Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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yes well.. my russian accent makes all the girls cream when I say it :smile:
 
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Moonbear said:
LOL! I love when they have Sharon Osbourne on interviews. When she says "chest" in her very proper British accent, she could just as easily be talking about puppies; it sounds like something cute. Say it with an American accent, and it sounds crass.
That's because the British speak very deliberately. Sharon accentuates the t's. In American slang it all kind of runs together really quickly. By the time you realize what you're hearing it's already over. Hmm, why does that sound familiar?
 
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Huckleberry said:
By the time you realize what you're hearing it's already over. Hmm, why does that sound familiar?

:rolleyes: Your aim might be just a weeeee bit off if ears have something to do with it. :rolleyes:
 
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Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: Your aim might be just a weeeee bit off if ears have something to do with it. :rolleyes:
What? You mean ears have nothing to do with it? I can't think of a better place to keep them. Well, maybe I could :rolleyes:
 
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Huckleberry said:
What? You mean ears have nothing to do with it? I can't think of a better place to keep them. Well, maybe I could :rolleyes:

I have a better use of ears. Now, you just whisper into my ear what you have in mind and I'll let you know if you need to adjust your aim. :-p
 
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Moonbear said:
I have a better use of ears. Now, you just whisper into my ear what you have in mind and I'll let you know if you need to adjust your aim. :-p
:blushing: What's this for? :-p He doesn't even have any ears. :biggrin:
 
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Huckleberry said:
:blushing: What's this for? :-p He doesn't even have any ears. :biggrin:

Nope, but he has a tongue. :-p
 
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Moonbear said:
Nope, but he has a tongue. :-p
Well thank goodness for that! It's bad enough he's got no ears. How does he keep his head from slipping off the pillow at night?
 
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Moonbear said:
:smile: I guess when she tells her kid she found him/her in the pumpkin patch, it'll be the truth! :smile:
I always thought that pumpkins have bigger leaves, but in this case it would be preferable to have it pruned. :biggrin:
 
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Huckleberry said:
Well thank goodness for that! It's bad enough he's got no ears. How does he keep his head from slipping off the pillow at night?

Well, he nestles it in between...darn, can't say that either. :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
Well, he nestles it in between...darn, can't say that either. :biggrin:
Sure you can. Nobody here but us perverts.
 
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Danger said:
Sure you can. Nobody here but us perverts.

Yep, there, just what you were thinking. :wink:
 
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go to sleep all of you!

lack of sleep contributes to a slower performance which adds to to profit loss to your Universities and subsequent loss for tax payers, which in turn results in an inflated prices on Chinese imports and a tsunami off the coast of India

There, you thought I didnt know Chaos theory, ha!
 
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cronxeh said:
go to sleep all of you!

lack of sleep contributes to a slower performance which adds to to profit loss to your Universities and subsequent loss for tax payers, which in turn results in an inflated prices on Chinese imports and a tsunami off the coast of India

There, you thought I didnt know Chaos theory, ha!

I think you're the one suffering from sleep deprivation there! I want to sleep! I really do! I'm just not sleepy yet. Hopefully soon.
 
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cronxeh said:
go to sleep all of you!

lack of sleep contributes to a slower performance which adds to to profit loss to your Universities
I don't have a university. All there is to do tomorrow is go to work, and I can sleep as much as I need to there.

cronxeh said:
There, you thought I didnt know Chaos theory, ha!
Are you kidding? This thread is entirely based upon it. :-p
 
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I have a final exam in exactamundoishly 5 hours 31 minutes and I need to sleep for maybe.. i donno.. I am afraid if i shut my eyes right now and then I'll just wakeup in 10 hours

i set up 3 alarm clocks.. all at 6 am.. let's see if i wakeup then. ill make sure to post when i wakeup

over and out
 
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cronxeh said:
I have a final exam in exactamundoishly 5 hours 31 minutes and I need to sleep for maybe.. i donno.. I am afraid if i shut my eyes right now and then I'll just wakeup in 10 hours

i set up 3 alarm clocks.. all at 6 am.. let's see if i wakeup then. ill make sure to post when i wakeup

over and out

I hate those sort of mornings! Make sure one of those alarm clocks is set across the room so you have to get out of bed to shut it off.

That's one thing I miss about dorm life. When I really needed to wake up, if I hit the snooze button one too many times, my roommate hit me with something thrown from across the room...that was guaranteed to wake me up! :smile:
 
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I agree with Moonbear.

Since she has agreed with me three times in a row tonight I felt like I really had to make the effort. :biggrin:
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
I agree with Moonbear.

