Funny phrases taken out of context

[Andre]

"Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon"

 

[Artman]

"Well, Stephen... the bird's flightless?"..."It's not going anywhere."

 

[turbo]

Are we awake?
We're not sure. Are we black?
Yes, we are.
Then we're awake, but very puzzled.

 

[Yonoz]

Jackson's boob actually harmed anybody

 

[Artman]

"Phone call for Mike hunt. Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?"

 

[berkeman]

"Phone call for Mike hunt. Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?"

No lie, we had a guy who got hired on to my work named Mike Hunt. We all did our best to rename him Michael Hunt, but it did not always work.

 

[hypatia]

There is no sign of intelligent life here.

 

[BobG]

"Son, you got a panty on your head."

 

[arildno]

"Son, you got a panty on your head."

Is it wollie woolram you are talking about now?
https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=710500&postcount=680

 

[Chi Meson]

"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?"

-GeoMike-

"He said some things African-Americany wasn't ready to hear either."

 

[Artman]

"Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't."

 

[Pythagorean]

Ooh, here's one I thought up especially for PF:


"Don't worry, I use latex"

 

[Artman]

"I got it...I got it...I got it...I don't got it."

 

[Chi Meson]

"I got it...I got it...I got it...I don't got it."

"That kid gets no tip!"

 

[Artman]

"With a thing like that in his back, in the long run, he's better off."

 

[turbo]

And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!

 

[Artman]

"That's my boat."

 

[turbo]

“A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'”

 

[Artman]

"I would rather be remembered for my own small contribution to science then for my accidental relationship to a famous...cuckoo."

 

[Artman]

"Want to go get some coffee?"

 

[Hurkyl]

Luckily, it's a multipurpose lead sheet.

 

[Artman]

"I suggest you put on a tie."

 

[Hurkyl]

IF YOU CAN DEFEAT JUNPEI IN MORTAL COMBAT YOU CAN ENTER.

 

[Andre]

But spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling "Tuesday" simply doesn't count.

 

[Artman]

"Depends on who's playing Macbeth."

 

[twisting_edge]

"Fishing for Martians with a swizzle stick?"

- yours truly (these things just slip out sometimes)

 

[physics girl phd]

"He'd rather play with his robot than have [relations] with me."

 

[twisting_edge]

"He'd rather play with his robot than have [relations] with me."

Huh? I can't imagine a context in which that would not make perfect sense.

 

[Andre]

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind!
The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

 

[rhuthwaite]

"I suggest using a double fold so that one fold is beyond a control so that the control is visible, but when you get to the control swap to the fold before the control so that the original contol is still on the visible bit of the map."

 

[Artman]

"We can do that. We don't even need a reason."

 

[ultranet]

amaizing...

 

[Artman]

"Right in the lumber yard."

 

[Andre]

"There are only about 20 murders a year in London and not all are serious"

Scotland yard (- is also a yard)

 

[Artman]

"Not in the yard, from the yard."