Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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Math Is Hard said:
LOL! :smile: And make sure you take the freeways back home when you're done playing with your new friends. That's the safest route.

Oh, but do drive nice and slow. We don't want you to get hurt. If someone tries to rush you by honking the horn, you just give them the finger and let them know who's boss. :-p
 
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Huckleberry said:
We'll get you some new teeth too, stronger, faster, better teeth. Really shiny ones that Moonbear will just love.

Huck, what are you thinking? The last thing we need is to pull a "Lee Majors" on little franzbear. He's hard enough to get rid of without him being the "Six-Million Dollar Kid". :cry:
 
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Huckleberry said:
Hey, Now that Bicycle Tree is asleep what do you say we shave off one of his eyebrows and take a few photos for all his friends?

No wait, let's dip his hand in warm water...no,no let's put egg whites in his shorts...oooh no let's put shaving cream on his hands and tickle his face, no let's move him and his matress into the elevator...no let's duct tape him into his bed...no, wait lets... :rolleyes: :devil:

BTW, I have participated in all these at some point in my life, I just won't say how...
 
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DocToxyn said:
No wait, let's dip his hand in warm water...no,no let's put egg whites in his shorts...oooh no let's put shaving cream on his hands and tickle his face, no let's move him and his matress into the elevator...no let's duct tape him into his bed...no, wait lets... :rolleyes: :devil:
I've got it! We put the shaving cream on his hands, tickle his face. The, to "clean" his hands, we'll dip them in warm water. Now, quickly, dict tape him to his bed and slip those eggs in for a urine and egg mixture. Now, we take him to the elevator and press all the buttons. :-p
 
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DocToxyn said:
No wait, let's dip his hand in warm water...no,no let's put egg whites in his shorts...oooh no let's put shaving cream on his hands and tickle his face, no let's move him and his matress into the elevator...no let's duct tape him into his bed...no, wait lets... :rolleyes: :devil:

BTW, I have participated in all these at some point in my life, I just won't say how...

If you're going to send him to every floor in the elevator, you should stick a keg of beer in there with him to appease those who were planning to use the elevator and are inconvenienced by his snoring.
 
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DocToxyn said:
Huck, what are you thinking? The last thing we need is to pull a "Lee Majors" on little franzbear. He's hard enough to get rid of without him being the "Six-Million Dollar Kid". :cry:

:smile: Okay, how many of the young 'uns around here do you think don't know that reference?
 
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If you're going to send him to every floor in the elevator, you should stick a keg of beer in there with him to appease those who were planning to use the elevator and are inconvenienced by his snoring.
We could just give him some sleeping pills, put him in a potato sack, and leave him in the dumpster on garbage day. :-p
 
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You people... this is one reason why I do not live in a dorm.

Anyway I already have a moustache.
 
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BicycleTree said:
You people... this is one reason why I do not live in a dorm.

Anyway I already have a moustache.
Oh darn, he's awake. I was going to handcuff him to a bed in a sleezy hotel and hire a prostitute to wake him up. We'll have to take all his money before we let the prostitute in the room. We'll give it back to him later.

Hey, anyone up for a round of beers on Bicycle Tree? What a great guy!
 
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BicycleTree said:
You people... this is one reason why I do not live in a dorm.

See all the fun you miss out on?! :-p
 
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Huckleberry said:
Hey, anyone up for a round of beers on Bicycle Tree? What a great guy!

Oh, hey, thanks BT! You're such a swell guy! :biggrin:
 
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DocToxyn said:
Huck, what are you thinking? The last thing we need is to pull a "Lee Majors" on little franzbear. He's hard enough to get rid of without him being the "Six-Million Dollar Kid". :cry:
Oh, C'mon. I would get a kick out of hearing the music every time he ate something.
"Take another bite of that cheeseburger, franzbear."
"Dadadadadadadadadadada" CHONP
*round of laughter and hand clapping*
"Do it again franzbear. Do it again."
 
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What the hell happened to that picture?
 
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yomamma said:
dict tape him to his bed
That sounds unnecessarily cruel. :eek:
 
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I hate those large faces they totally screw up my computer!
 
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Can I come play in your thread? :blushing: I just dropped my toaster in the bath and I thought you might know someone who could swim to the bottom and fish out the toast for me. They can have half as a reward, I've got some yummy jam.
 
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icvotria said:
Can I come play in your thread? :blushing:
The more the merrier. You'd better get over that blushing, though; it's clothing-optional. :-p
 
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THERE we go.

