Why Won't My Idea Float?

[Danger]

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That one on the left isn't a bowling ball. If you look closely at the logo on the other side, you'll see that it is in fact a Superbounce Fireball with a glandular disorder.

You could always cut them in half and hollow them out and seal them back up, maybe adding a layer of lead on the inside as ballast to keep the original weight.

The term 'ballast' implies that it's on one side to maintain orientation. Methinks you might have difficulty hurling a strike with that.

I can't tell you how many I've lost in water traps.

Well it's no wonder, you goof! You're using the wrong bat. Aluminum is just for the endzone. You're supposed to use wood for anything past the hog line.

I know that dude. He stole my inflatable dartboard idea! Jerk!

key his car, egg his house.


well, you can egg his car too...

Or you could key his eggs...

Hehe - want to try that again? If its density stays the same, it still won't float.

Give him a break, will ya? He was only a sailor. What could he know about bouyancy? They save that stuff for officers.

 

[JamesU]

Or you could key his eggs...
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that's...clever?

 

[Huckleberry]

Hehe - want to try that again? If its density stays the same, it still won't float.

Well, there goes another awesome idea. Reality is always getting in the way of my imagination. I guess I'll go back to GD. Oh, wait

Seriously though russ and brewnog, thanks for pointing that out. If I had stopped to think about it, or bothered looking it up then I wouldn't have to be embarrassed. That never botherred me much, and in this case it is all in good fun.

How about a nuclear submersible bowling ball? That would be much funnier.