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Jimmy Snyder
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So what's the bottom line here? Am I allowed to do any more spoofs?
How can you worry about spoofs when there are problems like this in the world:Jimmy Snyder said:So what's the bottom line here? Am I allowed to do any more spoofs?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-it-all-some-kind-of-sick-joke,26592/PRINCETON, NJ—According to a new report published this week, researchers at Princeton University and the Institute for Advanced Study have definitively concluded that it—all of it—is some kind of sick joke.
The comprehensive study, which carefully analyzed fields as varied as physics, theology, history, economics, sociology, and philosophy, is said to have found overwhelming evidence that it is all just one big sham specifically designed to humiliate us and cause us as much misery as possible.
"The results are clear and irrefutable: Everything from the unfathomable expanses of the universe to our own continuously deteriorating bodies is apparently nothing more than an elaborate and perverse joke that's being perpetrated on us repeatedly and entirely against our will," said Faisal Ahmed, a quantum physicist and lead author of the paper. "Furthermore, research suggests there's not a single goddamned thing we can do about it."
zoobyshoe said:So what? If I say "red" and you misinterpret that to mean "blue", it doesn't change the meaning of the word "red".