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yay, finally someone worthy for the funniest member award
I'll vote for you :D
I'll vote for you :D
The Science Behind Chocolate and Expiration Dates
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In summary, Tribdog's here! He's been fighting a gopher hole and seems to be okay. He's also built a trebuchet out of popsicle sticks that he claims is only 5 inches high and can throw an aspirin across the room.
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Danger is going to win...
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tribdog said:
HMMPH!
Show of hands... who still likes tribdog? Not me!
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Good to see you back tribdog!
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Why yes, thank you. It's kind of you to respond so promptly to my concerns.Astronuc said:
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Yay! This Means Yomamma Won't Win Funniest Member Award!
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Math Is Hard said:ah, yes... it's tribdog season again. November through February every year.
How do we tell if he's ripe? do we squeez or sniff?
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I suggest doing neither. It's best to just wait for him to fall off the vine.hypatia said:
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NOOOO! Do not squeeze the tribdog! Trust me on this. He totally flips out.hypatia said:
*it's a long story. just don't do it. really, I mean it. *
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Aww...he's just ticklish.Math Is Hard said:NOOOO! Do not squeeze the tribdog! Trust me on this. He totally flips out.
*it's a long story. just don't do it. really, I mean it. *
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I believe those were the last words of his therapist, may he rest in peace.Moonbear said:Aww...he's just ticklish.
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I think that's just a side effect of spending too much time in close proximity to a tribdog. It can be very dangerous...sharp objects flying everywhere, explosions left and right...Math Is Hard said:
Hey, trib, did that pencil wound ever heal up properly?
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Math Is Hard said:NOOOO! Do not squeeze the tribdog! Trust me on this. He totally flips out.
*it's a long story. just don't do it. really, I mean it. *
Personal experience?
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yeah, ok, maybe.franznietzsche said:
honestly though, franz, what I am really excited about is seeing YOU back here! You have been much missed by PF, too, y'know! We were even willing to trade Smurf for your safe return but something queered the deal.- #51
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Okay, I come in here to find that Tribdog is back (you can tell because he left a mess on the carpet ), he blew up a mountain, someone squeezed him and his vine fell off (or something like that), and Franz and Smurf were having some sort of queer deal... (or something like that). What else is new?
(or something like that). What else is new? - #52
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Who's nude?
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It's threads like this that kept Norm going back to Cheers. You walk in and everyone starts yelling your name. Really makes me want to get drunk.
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You're just so loved!
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What's not to love?
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Okay, so I'm going out to my truck to get something for work. they are repaving the parking lot. The tip of my crutch gets stuck and comes off and I had to hop on one foot, bend over grab the tip. I drop the crutch in the tar. Now I have a black stain in my right armpit.
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I haven't got any arms, how else do you think I could have typed this?tribdog said:
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hmmm, I think I'll try it your way: u89olkji xdfv c QWSZa bhjm n /;[]
' r56ygft serfcxd i90plko u89okji r56ygft
seems like I can't help hitting the letter I want and all the ones around it.
I guess it's just too big. I wish I didn' have such a big nose.
' r56ygft serfcxd i90plko u89okji r56ygft
seems like I can't help hitting the letter I want and all the ones around it.
I guess it's just too big. I wish I didn' have such a big nose.
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Hmmmm. I just have it hold a pencil or pen to tap the keys.tribdog said:
In light of what you typed, you should check out this:
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=98933"
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you put a pen or pencil in your nose?
don't type too fast.
don't type too fast.
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Nope, nice and slow.tribdog said:
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Are you hitting on me? I thought we already had this conversation. I am not gay. Jeez, put one penis in your mouth and you're labeled for life.
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Especially if it's your own.tribdog said:
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What's this little Warn meter thing I have now? does it go up by ones, tens, twenty fives? Someone warn me please
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What's it take to get a warning around here? I would have expected a bit more competence from you gurus.
Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I didn't mean it. I would like to be warned though just so I don't have to look over and see my name and a big 0 right underneath it.
I think warning meters should start at 100% and go down to 0.
Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I didn't mean it. I would like to be warned though just so I don't have to look over and see my name and a big 0 right underneath it.
I think warning meters should start at 100% and go down to 0.
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If you get 15 points you get banned. If you're very nice, I'll give you a "get out of banning free" card, aka GOOBF. The problem with GOOBF cards is that they can expire at any time without warning.tribdog said:
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I can be warned 15 times? seems like quite a few infractions.
lol, I was sitting here typing and your picture is right there and I completely lost my train of thought. You really are beautiful, you know that?
lol, I was sitting here typing and your picture is right there and I completely lost my train of thought. You really are beautiful, you know that?
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Evo, does being a licky licky brown nose count as being 'very nice'?
Also, can you rig it so that we can all keep an eye on his warningometer please? I think we have a right to know when he's pleased you and Moonbeast.
Also, can you rig it so that we can all keep an eye on his warningometer please? I think we have a right to know when he's pleased you and Moonbeast.
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there's a difference between being a brown nose and being suddenly overwhelmed
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Yeah, but they both have brown noses. However you are quite beautiful evo (said, of course, in a way that my wife would not mind in the least).tribdog said:
