If I start humping your leg, I apologize

  • Thread starter tribdog
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In summary: Norm on TV, and not...that is...um...In summary, tribdog is suggesting that PF resorts to the legal prostitution of its Super Mentors in order to meet its need for sexual gratification. He also suggests that the Super Mentors be paid for their services.
  • #36
tribdog said:
might as well check all of these to see if I'm right
calcium hydroxide plus zinc yields (no reaction)
sodium bromide plus chlorine yields sodium chloride plus bromine
magnesium plus oxygen yields magnesium oxide
All correct, tribby (including the Rb question) ! Just make sure the kid balances the equations correctly.
 
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  • #37
Hi everyone! Whew, it sure is warm today. I have my new shorts on. What's this thread abo...Tribdog! No! Get down! Tribdog...these are new shorts!
Hey Evo, unless they are severely out of plumb, you could just shim the replacment...
Tribdog! WooooHoooo! Hey! Cut your finger nails! Woah! Your nose is cold! What do you mean that's not your nose?!
 
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  • #38
Artman said:
Hey Evo, unless they are severely out of plumb, you could just shim the replacment...
Yeah, I'm going to have to do that, if possible, if I can find windows to fit, I can't remember the dimensions, they're unusual.
 
  • #39
Evo said:
Yeah, I'm going to have to do that, if possible, if I can find windows to fit, I can't remember the dimensions, they're unusual.
Mine are too. The replacements sometimes have...Tribdog! No! Bad...Trib...dog...! I'm...going...to...have...to...smack...you...with...this...newspaper!
Whap!
As I was saying, the replacements sometimes have filler peices to make up some of the ga...p...so...you...
Tribdog! What have we told you about humping company?
Anyone got a water pistol? Sheez
Looks like we may need to have another internetathon to benefit people who used to get too much sex but are now getting so little that they have to resort to humping legs on a forum, or "PWUTGTMSBANGSLTTHTRTHLOAF". (Of course the letters that pop out from that acronymn are "Bang Loaf" so I'm considering that for the name.)
 
  • #40
Artman said:
Looks like we may need to have another internetathon to benefit people who used to get too much sex but are now getting so little that they have to resort to humping legs on a forum, or "PWUTGTMSBANGSLTTHTRTHLOAF". (Of course the letters that pop out from that acronymn are "Bang Loaf" so I'm considering that for the name.)
Oooh, yes! Greg has just posted the Guru nominations in the Mentor's private forum, so the voting will be starting soon.

Now would be a good time to start strutting your stuff. :approve:
 
  • #41
Artman - use the stick!

We had 'replacement' windows installed.

Perhaps we should have spent extra bucks to have the windows reframed.

They work for the most part, but the clearences are reduced. They are better insulated, and they are hinged for easier maintenance.
 
  • #42
Ivan Seeking said:
One meteorologist described it as summer colliding with winter.
So, autumn (fall) then? :confused:
 
  • #43
Yes it's that time of year again! Time for our anual benefit Internetathon!
This year we will be raising awareness of that terrible illness, people who used to get too much sex but are now getting so little that they have to resort to humping legs on a forum, or "PWUTGTMSBANGSLTTHTRTHLOAF". chokes me up...just...to...think...about...it...Down Tribdog! Down! Not while I'm talking! You can see just how debilitating this disease can be.
.
.
Our first musical guest, is a man who I am sure is no stranger to lack of sex, Willie Nelson!

He'll be singing "A Tale of our Dog Trib." (To the tune of Gilligan's Island Theme Song.)

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of our old dog trib.
That started from this computer port
On a forum called PF.

He used to get too much sex
Women by the score,
But now he humps on people’s legs
He humps until he's sore. (humps until he's sore)...

The mentors all would not be bought,
Driving Trib up the walls.
If not for the legs of the PF crew,
Blue would be Trib’s ba!s, (Blue would be Trib’s ba!s.)

Trib set down to hump some legs on this physics site
With Artman, and Evo too
Ivan S. and his wife,
Greg B and the rest,
Here on Physics Forum Site!

:biggrin:
 
  • #44
tribdog said:
I don't know what is going on all of a sudden, but I can't think of anything but sex. It's all I want to talk about, it's all I want to do. Everytime Evo replies to one of my posts I damn near go out of my mind. Do we have sign up sheet around here for members who just need a little lovin? These "Super Mentors" do something to earn that title other than just banning people right?

Yeah, puberty is a b!tch, but you'll get over it in a few years.
 
  • #45
I'm not laughing
 
  • #46
i thought artman's song was funny. you should at least be laughin at that. hearing that little background chorus go, "humps until he's sore" and "blue would be trib's ba!s" is classic. its art.
 
  • #47
tribdog said:
I'm not laughing
Yeah, I see Greg stripped you of your pink ribbon even. :biggrin:
 
  • #48
Moonbear said:
Yeah, I see Greg stripped you of your pink ribbon even. :biggrin:
All the 2004 guru's have lost their ribbons. :bugeye:
 
  • #49
Evo said:
All the 2004 guru's have lost their ribbons. :bugeye:
They're still here on the old skin.
 
  • #50
z-component said:
They're still here on the old skin.
That's because Greg will not be doing any updates to the old skin anymore. The old skin is dead skin.
 
  • #51
Evo said:
That's because Greg will not be doing any updates to the old skin anymore. The old skin is dead skin.
I'm still working on removing the old skin. Must get official PF loofah.
 
  • #52
THIS NEW SKIN SUCKS!
What the heck was Greg thinking. I've given this skin a chance and it just sucks. Sure it looks good and the features are improved, but there are just some things about it that over-shadow the improvements.
 
  • #53
I look like everyone else and it depresses me. You know how I feel about you common folk and I don't know that I can live being *gulp* one of you. I feel soiled.
 
  • #54
tribdog said:
THIS NEW SKIN SUCKS!
What the heck was Greg thinking. I've given this skin a chance and it just sucks. Sure it looks good and the features are improved, but there are just some things about it that over-shadow the improvements.
Aww...wait, wait, I think I found your pink ribbon. Yep, here you go. I even took a picture of you wearing it to share with everyone. :biggrin:

http://www.okhappytailskennel.com/westie%20baby%20girl%20pink%20bow.JPG
 
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  • #55
Moonbear said:
Aww...wait, wait, I think I found your pink ribbon. Yep, here you go. I even took a picture of you wearing it to share with everyone. :biggrin:
http://www.okhappytailskennel.com/westie%20baby%20girl%20pink%20bow.JPG
It's so cute! :approve:
 
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  • #56
that's not my best side, but you can still see the wolf like profile. The unmistakeable glint of the natural born killer in my eye.
 
  • #57
tribdog said:
that's not my best side, but you can still see the wolf like profile. The unmistakeable glint of the natural born killer in my eye.
...and your sharp little fingernails. :biggrin:
 

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