a couple of days. I couldn't stop crying long enough to turn on the computer.
humanhomo, congrats. don't call me tripdog.

lol just screwing around humanino

 

[Evo]

Trib, EVERYONE loves you!

What is not to love?

 

[Math Is Hard]

tribby, this is all your fault for not posting your picture. Humanino sends us lots of eye-candy (and chocolate candy) but from you we get nothin'!

 

[Evo]

tribby, this is all your fault for not posting your picture. Humanino sends us lots of eye-candy (and chocolate candy) but from you we get nothin'!

YEAH! We've BEGGED you to send us pictures...but nooooo (although you are an absolute hoot, and very intelligent, which is why we all love you).

You know every woman here loves you (and a few guys).