The Science Behind Chocolate and Expiration Dates

[moose]

The problem with GOOBF cards is that they can expire at any time without warning.

i.e. When you get banned.

 

[JamesU]

hmmm, I think I'll try it your way: u89olkji xdfv c QWSZa bhjm n /;[]
' r56ygft serfcxd i90plko u89okji r56ygft

seems like I can't help hitting the letter I want and all the ones around it.
I guess it's just too big. I wish I didn' have such a big nose.

reminds me of a topic on a now (almost) dead forum: http://s11.invisionfree.com/science/index.php?showtopic=546

Okay, I come in here to find that Tribdog is back (you can tell because he left a mess on the carpet ), he blew up a mountain, someone squeezed him and his vine fell off (or something like that), and Franz and Smurf were having some sort of queer deal... (or something like that). What else is new?

 

[Evo]

I can be warned 15 times? seems like quite a few infractions.

A single warning can be 7 points.

lol, I was sitting here typing and your picture is right there and I completely lost my train of thought. You really are beautiful, you know that?

I see you picked up on my subtle hint. <sticks GOOBF card into Trib's computer>

 

[Evo]

Yeah, but they both have brown noses. However you are quite beautiful evo (said, of course, in a way that my wife would not mind in the least).

<sticks a GOOBF card into Artman's computer>

 

[tribdog]

geez, I only wish i had something I could stick in you...r computer

 

[Danger]

I heard that you do have a floppy.

Then again, sheep have been known to lie.

 

[tribdog]

danger danger

that was all I was going to post, but didn't know how to punctuate it. Danger! Danger. or danger, danger. or danger, Danger! or FU danger.

 

[Danger]

At least you didn't add 'Will Robinson'...

 

[tribdog]

I try to stay away from three syllable words whem I am talking to you

 

[Danger]

Why? Don't have time to look them up?

 

[tribdog]

lol. good one

 

[Danger]

I guess this should prove once and for all that I'm not you in disguise.

 

[tribdog]

I don't think that was ever an issue.
It takes more than one to make you me

 

[Danger]

I didn't want to bring up your weight problem...

edit: Oh crap! I just realized what time it is. I was supposed to close up shop 10 minutes ago. I'll see if I can get back between my cash-out and my pool match.

 

[tribdog]

no hurry, take your time

 

[Moonbear]

And here we were all worried that Danger had done something horrid to tribdog to get rid of the competition. I guess that disproves that hypothesis once and for all.

 

[tribdog]

I'm a little bit offended that you consider Danger competition

 

[Moonbear]

Well, we suspected he might have been your evil, older, Canadian twin.

 

[tribdog]

Well, we suspected he might have been your evil, older, Canadian twin.

WHAT??
Danger is it really you? its me tribdog. oh my god, I waited for you to come back and get me.

 

[Artman]

Hi, beautiful moonie out tonight (you can never gather too many GOOBF cards) .

Well, we suspected he might have been your evil, older, Canadian twin.

Notice that they never post in the same post, only in the same thread. Coincidence, I think not.

 

[Artman]

Oh my gosh. I wonder if the Tribdog's here! thread is going to last as long as the Thread Killer Champions thread. It's already 90 posts Nah.

 

[Danger]

Notice that they never post in the same post

That's because we can't use the computer at the same time. He's allergic to cats, and, if you recall, Lucy does my typing for me. (And don't think that it's easy sneaking her into work when the manager has 3 dogs in here.)

 

[Moonbear]

Hi, beautiful moonie out tonight (you can never gather too many GOOBF cards) .

Right you are! *shoves GOOBF card into Artman's hard drive*

 

[JamesU]

Moonbear? if I send a few more truckloads of chocolate can my 488 GOOBF cards be updated? they're all expired