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Andy
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hey me first
If you're bringing flowers and Belgian chocolates, you can come over anytime.Dimitri Terryn said:Well, the distance between Belgium and Brussels is of that order of magnitude. When can I come and pay you a visit?![]()
I'll bring flowers and Belgian chocolates...
AAAGH, ANDY not Adam. I have corrected it. Sorry Andy.Andy said:When did adam get involved in this thread?
Evo said:P.S. Don't let Tsunami know about the chocolate, she'll make me share.
Andy said:really?
Origionally posted by Her?
AAAGH, ANDY not Adam. I have corrected it. Sorry Andy.
Dimitri Terryn said:It will be our little secret![]()
Absolutely!Evo said:Nirvana?![]()
GAK!{private message to Dimitri} ok, from now on we only mention chocolate in code - *dirty toenail clippings*
Yeah, right. Sheesh. Ya think I just fell off the chocolate truck like a spring chicken yesterday?Tsunami will never catch on.![]()
Evo said:One guy I was dating very casually, a successful business man, handsome, very sought after. He staged his own disappearance for 4 days to see how I would react! His close freinds and family knew he was ok, he just made it appear to me that he had vanished. I failed because I wasn't concerned enough. We weren't in a steady relationship, so it's not like he'd have to tell me if he was going out of town for a few days, although it was odd.
Another great guy, seriously, he was. But after only 3 dates, he called me at 1:30am and wanted to come over. I said no, so he started accusing me of having someone else there. A few minutes later, he's banging on my front door demanding to come in, saying if I was really alone I wouldn't object. So, I let him in and he went through the house and was amazed that I was really alone. Last date with that guy.
I could go on and on. Guys that call me 40 times an hour (I don't answer), showing up at my front door unannounced, spying on me. AAAGH!
Men are insane!
Thanks Polly, but Dimitri is correct, it's no big deal. I had no emotional relationship with them. I tend to figure out a guy is emotionally needy very quickly and drop them like hot potatoes. Unfortunatley, it seems to be the only type I meet in real life.Polly said:Evo, I am very sorry to know that you seem to have a problem that not even Men Are From Mars and Women Are From Venus (my bible) can solve. The book says one of the primal emotional needs of men is to be trusted. Those guys you mention don't seem to have that need at all, in fact they seem to have a desperate (feminine) need for attention. I am really baffled. Maybe subconsciously they know that you are the intidote for their neurosis and therefore find you absolutely irresistible. Hmmmmm. But DON'T give up hope, keep sampling, there are guys and there are guys. If all else fail, MAKE them read the book for self-improvement before going out with you again.
Evo said:There are so many damaged men out there that have only dealt with high maintenance, demanding, clinging vine types that when they meet someone like me that doesn't want to be attached at the hip, they misunderstand and think either I don't want them or there is someone else.
My philosophy on dating is that it's either right or wrong, and if it's wrong, don't waste time trying to make it work, cut your loses and move on.
Evo said:I was talking to my best friend in Sicily tonight and he told me he is going tomorrow to scope out a Mediterranean island off the coast of Sicily for a photographic shoot.
Oh, for the ancient ruins, I naively ask?
Uhm, no. His friend's dad owns a large company and his friend decided it would be a good idea to hire a large group of gorgeous bikini models from Romania for a company calendar.
Uh huh. So, they're going to fly all these bikini models to a secluded island in the Mediterranean for a few days this summer. For a calendar, for the company, of course they have to be there. Uh huh.
You guys are shocked and appalled, right? You would have nothing to do with this and would turn down an invitation, right? Of course you would!
Evo said:I was talking to my best friend in Sicily tonight and he told me he is going tomorrow to scope out a Mediterranean island off the coast of Sicily for a photographic shoot.
Oh, for the ancient ruins, I naively ask?
Uhm, no. His friend's dad owns a large company and his friend decided it would be a good idea to hire a large group of gorgeous bikini models from Romania for a company calendar.
Uh huh. So, they're going to fly all these bikini models to a secluded island in the Mediterranean for a few days this summer. For a calendar, for the company, of course they have to be there. Uh huh.
You guys are shocked and appalled, right? You would have nothing to do with this and would turn down an invitation, right? Of course you would!
Evo said:Uhm, no. His friend's dad owns a large company and his friend decided it would be a good idea to hire a large group of gorgeous bikini models from Romania for a company calendar.
Uh huh. So, they're going to fly all these bikini models to a secluded island in the Mediterranean for a few days this summer. For a calendar, for the company, of course they have to be there. Uh huh.
You guys are shocked and appalled, right? You would have nothing to do with this and would turn down an invitation, right? Of course you would!
I'm sure it's even more fun with 12 bikini models.Dimitri Terryn said:I'm not sure... I really, really like Sicily.
You're right a fundraiser to get more models.Chrono said:Aw, come on now. They may be planning on selling the calendars for charity or for a fundraiser.
Dimitri Terryn said:I'm not sure... I really, really like Sicily.
I'M thinking that might be WHY he really really likes Sicily.Evo said:I'm sure it's even more fun with 12 bikini models.![]()
Yeah! THAT'S it! That's the ticket! It's a charitable OBLIGATION!Chrono said:Aw, come on now. They may be planning on selling the calendars for charity or for a fundraiser.
Sounds a little like a 'I'm trying to make you just a little bit jealous' ploy.Evo said:I was talking to my best friend in Sicily tonight and he told me he is going tomorrow to scope out a Mediterranean island off the coast of Sicily for a photographic shoot.
Oh, for the ancient ruins, I naively ask?
Uhm, no. His friend's dad owns a large company and his friend decided it would be a good idea to hire a large group of gorgeous bikini models from Romania for a company calendar.
Uh huh. So, they're going to fly all these bikini models to a secluded island in the Mediterranean for a few days this summer. For a calendar, for the company, of course they have to be there. Uh huh.
You guys are shocked and appalled, right? You would have nothing to do with this and would turn down an invitation, right? Of course you would!
Tsunami said:Yeah! THAT'S it! That's the ticket! It's a charitable OBLIGATION!
Right!
I doubt they will be selling them. More like giveaways to their customers - like pens, coffeecups, baseball caps...Chrono said:Hey, you never know. Just think what they can do with all the money they get from selling them.
Yeah, he's rubbing it in. Hmmmm, a little trip to Sicily just might be in order. Ivan won't mind, right?Tsunami said:Sounds a little like a 'I'm trying to make you just a little bit jealous' ploy.
So. Did you tell him that YOU are the judge in a Hunky Guy contest?![]()
(Maybe you and your SISTER should take a little trip to Sicily this summer? Rent a nice little (ski) boat, maybe do a little trolling...![]()
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Heck, no! When do we leave?Evo said:Yeah, he's rubbing it in. Hmmmm, a little trip to Sicily just might be in order. Ivan won't mind, right?![]()
Chrono said:OK, PrudensOptimus, it has been a couple of months now. I'm curious as to how things are going. Did you ever make a date? Find another girl? Or, are you still where you were?
I think some other guys out there shared their problems. I think it's time for a little update.
Heh heh.jimmy p said:WOOT! long time no see Prudens!