Funny phrases taken out of context

[Chi Meson]

"A palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob!"

 

[Artman]

"Not a finga'!"

 

[Andre]

units and dimensions,

A milli Helen (mH) is the amount of beauty that can launch a single ship

 

[ndola]

There, now my lip smells much better.

 

[jobyts]

"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it."

 

[JaredJames]

"Today's landing will be slightly more vertical than usual!"

 

[Ivan Seeking]

"Lieutenant D'Sora just gave me what could be considered a very passionate kiss in the torpedo bay."

 

[Borg]

My first thought on seeing this thread was to take multiple quotes out of context. Something like this:

All your base are belong to us.
You're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.