Ideal Home: Stone Cottage, Exposed Beams, Antique Furniture

[wolram]

No need, we sirens can use our feminine wiles. Well, I guess Smurf can use his feminine wiles too.

Ok, but you must allow us guys the MACHO stuff, i am trying to hire danger
as a scare tactic, you know i think we could pull this off without any violence.

 

[honestrosewater]

Ok, but you must allow us guys the MACHO stuff, i am trying to hire danger
as a scare tactic, you know i think we could pull this off without any violence.

Maybe you should rent some heist movies to sharpen your skills. Hm, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid... no, wait, they die. Um, Heat... uh, no, die... Set It Off... die... die... die.. this isn't looking so good for you. Do the theives ever make it to paradise?

 

[wolram]

Maybe you should rent some heist movies to sharpen your skills. Hm, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid... no, wait, they die. Um, Heat... uh, no, die... Set It Off... die... die... die.. this isn't looking so good for you. Do the theives ever make it to paradise?

It is no good planning this heist if you can not be serious, the PF gang will
use innovation, some of that womanly guile and super intelligence, on this
caper, now get your thinking caps on, we have to build rome in a day.

 

[honestrosewater]

It is no good planning this heist if you can not be serious, the PF gang will
use innovation, some of that womanly guile and super intelligence, on this
caper, now get your thinking caps on, we have to build rome in a day.

Build Rome in a day? I thought we were planning a heist. Or is building Rome part of the plan? We will use it as a distraction, a decoy? Wow, that's good thinking. But where will we get the materials to build a whole city in a day? We'll have to plan another heist. Don't worry, I'm on it.

 

[wolram]

Build Rome in a day? I thought we were planning a heist. Or is building Rome part of the plan? We will use it as a distraction, a decoy? Wow, that's good thinking. But where will we get the materials to build a whole city in a day? We'll have to plan another heist. Don't worry, I'm on it.

NO, building rome in a day refers to building our ideal homes, oh this getting
difficult, i am sure your just winding me up, now remember nothing under
10 m i l l i o n uk.

 

[honestrosewater]

Okay, this should make you happy. Thanks to Ivan, I have found the perfect disguises:

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/6fe5d350/nuns_with_guns.jpg
No one will ever suspect nuns.

 

[wolram]

Okay, this should make you happy. Thanks to Ivan, I have found the perfect disguises:

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/6fe5d350/nuns_with_guns.jpg
No one will ever suspect nuns.

aaaaaaaaaaaaa, they scare the wits out of me, good thinking Rose bonnie.

 

[arildno]

Nuns with guns??
Why not monks instead?

 

[honestrosewater]

Nuns with guns??
Why not monks instead?

I can't think of any type of artillery that rhymes with monks.
Maybe we could throw skunks at people?

 

[arildno]

monks with sponks. Sounds kinky..

 

[honestrosewater]

Monks in bunks,
Monks with clunks,
Monks with drunks,
Monks who dunks,
Monks and hunks,
Monks and punks,
Monks with skunks,
Monks in trunks??

 

[honestrosewater]

monks with sponks. Sounds kinky..

What is a sponk?

 

[arildno]

I don't know if monks have sponks or not. That's what's so kinky about monks.

 

[wolram]

What is a sponk?

Its a corruption of spank, ie his mother gave him a good sponking.

 

[arildno]

It sure has nothing to do with spunk, at least.

 

[wolram]

And all this started with those gun totting nuns, any way i have added a cellar
in my plans, just big enough for some fine wines, and i am planning a water
mill, so zooby doesn't have haul water, it will mostly be hidden by the trees
so it won't detract the view.

 

[honestrosewater]

And all this started with those gun totting nuns, any way i have added a cellar
in my plans, just big enough for some fine wines, and i am planning a water
mill, so zooby doesn't have haul water, it will mostly be hidden by the trees
so it won't detract the view.

Ooh, I like spinning wheels. :)

 

[hitssquad]

Remote log cabins in the woods by the lake?

You mean cabins built with logs that look like remote controls?

 

[loseyourname]

Another thread kill stolen away from honestrosewater.

 

[Smurf]

I remember when this thread had a topic.

 

[Zantra]

I think Wolram's house most represents my ideal home.

Being from Michigan I love lakes, the outdoors, and the wilderness. My house would be in the middle of the woods- perhaps on lake Michigan ,or just on some nondescript lake miles from nowhere. The light would cast a suttle autumn glow in the late afternoon on the golden brown leaves that would cover the ground.

The home would be a medium size- suitable for entertaining but not a mansion. A roaring center fireplace is of course a must, where I could entertain guests with some nice wine or a brandy (sherry, beer-pick your poison from the full bar) with a library and a den. comfortable furniture but otherwise very rustic- oak or stone- or a combination of both. Maybe even a log cabin. A large double decker back porch overlooking the lake where I could ponder life and listen to the crickets and katy dids, or watch the fireflies dancing. The lower level would be a walk out from the basement level, with a hot tub front and center so I could view the lake from there.

Someday..

 

[honestrosewater]

You mean cabins built with logs that look like remote controls?

I have no idea what you mean, but sure, whatever makes you happy. I don't think I want to be a thread killer anyway - Look at what it did to Moonbear!