Finding Solace in Favourite Quotes: Escaping Despair with Words of Wisdom

[Redbelly98]

90% of the referees are great. And the other 10% ... do all our games.

Geno Auriemma
Head Coach, Univ. of Connecticut womens' basketaball

 

[IamWhatIam]

Thanks for great ones..Here are a few

Nobody is perfect. I am a Nobody, so I am Perfect!

Philosophy begins with wonder - Socratese

Luxury is artifical poverty,Contentment is natural wealth - Socratese

A signboard infront of an office- "We are a non-proft organization. We did not mean to be, but we Are"

A priest sees a robber in the night at his home. He decides to shoot the robber saying-- "I do not intend to kill thee, but thou art standing where I am about to shoot" :-)

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Nobody is perfect. I am a Nobody, so I am Perfect!

For at couple of moments at least, I seriously considered making that my new signature.

 

[Astronuc]

"But there is a wider set of issues: this financial crisis has gone to the heart of how you create a good economy and a good society.

"We believe in markets. We also know that our success as a market economy - and indeed the operation of the market itself - depends upon upholding values which the market alone cannot generate.

"Successful market economies need trust which can only be built through shared values.

"My values, the values of the country, celebrate hard work, effort, enterprise and responsible risk taking - qualities that markets need to ensure that the rewards that flow are seen to be fair." Gordon Brown urging global markets to abide by a system of "morals", including "responsible risk-taking" and a "work ethic".

 

[baywax]

"Giggity giggity goo".

Quagmire

 

[IamWhatIam]

For at couple of moments at least, I seriously considered making that my new signature.

:shy: LOL, yeah that was cool

Here are few more

"Math and alcohol do not mix, so don't drink and derive"

"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit"

‘The kind of humor I like is that which makes me smile for five seconds
and think for ten minutes.’


‘I just got the bill for my operation.Now I know why those guys wear masks.’

 

[IamWhatIam]

Excellent ! as always!

(That's the style I 'd like to hear)

I'm glad you liked'em

--Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while they're going to heaven somehow make me glad that we're going in separate directions.

 

[Focus]

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.
-John von Neumann

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith, it is something entirely dierent.
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true.
-Robert Silensky

 

[jobyts]

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't. - George Bernard Shaw

 

[Ivan Seeking]

It feels really great to work with an American president who wants to change the world

- French President Nicolas Sarkozy

 

[Ivan Seeking]

~ Some financial institutions have been compared to casinos, but that does a disservice to casinos! When you go to cash your chips in at a casino, they have the money to back them up. When you go to cash in a credit default swap, the money isn't there.

- Fareed Zakaria

 

[Ivan Seeking]

There is nothing like a ballistic missile to take your mind off of Wall Street bonuses.

- George Will

 

[Ivan Seeking]

When President Obama was elected, a Turkish paper reported that one county sacrificed 44 sheep in his honor.

- Jessica Yellin
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0904/06/ec.01.html

Never let it be said that Obama is soft on sheep.

 

[Astronuc]

Neutron Transport Equation (Boltzmann)

$$\frac{1}{v}\frac{\partial\phi}{\partial{t}}\,+\,\Omega\cdot\nabla\phi(r,E,\Omega,t)\,+\,\Sigma_t(r,E)\phi(r,E,\Omega,t)\,=\,\frac{1}{4\pi}S_f(r,E,t)\,+\,\\ \int_{\Omega'}\int_{E'}\Sigma_s(r,{E'\rightarrow{E}},\Omega'\rightarrow\Omega)\phi(r,E',\Omega',t)dE'd\Omega'$$

The study of the neutron transport equation is a delicate blend of theoretical mathematics,
numerical methods and computational strategies describing the interaction of neutrons and nuclei.

American Nuclear Society Reactor Physics Division [RPD]
http://rpd.ans.org/

 

[Dadface]

THINK

The above sign hung in the lab of Ernest Rutherford.Does it win the prize for the shortest quote?

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

THINK

The above sign hung in the lab of Ernest Rutherford.Does it win the prize for the shortest quote?

More famously at IBM under founder Thomas J.Watson.
http://www-03.ibm.com/ibm/history/exhibits/vintage/vintage_4506VV2024.html"
Ernest Ruthorford said:

We haven't got the money, so we've got to think!

http://thinkexist.com/quotation/we-haven-t-got-the-money-so-we-ve-got-to-think/408460.html"

As for short quotes, there is a story told sometimes of Oscar Wilde, sometimes of Victor Hugo, that the author sent a telegram to his publisher asking about the sales of a new book. The telegram consisted of just an question mark. In response the publisher replied that sales were enthusiastic in a telegram that consisted of just an exclamation point.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Guns don't kill people, peanut butter does

- position of Congress, according to Mark Shields

 

[sas3]

Epicurus quote
Greek philosopher, BC 341-270

If God is willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Maybe the atheist cannot find God for the same reason a thief cannot find a policeman.

- unknown

 

[Ivan Seeking]

If you prick me, do I not...leak?

- Data

 

[NeoDevin]

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. Almost inevitably some part of him is aware that they are myths and that he believes them only because they are comforting. But he dare not face this thought! Moreover, since he is aware, however dimly, that his opinions are not real, he becomes furious when they are disputed.

A brilliant man.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.

-- Bertrand Russell,

 

[NeoDevin]

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.

-- Bertrand Russell,

Agreed.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

~ Now you understand that I have to charge you as much as I can. That way you know I'll still be here in twenty years if you need me.

- A roofing contractor making a bid for us

I had to laugh at that one. He wants me to think it is in my interest that he makes as much money as possible, from me.

I think he gets an A for creativity!

 

[Astronuc]

And what if the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about?

bumper sticker

 

[Ivan Seeking]

And what if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?

For many years it was, but ever since I hit middle age...

 

[Ivan Seeking]

In order to protest wasteful spending, TEA party activists purchased a million tea bags.

- John Stewart

 

[DuncanM]

" . . . I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice can not sleep forever: ..."

-- Thomas Jefferson

 

[baywax]

"I don't even know what street Canada is on".
- Al Capone

 

[hagopbul]

I didn't put you in a prison, Evey. I just showed you the bars.
V for Vendetta (comics)

V: Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine - the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, whereby those important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, Adam Sutler. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night I sought to end that silence. Last night I destroyed the Old Bailey, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight, outside the gates of Parliament, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.

v for vendetta (film)

Remember, Remember
The fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

v for vendetta (film)

 

[Astronuc]

This may have been posted before, perhaps in some form.

Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Today's Message of the Day is:

Life is short,
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile.

Life may not to be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance!

Anonymous

 

[Ivan Seeking]

"We're also actively monitoring travelers at our land, sea, and air ports. We're watching them for signs of illness, and we have appropriate protocols in place to deal with those who are sick. Anyone exhibiting symptoms is being referred to an isolation room where they can be evaluated by a public health official before proceeding to their destruction."

- a whoops by the dhs

 

[Ivan Seeking]

The oil and natural gas industries will create well-paying jobs

- from a commercial for the oil and natural gas industries

 

[Oscar Wilde]

A quote with no politcal undertones:

"A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men"

From Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Wonka himself has many brilliant one-liners

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Most human beings associate sex with love; except for men

- Roseanne Barr