Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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yomamma said:
How about we 'accidentally' put him with the Pasta? He is the right shape and size



We'll need some pasta!
Well, at least there will be pasta to enjoy. I'm pretty sure boiling doesn't work. I don't think we've tried eating Franzbear before. But since we've already reached up rhinocerous bottoms to retrieve him, I'm not so sure that method will work or convince anyone to leave in disgust when he's wandering around covered in...:rolleyes: well, if you eat him, he's going to end up coming out the other end, don't you think?
 
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Didn't we lock Franzbear in Moonbear's closet? Or is that just my imagination? Or was that tribdog?
 
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Moonbear said:
Well, at least there will be pasta to enjoy. I'm pretty sure boiling doesn't work. I don't think we've tried eating Franzbear before. But since we've already reached up rhinocerous bottoms to retrieve him, I'm not so sure that method will work or convince anyone to leave in disgust when he's wandering around covered in...:rolleyes: well, if you eat him, he's going to end up coming out the other end, don't you think?
I think I can get danger to do it for $10
 
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Moonbear said:
Hmmmm...we might have tried that too. :rolleyes: You'll have to go back and read all 9500 replies to be sure.
Not too sure about the starvation in a darkened room. I know we locked him in a flaming shack in the woods with a crazed thread murderer...:rolleyes:...okay, me in a hockey mask and an old lady's dress, but the shack was locked and flaming. Probably kind of dark, except for the fire...oh and all the candles on the altar of old dead threads. Come to think of it it was probably pretty darn bright in there. Nevermind. :smile:
 
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Artman said:
Not too sure about the starvation in a darkened room. I know we locked him in a flaming shack in the woods with a crazed thread murderer...:rolleyes:...okay, me in a hockey mask and an old lady's dress, but the shack was locked and flaming. Probably kind of dark, except for the fire...oh and all the candles on the altar of old dead threads. Come to think of it it was probably pretty darn bright in there. Nevermind. :smile:
Ahh, such fond memories of Franzbear's youth. :smile:

Mk is right though, he did get locked in my closet. That's pretty dark. I don't think he was starved in there though, I recall something about him getting into some edible lotions for sustenance. :blushing: :shy:
 
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Where's his concrete fins? I want to take him for a dive at Amity Beach. (JAWS)
 
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yomamma said:
Where's his concrete fins? I want to take him for a dive at Amity Beach. (JAWS)
Nah, I'd prefer to take your suggestion and make him into pasta; then we could feed him to an unsuspecting victim. That or some brave member might be willing step forward to try this new method of attempted murder.
Any volunteers?

Anyone...?
 
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I'll do it for $5
 
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Here's $5, I stole it from Franzbear. Yeah, I'll even be generous with his cash, here's an extra $10 :biggrin: Now eat up!
 
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Wow, this pasta stuff is really good!
 
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Glad you enjoyed it. Warn us when Franzbear reappears, it might the one thing that manages to scare enough people away from him.
 
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I guess Mk did it.


And I got $15!:biggrin:
 
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yomamma said:
I guess Mk did it.


And I got $15!:biggrin:
Dammit, I didn't need to pay you! Oh well, I've still got $50 from Franzbear left. He seemed to have a lot of money for a nonphysical entity, I wonder why...:rolleyes: I suspect a devilish plot by tripbog to create an unkillable thread and occupy us with its attempted death while Franzbear robs us blind.
 
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so, MK. Has franzbear escaped yet?
 
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I actually didn't read the posts above until right now. I just read "make pasta"
 
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Dawguard said:
Dammit, I didn't need to pay you! Oh well, I've still got $50 from Franzbear left. He seemed to have a lot of money for a nonphysical entity, I wonder why...:rolleyes: I suspect a devilish plot by tripbog to create an unkillable thread and occupy us with its attempted death while Franzbear robs us blind.
I suspect that Franzbear got ahold of Danger's credit card after yomamma gave up buying chocolate with it. Though, Valentine's Day is coming up, so some chocolate might persuade some of the mentors who will be bitter and lonely on that evening to not lock Franzbear up and throw away the key. o:)
 
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Moonbear said:
I suspect that Franzbear got ahold of Danger's credit card after yomamma gave up buying chocolate with it. Though, Valentine's Day is coming up, so some chocolate might persuade some of the mentors who will be bitter and lonely on that evening to not lock Franzbear up and throw away the key. o:)
Oh, that's low. That's really low. In fact, despite how terribly we've treated Franzbear I don't think even he would be that cruel.
By the way, that reminds me: does Franzbear have at least a rudimentary character now? Sure he started out as a philisophical contruct to represent the thread, but surely his existenance has evolved by now. Those of you who helped mold his psyche, i.e. torture him within an inch of his life, might have a better idea about him then I do. I hope he isn't the vengeful type, think of what he'd do to us
 
