Worst Chat Up Lines: What Are Yours?

[jimmy p]

Woah! Are those real?

 

[tribdog]

When's your due date?

I was talking to my friends on physics forums the other day and they said...

 

[Artman]

You look familiar. Didn't I date your mom about twenty years ago?

 

[jimmy p]

How much do you charge?

 

[Artman]

How much do you charge?

How about "Do you give group discounts?"

 

[dduardo]

How about "Do you give group discounts?"

Dude, that's just wrong.

 

[jimmy p]

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past again?

 

[jimmy p]

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for christmas?

 

[Moses]

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for christmas?

Mmm.. actually with small adjusments..this could be a good line to some one you really know..not from the first time

 

[Artman]

Paraphrasing Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack,

"Want to earn $3.00 the hard way?"

 

[tribdog]

Mmm.. actually with small adjusments..this could be a good line to some one you really know..not from the first time

I disagree, I like this one on a total stranger. It definitely has potential if delivered by someone other than jimmyp

 

[Moses]

I disagree, I like this one on a total stranger. It definitely has potential if delivered by someone other than jimmyp

I think if this is to a stranger..it means "one use for one night only"..not a long term realtioship...still i find it kinda rude to a stranger...it depends..

 

[Moonbear]

The best part about all these lines is you might actually get the woman to go home with you if she falls of the barstool laughing at you and knocks herself unconscious when she hits the floor! These lines all sound better after a mild concussion.

 

[tribdog]

don't knock mild concussions. Nothing changes a no to a yes like a club to the back of the head.

 

[Moses]

each of us has some staff that the other do not have

Let's United to be satisfied

[I heard this stupid one in reality]

 

[Moonbear]

don't knock mild concussions. Nothing changes a no to a yes like a club to the back of the head.

(tribdog waiting for his date)​

 

[tribdog]

What's that? an Amish smilie eating a chicken leg?

 

[Moonbear]

What's that? an Amish smilie eating a chicken leg?

Here I go hunting all over the internet to find a caveman smilie with a club for you, and you call it a chicken leg. Hmmph, no appreciation.

 

[tribdog]

does look like a chicken leg though doesn't it.

 

[Moonbear]

Well, now that you mention it...yeah, it kind of does. But, caveman smilies aren't all that easy to come by. At least a chicken leg is a better portion than a Honey Baked Ham for you.

 

[Moses]

Hey Cavewoman, I have chickens and stick and i am strong...
I am really strooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Let's go back to the house to have and have a family in the future...

[actually, this might be a good chat up line in that time ]

 

[jimmy p]

I disagree, I like this one on a total stranger. It definitely has potential if delivered by someone other than jimmyp

Dont underestimate the power of a cheesy chat-up line. It can turn the lamest dork (ie tribdog) into the most dashing hunk (ie jimmy p)

 

[Moses]

Are you a virgin?
Yes: I can make you not a virgin if you wants to

No:Do you know i can do exacly as the last guy had did with you!

 

[tribdog]

I used to have a business card that said:
Will you sleep with me?
If the answer's no-rip this card up and throw it on the ground
if the answer's yes-hold on to this card and smile.


It was made out of unrippable material

 

[Smurf]

Another reason every woman should carry a pair of sissors when tribdog is around.
how about;
"What do you mean NO? The Doctor gave me a perscription! We have to baby!"

 

[franznietzsche]

I used to have a business card that said:
Will you sleep with me?
If the answer's no-rip this card up and throw it on the ground
if the answer's yes-hold on to this card and smile.


It was made out of unrippable material

I love it!

 

[Smurf]

It is good isn't it, what material is unrippable?
I could just lamenate it.

 

[Artman]

It is good isn't it, what material is unrippable?
I could just lamenate it.

Tyvek may work. Difficult but not impossible to rip.

 

[Artman]

I usually only ask out pretty women, but since there aren't any around, you want to go out?

You remind me of my grandmother.

I'm looking for a woman that will be true to me, not a pretty girl that all the guys will be hitting on.

 

[Moonbear]

My buddy over there thinks your friend is HOT, and it's my turn to take the bullet for the team. Wanna go out with me?

 

[jimmy p]

Will you be my girlfriend?

 

[Smurf]

I hear you're rich

 

[jimmy p]

I hear you're rich

Lol

"So money... I mean honey, come here often?"

 

[mattmns]

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.

Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!

Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

-from linesthataregood.com

 

[The Bob]

I have the best one ever.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

HI

The Bob (2004 ©)