Since she has agreed with me three times in a row tonight I felt like I really had to make the effort. :biggrin:

I did? I must be more tired than I thought. I'll try not to do that again. :-p
 
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Moonbear said:
I did? I must be more tired than I thought. I'll try not to do that again. :-p
I should say so! You're really slipping, girl. :biggrin:
 
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Danger said:
I should say so! You're really slipping, girl. :biggrin:

I know, you don't really like the agreeable ones, you'd prefer the feisty ones, eh?
 
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Me too, but for some reason I can never sleep in. I set my alarm for 8, but I'm up at 6:30
 
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danger said:
I should say so! You're really slipping, girl.


Moonbear said:
I know, you don't really like the agreeable ones, you'd prefer the feisty ones, eh?


From what I know of him, I would imagine Danger really does like the "slippery ones" as well. :biggrin:
 
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Evo (and anyone else herp-minded), if you haven't already seen the sites blackjungle.com and mascarino.com, take a look at them. Some really great shots of frogs you can buy as captive bred stock. Also a nice list of other cold-blooded links on blackjungle. Enjoy. :smile:
 
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Just stopped into get the 48,000 view and 5795 post on page 387 in this thread. :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
I know, you don't really like the agreeable ones, you'd prefer the feisty ones, eh?
DocToxyn said:
From what I know of him, I would imagine Danger really does like the "slippery ones" as well. :biggrin:
Maybe I should be living in a 'B' movie. It appears that an 'Eel Woman' would be my ideal mate. :-p
 
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Danger said:
...You'd really have to get going on the project if you want to achieve that level of ripeness by Hallowe'en. Do you require assistance? :-p
Another e-child, like DangSOS?! No, no, no, no -- I don't care if the gestation period is short and birth is easy, or even if males give birth to e-children, it just can't be allowed! :smile:
 
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hypatia said:
Me too, but for some reason I can never sleep in. I set my alarm for 8, but I'm up at 6:30

I wish I had that problem. I didn't manage to cure my nocturnality over the weekend, I made it worse! Thank heavens I'm an academic and can get away with starting my work day at sunset. People start thinking I'm a vampire when I keep schedules like this (at least I'm no longer going out on a farm collecting blood samples all night...that really didn't help my reputation). I already have very pale skin, and then when I don't come out in daylight, plus I have two pointy incisors instead of normal flat ones (not the front teeth, but the ones next to them...another treat of genetics...a few of my cousins have the same, so I know which side of the family it comes from). I try to tell people it means I'm more carnivorous than most, but they seem to prefer the vampire story. :rolleyes:
 
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SOS2008 said:
Another e-child, like DangSOS?! No, no, no, no -- I don't care if the gestation period is short and birth is easy, or even if males give birth to e-children, it just can't be allowed! :smile:

Hmmm...maybe DangOS has a better ring to it. Though, it might be too commonly used...hear it all the time from those Windows users. (Let it sink in slowly, I borrowed one of Danger's slow fuses).
 
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I work with sheep, brain dead sheep. :rolleyes: No, these people are an insult to sheep.

I'm on a web conference and we all got an e-mail telling us there were two ways to register. It said to either register as a guest or register as a member if you had an ID.

Ok, on the registration web page on the left side it says "register as a guest" and on the right side of the page it says "register as a member". (we don't have ID's to this particular site)

Want to take a guess how many people entered their name as "guest"? Out of 118 participants only 6 of us have names, all the other participants are named "guest". Well, the e-mail did say "register as a guest". :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :bugeye:
 
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Sheep only look dumb, it's all part of their master plan to take over the world.

Hmm...if they had an ID, would they have registered the name "Member?" :smile: That's sad. You'd think in your line of work, people would be a bit more tech saavy. I'd expect something like that from a group of secretaries whose job it is to follow directions literally, but not from people who are actually involved in IT. :rolleyes:

Well, do they have the sense at least to bow down to the superior status of those who have names? :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
Sheep only look dumb, it's all part of their master plan to take over the world.
I love sheep. :biggrin:

Hmm...if they had an ID, would they have registered the name "Member?" :smile:
Yes, yes they would. The e-mail said "if you have an ID, register as a member".

That's sad.
It's scary, and they wonder why I don't associate with them outside of the office. :rolleyes:

Well, do they have the sense at least to bow down to the superior status of those who have names? :biggrin:
:smile:
 
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Evo said:
I love sheep. :biggrin:
Be careful about saying that around Artman. He gets jealous if anyone else is messing with his sheep! :smile:
 

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