The Give Away Shope - Everything £1/$2!

[honestrosewater]

I need $3 - how much would that cost?

 

[wolram]

I need $3 - how much would that cost?

OK, clever clogs, you can have 3$ for a 1£ BUTT it is a once only offer.

 

[JamesU]

can I have $1,000,000 for £1? as a one time offer?

 

[wolram]

can I have $1,000,000 for £1? as a one time offer?

Well you cheeky os and os, as my shope is a bottemless pit, yes i go by my
word, you can have your $1,000,000, but beware it comes with a catch,
buyer inspect your goods before leavinig this shope.

 

[JamesU]

?

 

[wolram]

?

Well a $1,000,000 bucks, what i sell is not is not always explicit

 

[brewnog]

I'll have that please.




I'm going to try sell it to Brewnog for £1.15, mwahahahaha...

Quiet you, you don't know nothing about shadows!

 

[wolram]

Quiet you, you don't know nothing about shadows!

Hey up Brewy, i once had a commet, 1 short of 2 but it went like SoaS and
i loved it, but alas i bent it, now its in biker heaven.

 

[brewnog]

Hey up Brewy, i once had a commet, 1 short of 2 but it went like SoaS and
i loved it, but alas i bent it, now its in biker heaven.

Didn't know you were a biker. 1 short of 2? You wor?

 

[wolram]

Didn't know you were a biker. 1 short of 2? You wor?

The commet was single cylinder, bikes were my life, but metal inserts sort of
made it difficult.

 

[brewnog]

The commet was single cylinder, bikes were my life, but metal inserts sort of
made it difficult.

Ahh, get you (I think). I'd absolutely love to have a quick bike, but I'm almost certain that I'd kill myself (or someone else) within a year or so. Probably best stick to cars.

AdrianBaker, I believe, is a biker, and a competitive one at that.

 

[wolram]

Ahh, get you (I think). I'd absolutely love to have a quick bike, but I'm almost certain that I'd kill myself (or someone else) within a year or so. Probably best stick to cars.

AdrianBaker, I believe, is a biker, and a competitive one at that.

Brewy, you can not live until you have experianced riding a fast british bike,
the 100 mph was a target, for these oily un reliable death traps, but we had
some fun.

 

[brewnog]

Brewy, you can not live until you have experianced riding a fast british bike,
the 100 mph was a target, for these oily un reliable death traps, but we had
some fun.

I don't need any encouragement, really. It's a matter of self restraint. Maybe I'll get one when I hit 40, and have a bit more road sense, and less of a future. Meanwhile, I have plans for a Caterham 7 style kit.

 

[wolram]

Well ok old pal, but be sure to wrap up warm.

 

[brewnog]

Almost forgot where I was for a second there!

Can I please have a Triumph Sprint ST for £1?

And a souped-up ambulance, with dedicated crew to follow me round all day, for another £1?

And a Caterham 7, for another £1?

And a really warm scarf?

 

[wolram]

Almost forgot where I was for a second there!

Can I please have a Triumph Sprint ST for £1?

And a souped-up ambulance, with dedicated crew to follow me round all day, for another £1?

And a Caterham 7, for another £1?

And a really warm scarf?

Yep its a done deal, and i am throwing in a thick wooly jumper

 

[honestrosewater]

Yep its a done deal, and i am throwing in a thick wooly jumper

Oh, you sell mountain goats too? Be careful- they may not like being thrown about.

 

[wolram]

Oh, you sell mountain goats too? Be careful- they may not like being thrown about.

Yep, we sell every thing here, including all kinds of beasts, most are tame
but one is not, all for £1 or $2.

 

[honestrosewater]

Yep, we sell every thing here, including all kinds of beasts, most are tame
but one is not, all for £1 or $2.

I'll take the wild one, please.

 

[wolram]

I'll take the wild one, please.

Well he be a bit of an andfull him being a ram an all, so take care, that will
be £1 or $2 madam.

 

[honestrosewater]

Well he be a bit of an andfull him being a ram an all, so take care, that will
be £1 or $2 madam.

Hm, I was hoping for a stallion. Are you sure there isn't one out back?

 

[Danger]

bikes were my life, but metal inserts sort of
made it difficult.

If you'd opted for the Viagra instead, you'd still be able to sit on one.

 

[wolram]

If you'd opted for the Viagra instead, you'd still be able to sit on one.

Danger as usual, i have absolutly no idea what you mean.

 

[wolram]

Hm, I was hoping for a stallion. Are you sure there isn't one out back?

Well i have, but i warn you, the last lady to buy him had to return him, she
said he was uncontrollable.

 

[honestrosewater]

Well i have, but i warn you, the last lady to buy him had to return him, she
said he was uncontrollable.

What makes you think I want to tame him? I'm setting him free. If he likes me, he'll return. Here, $2.

 

[wolram]

What makes you think I want to tame him? I'm setting him free. If he likes me, he'll return. Here, $2.

Well i only hope he is to your satisfaction mad am, but watch your furniture
and stuff, he nibbles every thing.

 

[honestrosewater]

Well i only hope he is to your satisfaction mad am, but watch your furniture
and stuff, he nibbles every thing.

Are you being naughty, or is it just me? Maybe I just have a dirty mind. Do you sell anything for that?

 

[wolram]

Are you being naughty, or is it just me? Maybe I just have a dirty mind. Do you sell anything for that?

Well i must admit i am no I think a hard workout is best, i have books on
the subject £1 or $2.

 

[Astronuc]

Well i must admit i am no I think a hard workout is best, i have books on
the subject £1 or $2.

I should have spoken earlier, but it looks like you gave away a 'p' in your shoppe.

 

[hypatia]

http://www.dafont.com/img/charmap/argor_got_scaqh0/80.png

no I bought it! lovely isn't it?

one can never have enough p's

 

[wolram]

http://www.dafont.com/img/charmap/argor_got_scaqh0/80.png

no I bought it! lovely isn't it?

one can never have enough p's

Lovely is as lovely does, you ladies are so kind, i am sure you would not, "take",
my, "p",

 

[hypatia]

It goes beyond all my sensibilities to be a "p" pincher