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NEway.Here's my quiz: What PF'er do you relate to the most? Evo I was mean about how boring you are so don't ban me, you can ban Mk though...

http://quizilla.com/users/jimmyupt/quizzes/What%20PF'er%20do%20you%20most%20relate%20to%3F/
 
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You set up the quiz just to prove how popular you are? Sorry yomamma, but that's kinda lame. If you really want to prove yourself, slay Franzbear once and for all. Lay the sword of your mind to his neck and cleave it assunder! Fulfill the vow you took to put an end to this construct called Franzbear and then you will be a man of your word: the respect earned and not cast over you by a cloak of deception.
 
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^does not get a joke.
 
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I just realized how sad it is that we have a 9500 post thread spent mostly trying to say something that would make other people stop posting. Wow.


Its times like this that I love PF all the more :!) :!) :!) .
 
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franznietzsche said:
I just realized how sad it is that we have a 9500 post thread spent mostly trying to say something that would make other people stop posting. Wow.


Its times like this that I love PF all the more :!) :!) :!) .
Yeah, I guess we're not exactly normal. It's a bit ironic that tribdog started the thread considering how he hates being the last person to post in a thread; he's always waiting for a reply so he knows he's getting attention, and now he created something where the entire point is to get nobody to reply. :rolleyes:
 
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My attempt to kill it:

I just saw the new 'when a stranger calls'. pretty good, but it wasn't at all like the original...
 
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I didn't know there was an old one...or a new one. :rolleyes: I assume it's a movie?
 
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Ha, nice try yomamma! Moonbear pretty much destroyed that attempt. It really doesn't matter what any of us say, this thread will continue. It is part of us and above us at the same time. We could simply leave, but who's going to get the kill? Or Moonbear could follow up on her threat if we don't buy her chocolate. Oh, please no!
 
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Dawguard said:
Ha, nice try yomamma! Moonbear pretty much destroyed that attempt. It really doesn't matter what any of us say, this thread will continue. It is part of us and above us at the same time. We could simply leave, but who's going to get the kill? Or Moonbear could follow up on her threat if we don't buy her chocolate. Oh, please no!


We just need to get her a date, then she won't be bitter. Who's willing to step up for the sake of Franzbear? Anyone? Anyone at all? :frown:
 
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Not a good idea! Again she would give birth to another child and we would have to spend all our lives to kill it! :-p
 
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Lisa! said:
Not a good idea! Again she would give birth to another child and we would have to spend all our lives to kill it! :-p


Well I'm not stepping up again. Its someone else's turn. Maybe tomorrow, just not tonight. Tonight is...well...yeah. Let's forget i brought it up.
 
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has anyone thought of the legal aspects of killing franzbear? are there thread laws? :rolleyes: If so, I'll have franzbear testify on my behalf...
 
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Mk said:
Also, there was a gook book last year. It was good. http://www.randomhouse.com/bantamdell/koontz/velocity_book.html

Dean Koontz.
okay then...
 
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH I like yomamma.
 
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The Franzbear effect

franznietzsche said:
I just realized how sad it is that we have a 9500 post thread spent mostly trying to say something that would make other people stop posting. Wow.


Its times like this that I love PF all the more :!) :!) :!) .
This because of the Franzbear effect.What happens is that when everone is trying to kill a single therd but no one want's to let some elese to kill it because they want to,the result...The therd becomes imortal.This is called the Franzbear effect because it reminds a lot about franzbear(didn't you see wha post #1 said in it's title)There is an equation which is:
infity >= F(X^42/115.5)+(P*M^2/S)
Where
F = franzbear
X =Amount of post it takes to kill a therd
42 is there because it's the answear to life the universe and everything I got form a very secientifical acucarte book
115.5 is just a radmon number
P = the amount of post made on a therd
M = the amount of post mods made in a therd
S = attempts to kill franzbear or a theard
infity is the amount of post on PF:smile:
If the equation on the right is equal to infity(on the left) this means that the therd is immortal and is in the franzbear effect
The franzbear effect means that once a therd is equal infinity it will never be killed and if you think it will when the universe collapses your worng it will only be matter of time before those evil robot assains form the future come to this therd(you know causing an time loop thing like in star trek).So this means there will be an infite amount of post in this therd.
 
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