Sure thing, icvotria. *unplugs toaster* *smashes tub with sledgehammer* *waits for water to pour out* *gets toast*
 
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yomamma said:
I hate those large faces they totally screw up my computer!

In what way? I think they're just text using special characters, nothing that should even be slow loading. :confused:
 
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icvotria said:
Can I come play in your thread? :blushing: I just dropped my toaster in the bath and I thought you might know someone who could swim to the bottom and fish out the toast for me. They can have half as a reward, I've got some yummy jam.

franzbear will do it for you. We know from previous experience that he's immune to the effects of electrocution.
 
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Danger said:
it's clothing-optional. :-p
Then I opt to wear a straw boater and some chaps. :approve:
 
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Moonbear said:
franzbear will do it for you. We know from previous experience that he's immune to the effects of electrocution.
That's very kind of him. Tell him not to bother the piranahs I keep in the bath.
 
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Moonbear said:
In what way? I think they're just text using special characters, nothing that should even be slow loading. :confused:
I have problems with them too. Well, not problems really. Whenever I'm scrolling down the posts it drags as I come across those graphics. It looks like everything gets all scrambled up and some things reload faster than other parts of the screen and I feel like I'm in limbo. Nothing is actually getting messed up except my comprehension of what I'm looking at.

Yomamma, is that the kind of problem you are having too?
 
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Huckleberry said:
I have problems with them too. Well, not problems really. Whenever I'm scrolling down the posts it drags as I come across those graphics. It looks like everything gets all scrambled up and some things reload faster than other parts of the screen and I feel like I'm in limbo. Nothing is actually getting messed up except my comprehension of what I'm looking at.

Yomamma, is that the kind of problem you are having too?
Yes, it is. And my computer gets very slow.
 
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icvotria said:
Then I opt to wear a straw boater and some chaps. :approve:
My kinda gal. :wink:
 
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icvotria said:
That's very kind of him. Tell him not to bother the piranahs I keep in the bath.

Oh, even better, why don't we give him some hamburger to take in with him so the nice piranhas will come close enough for him to pet. franzbear really likes to learn about new animals.
 
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Damn, I knew I'd spell piranhas wrong. That darned tricky H.
 
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Huckleberry said:
I have problems with them too. Well, not problems really. Whenever I'm scrolling down the posts it drags as I come across those graphics. It looks like everything gets all scrambled up and some things reload faster than other parts of the screen and I feel like I'm in limbo. Nothing is actually getting messed up except my comprehension of what I'm looking at.

Yomamma, is that the kind of problem you are having too?

In that case, maybe it's time to ask BT to stop posting those. I didn't have a problem with his recent "artwork" since it stayed small enough to scroll past quickly, but if it's causing people problems, hopefully he'll be considerate and stop (or just post them somewhere else where those who don't have a problem viewing them can enjoy them without them disturbing those can't view them without it bogging down their computers...BT, why don't you resurrect that thread with the bicycle art in it for those pictures?).
 
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icvotria said:
Damn, I knew I'd spell piranhas wrong. That darned tricky H.
Yeha, toshe darn h's are really tricky.
I got someone else to play with wehn tinghs get slow around ereh.
Yeha!

Uhckleberry
 
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Argh, that made my eyes ache! Can cats dream? My cat's asleep but she's making little cat noises. Perhaps she dreams of mice-pigs...
 
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Huckleberry said:
Yeha, toshe darn h's are really tricky.
I got someone else to play with wehn tinghs get slow around ereh.
Yeha!

Uhckleberry

:smile: And to think, I took a good guess and hoped I got that h in the right place too! I knew it didn't look right where it was, and that it was supposed to be somewhere, but I wasn't quite sure where to put it either. :biggrin:
 
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What kind of computers do you people have? Mine is only 2.4 gHz and it is not slowed down much.
 
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Mine's a piece of junk, too. No way is it running at full speed.
 
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I notice that this thread has 5733 posos and 47529 views. Does this mean that only about 8-9 people are reading it? Sometimes I'll read a post and I won't see the number of views increase when I refresh the page. How is the number of views determined?
 
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Probably it's the number of views after each post. So after someone posts, everyone who views it gets added again, and then they don't get added again no matter how many times they view it until someone posts again.

I have also noticed that the number of views apparently has a delay on it. Maybe it's only added up every hour or so.
 

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