Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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yomamma said:
but then I can't kill it.
Exactly! :approve:
 
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*puts chloroform cloth in moonbear's face*
 
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That wasn't me, that was Franzbear. :biggrin: Ooh, is it going to knock him out?

Three...
Two...Nope, it looks like he's already developed a Chloroform immunity too. :rolleyes:
 
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yomamma said:
I just got Macromedia Studio MX :biggrin:
I suggest only installing the programs you need. Like you probably don't need Freehand or ColdFusion, and not Fireworks, because you already have Photoshop 7. I have Dreamweaver MX 2004, and Flash MX 2004 Professional. :biggrin: With Flash you can take the tutorial and learn it just fine, but for Dreamweaver I recommend using the book. Unless you downloaded it off Bittorrent or something, then you would have to buy a book, or try and figure it out using the help, and your brain. You can make Flash movies for school projects too. Download a template off the internet, custimize it yourself, and present. Or a small website, on a disk. :biggrin: Or use it on your blog. Like at http://blogger.com
 
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I think the first step for killing Franzbear is to get rid of people who post here regularly!
You try to kill him by your new method but someone resurrect him again (or perhaps reveal your method to Franzbear!)
So don't waste your time anymore!:devil: :-p
 
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Mk said:
I suggest only installing the programs you need. Like you probably don't need Freehand or ColdFusion, and not Fireworks, because you already have Photoshop 7. I have Dreamweaver MX 2004, and Flash MX 2004 Professional. :biggrin: With Flash you can take the tutorial and learn it just fine, but for Dreamweaver I recommend using the book. Unless you downloaded it off Bittorrent or something, then you would have to buy a book, or try and figure it out using the help, and your brain. You can make Flash movies for school projects too. Download a template off the internet, custimize it yourself, and present. Or a small website, on a disk. :biggrin: Or use it on your blog. Like at http://blogger.com

I've only installed flash and dreamweaver.

I may install fireworks to see how it is
 
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Yeah, I did that last week. Its nothing to get your panties in a bunch. I have Photoshop Elements 2, and it rocks harder than Fireworks. But in Fireworks you can do some quite limited CAD type things, but its not worth using instead of a CAD program.
 
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Lisa! said:
I think the first step for killing Franzbear is to get rid of people who post here regularly!
Oh, good idea! I better start banning everyone who posts in here regularly (except myself, of course)...that should secure the kill for me. :biggrin:
 
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Except Mk of course, because we have the same social personality. We are soul mates! :cry:
 
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well if you ask it's necessary to ban you since you have the same social personality! Just imagine how annoying it's if I'd double post all my replies to threads!
 
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"Just imagine how annoying it is if..." I was Lisa!
 
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yomamma said:
I've only installed flash and dreamweaver.

I may install fireworks to see how it is

I personally love fireworks. But that may be because I haven't had the time to learn Photoshop 7.0 and have grown accustomed to using fireworks.

Flash is amazing.
 
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I guess Fireworks and Photoshop are really the same kind of thing, but photoshop is more for photographs, and in photoshop there is not so much emphasis on vector vs. oh I forgot, whatever the other one is.
 
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yeah, fireworks and photoshop are really similar. I like photoshop better for effects, but you have to use fireworks to put your images in flash (if you want them to look good):frown:
 
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I'd rather use fireworks for launching Franzbear. :devil:
 
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Moonbear said:
I'd rather use fireworks for launching Franzbear. :devil:

I already tried it remember? He is immune to high speed trajectories.
 
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rocketboy said:
I already tried it remember? He is immune to high speed trajectories.
Yes, but it's still fun to watch. :biggrin:

*BLAM*

Oooooooh

*Kerpow*

Aaaaaah


*sizzle*

Ohhhhhh (I really like the ones that sizzle.)
 
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Franzbear is, most unfortunatly, immortal. Unlike us mere constructs of flesh and blood, he is an idea. We could poison him, shoot him, blow him up, launch him into space and strangle him but he won't die. Someone will resurect him every time. Damn those healers!
 
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If he's an idea hen let's forget him...


but I still get the last post
 
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If he is forgotten does he die?
 
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rocketboy said:
If he is forgotten does he die?
Yes, but then the person who killed him can't come back to gloat about it, and what would be the fun in that?
 
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I can gloat about the legend of the 'infamous thread' whose name is unknown--only the person who killed him became famous on PF...

:D
 
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yomamma said:
I can gloat about the legend of the 'infamous thread' whose name is unknown--only the person who killed him became famous on PF...

:D
I think the only one who will be infamous for this thread is tribdog for creating the nightmare. :biggrin:
 
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what if tribdog 'mysteriously disappears'?
 
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He did, and lost his pink ribbon because of it. Speaking of pink ribbon winners disappearing, has anyone seen Danger lately?
 
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Moonbear said:
He did, and lost his pink ribbon because of it. Speaking of pink ribbon winners disappearing, has anyone seen Danger lately?


Nope, and lots of sheep have gone missing too
 
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franznietzsche said:
Nope, and lots of sheep have gone missing too
:bugeye: That sounds very, very suspicious. I think the pink ribbon is jinxed too. Legend has it that the wearer of the pink ribbon is tossed into a volcano shortly after the award ceremony. :biggrin: It would be bad if Danger forgot to wear his asbestos long-johns.
 
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The sheep obviously kidnapped them! and...oh, no! they took franzbear too!:rolleyes:
 
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Moonbear said:
Yes, but then the person who killed him can't come back to gloat about it, and what would be the fun in that?
And herein lies the terrible irony that Franzbear flaunts in our face and laughs at our pathetic attempts to slaughter him. Sadistic SOB
 
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Yes, I think so.
 
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I'm bored and you people aren't helping.


 
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If you want to have fun in the futile attmept to slay Fanzbear, go right ahead. Here, if it helps I'll try something that hasn't been done before: locking him in a darkened room until he starves in agony. Don't worry, I walled the door and muffled it so his screams of insanity and starvation won't be heard.
 
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Dawguard said:
If you want to have fun in the futile attmept to slay Fanzbear, go right ahead. Here, if it helps I'll try something that hasn't been done before: locking him in a darkened room until he starves in agony. Don't worry, I walled the door and muffled it so his screams of insanity and starvation won't be heard.
Hmmmm...we might have tried that too. :rolleyes: You'll have to go back and read all 9500 replies to be sure.
 
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How about we 'accidentally' put him with the Pasta? He is the right shape and size



We'll need some pasta!
 
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Moonbear said:
Hmmmm...we might have tried that too. :rolleyes: You'll have to go back and read all 9500 replies to be sure.
Well, considering I don't have time to do that I'll just take pleasure in his renuined pain. What we need is a comprehensive list of everything that's been done to him, that way we can come up with innovate methods of death. That or anything else we can think of to keep him alive while trying to kill him at the same time. ARRGHH, curse these philosophical paradoxes!
 

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