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They're used to that by now.Red Rum said:Evo, I don't think the rest of the forum has seen that photo. And now they think you're talking to yourself about something you sent yourself.
They're used to that by now.Red Rum said:Evo, I don't think the rest of the forum has seen that photo. And now they think you're talking to yourself about something you sent yourself.
Oh yeah, self-talking, self-gifting, imaginary friends, we've seen it allEvo said:They're used to that by now.
Not too late <sticks GOOBF card into arunbg's computer>arunbg said:Hi Red Rum, welcome to the forums!
Or is it too late for a GOOBF card?
I lead a dull life.Oh yeah, self-talking, self-gifting, imaginary friends, we've seen it all
Evo said:They're used to that by now.
arunbg said:Hi Red Rum, welcome to the forums!
Or is it too late for a GOOBF card?
Get Out Of Banning Free!radou said:Red Rum, your posts make me hungry.
And I've just had supper.
Most definitely.
What's a GOOBF card?
Sounds pretty good. I wouldn't mind a typical Belgian beer either, though am wondering if it tastes and better or worse in a coconut shell? I've only had frozen, tropical drinks in coconut shells (the sort that get served with cute little paper umbrellas in them).Red Rum said:Indeed. I instigated a hygiene inspection before entering the establishment in question. The food was interesting. Very hot and spicey and served on a very large and spongy pancake. The chicken breast was still attached to the bones, which made for interesting eating. The beer was a diappointment because while it's supposed to be Angolan (Monzonga, I believe) it is in fact brewed in Belgium and tastes like a typical strong, top-fermented Belgian beer. There was a second organic and fair trade beer that tasted the same but weaker. The company for whom I work still has a brewery in Angola (I believe we're the only one that stayed open during the civil war) and knowing the conditions prevalent there, I wouldn't recommend Angolan beer anyway...no offence intended to any Angolans on the forum. Mine was poured into a coconut shell.
I was kind of hoping it would be one of the dairy cattle who was helping herself to the food and killed, not the forklift driver!I once worked in a dairy plant where the employees piled their food on just such a pancake and all chowed down together at lunchtime. Everything went smoothely until some of the brothers realized that there was an extra mouth participating at the feast who hadn't contributed anything. I'm guessing that it wasn't the first occasion that this indiidual has perpetrated such an activity because after the ensuing melee one guy was left dead on the canteen floor. Now that made for an interesting afterdinner conversation. Had to hire another forklift driver as well.
Evo said:I want the animals in that restaurant window. :!)
Red Rum said:Evo, I don't think the rest of the forum has seen that photo. And now they think you're talking to yourself about something you sent yourself. But glad you liked it.
Math Is Hard said:OK, I don't which of you got assigned to monitor Evo's meds this week, but you need to make sure she's actually swallowing the pill, and not just hiding it under her tongue and then spitting it out later.
Moonbear said:Sorry. I'll try hiding it in a piece of chocolate next time.
Yes, they are.radou said:Are these your pen-friends?
What I find really amusing is that EVERYONE who has EVER taken an AI certification course comes back with a photo of them with their hand up a cow's butt (that's not the actual artificial inseminating, just the part where you palpate the ovaries to see if they are ready to ovulate yet). It's as if every one has the same thought, "Nobody will ever believe me if I told them I did this if I don't have someone take a picture."Evo said:I want to thank Red Rum for the picture he sent me of him artificially inseminating a cow. I don't know if I have enough wine here to get that picture out of my mind. That's one loooong glove you've got on there.
That's impressive.And white sneakers? You're standing in mud and lord knows what else and your sneakers are spotless.
Moonbear said:What I find really amusing is that EVERYONE who has EVER taken an AI certification course comes back with a photo of them with their hand up a cow's butt (that's not the actual artificial inseminating, just the part where you palpate the ovaries to see if they are ready to ovulate yet). It's as if every one has the same thought, "Nobody will ever believe me if I told them I did this if I don't have someone take a picture."
Chi Meson said:Oh hey, there you are!
Once, on a climb, about seven of us (my partner & I, a group of four, and this solo guy) combined whatever food we had, and shared a big banquet, and the solo guy who donated a single packet of ramen, ate nearly all of my avocado (which I had carried for six days, an absolute delicacy after a week on the trail). We didn't exactly kill this guy, but we left him all alone at 10,000 feet. He arrived solo, so he can finish solo, we thought. Before we left, I tried to find a snickers bar in his pack, but he had nothing. So I put a big rock in his side pouch.
Chi Meson said:and the solo guy who donated a single packet of ramen, ate nearly all of my avocado (which I had carried for six days, an absolute delicacy after a week on the trail). We didn't exactly kill this guy, but we left him all alone at 10,000 feet. He arrived solo, so he can finish solo, we thought. Before we left, I tried to find a snickers bar in his pack, but he had nothing. So I put a big rock in his side pouch.
radou said::
Btw, I wonder how AI-ing two cows at the same time would look like. That would make even a greater picture, and probably a superior postcard.
Edit: oh, I almost forgot. One probably needs the other hand to grab a handle or something to prevent getting lost in the cow's interior.
Red Rum said:I guess if you stood the two cows back to back rather than side by side, but god help you if they both choose to explode simultaneously .
radou said:Btw, I wonder how AI-ing two cows at the same time would look like. That would make even a greater picture, and probably a superior postcard.
Math Is Hard said:I just had an idea for some novelty oven mitts.
You mean you didn't know?radou said:Why, does the cow have lasagna or some other delicious dish inside at a high temperature?
Evo said:You mean you didn't know?
Evo said:You mean you didn't know?
Red Rum said:Is this something along the lines of a "bun in the oven"?
Math Is Hard said:I just had an idea for some novelty oven mitts.
Evo said:<sigh> Indiana (Red Rum) Jones is vacationing in the jungles of Brazil. If he doesn't get a blow dart through the neck, I will get a post card, if he makes it out alive, which makes me happy. My last postcard from him was from Russia.