Collection of Science Jokes P2

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

I hate negative numbers. I stop at nothing to avoid them.

 

[Ophiolite]

I hate negative numbers. I stop at nothing to avoid them.

I am positive that's the sort of approach you can count on.

 

[256bits]

I hate negative numbers. I stop at nothing to avoid them.

Such stalwart dedication does have some absolute value.

 

[phinds]

I hate negative numbers. I stop at nothing to avoid them.

I am positive that's the sort of approach you can count on.

Such stalwart dedication does have some absolute value.

OK, where the hell is that howling wolf emoticon when we need it ?

 

[Tom.G]

OK, where the hell is that howling wolf emoticon when we need it ?

Consumed for dinner by the Upgrade Gremlins.

 

[phinds]

Consumed for dinner by the Upgrade Gremlins.

Bah humbug

 

[mfb]

OK, where the hell is that howling wolf emoticon when we need it ?

We don't have negative emoticons any more.

 

[Tom.G]

We don't have negative emoticons any more.

Well, that eliminates about 1/3 of human interactions!
(says the cynic lurking over my shoulder )

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

 

[Tom.G]

The end of that conversation... and all future ones!

 

[jack action]

https://www.gocomics.com/saturday-morning-breakfast-cereal/2020/07/09​

 

[DennisN]

Don't try this at home, it may take forever:

To-Do List:

1. Make a to-do list with a copy of this line.

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[mfb]

That study can't be right. If it would be right, it would be wrong.

 

[Vanadium 50]

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That's not an ostrich. It's a roadrunner.

 

[Ibix]

That's not an ostrich. It's a roadrunner.

Quick! Everyone look for a plank with knots in the form of a coyote!

 

[Tom.G]

Given:
<Image Contrast> ∝ <mass-of-critter> × <V²>
∴ V = Impressive

 

[davenn]

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

What's the mean of a distribution?
Just a moment!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Keith_McClary]

xkcd

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[mfb]

More fat makes you more attractive. That's how gravity works.

 

[davenn]

Speaking of gravity ...

Ants are small but so dense they bend space-time.
This is known as anty-gravity.