Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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BicycleTree said:
Danger, hey! Can you do knee-bends like I say?
I can't do knee-bends at all. That torn tendon (which I've had since I was 16) limits flexation of my left leg to about 70% of normal.

PS: Ingenious little technique you have here for racking up your post count.
 
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Post count doesn't increase in the general discussion area.
 
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BicycleTree said:
Post count doesn't increase in the general discussion area.
I mean in this specific thread.
 
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Moonbear said:
Nope, with slipping on ice, you have no traction under your feet to regain balance quickly. Buses are easier than ice. And, BT, that's buses AND trains. I wrote buses OR trains because you only take one at a time. No need to second guess what I write.
Buses push and pull you unpredictably. Ice is much easier because you're never off balance anyway. If you're careful, you can run across ice pretty easily. Now, a tug of war on ice might be a different story.
 
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Danger said:
I mean in this specific thread.
Well, I'm more of a "monologue" person than a "conversation" person. We all make our own styles. :cool:
 
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BicycleTree said:
Well, I'm more of a "monologue" person than a "conversation" person. We all have our different styles.

We've noticed. :rolleyes:
 
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I try to avoid groupthink.
 
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Conversations are too often just assuring one another that everyone has the same culture.
 
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http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/1/confused28.gif *backs out slowly* Just let us know when you're done talking to yourself in here. Don't want to disturb you with a conversation. *closes door quietly*
 
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This thread is BT's home! Alot of his posts are followed by himself!
 
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Imagine how well you'd be able to carry on an ordinary conversation with a 17th century English merchant. You might think you'd have a lot of information to share, and that might be true (if he were willing to share), but after a while you'd realize that he believes women should be homemakers, that all your sexual innuendo offends him, that he believes in the Bible verbatim, and that he knows almost nothing about science.
 
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And doesn't the simple fact that all conversation is based around finding "something in common" to talk about mean something to you?
 
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BicycleTree said:
And doesn't the simple fact that all conversation is based around finding "something in common" to talk about mean something to you?
This should tell you something.
 
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Huckleberry said:
This should tell you something.

It sure tells me something. :wink:
 
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Here's your new room BT!:

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Is everything okay BT?
I usually appreciate your posts and I even like the graphics, but you are acting a little strange today. How are you doing?
 
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Huckleberry said:
Is everything okay BT?
I usually appreciate your posts and I even like the graphics, but you are acting a little strange today. How are you doing?

Nah, he's been like this before. It's his way of trying to kill the thread.
 
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Moonbear said:
Nah, he's been like this before. It's his way of trying to kill the thread.
I have a diabolical way to do the thread in...

:devil: Muhahhhahhhaa! :rolleyes:








No time, later.
 
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Moonbear said:
Hey, Evo will appreciate this...DocToxyn has a very sexy voice in addition to that hot body! :biggrin: He knows my secret identity!
I haven't been stalked in ages. :frown:
 
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Evo said:
I haven't been stalked in ages. :frown:

And this was fun stalking! Except it ruined my plans to walk up to him at the conference in D.C. and ask to see his turtle. :-p Now he already knows who I am! :rolleyes:
 
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Evo said:
I haven't been stalked in ages. :frown:
I'm a little busy right now, but I can definitely find time to fit that in. :devil:
 
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Artman said:
Still no time to divulge sinister plans.

Muhaaaahaaha.

Later.

:devil:
I'm working on a sinister plan too. Since we've already had mud wrestling, I've been fantasi...er, thinking about some kind of sporting event for the male members...
 
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SOS2008 said:
thinking about some kind of sporting event for the male members...
As long as you're between us to mediate, it could work.
 
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SOS2008 said:
I'm working on a sinister plan too. Since we've already had mud wrestling, I've been fantasi...er, thinking about some kind of sporting event for the male members...

I think we need to get DocToxyn and Huckleberry as the main contenders. Shirtless, right? :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
I think we need to get DocToxyn and Huckleberry as the main contenders. Shirtless, right? :biggrin:
Looks like I better get back to the treadmill and situps. I wouldn't want to be totally shown up by Doc Toxyn. What are we doing anyway?
 
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Huckleberry said:
Looks like I better get back to the treadmill and situps. I wouldn't want to be totally shown up by Doc Toxyn. What are we doing anyway?

I'll leave it to SOS to choose the event, I'm just going to help oil up your bodies to make those muscles glisten. :approve:
 
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How did the mud wrestling start? Well, anyway, this should be a group activity. We are already off to a good start. Shirts-off, oil, yes, good, good... Maybe a Napoleon Dynamite Dance Contest? I think more suggestions would be good...
 
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SOS2008 said:
Maybe a Napoleon Dynamite Dance Contest?
I suspect that she was thinking more along the lines of 'Pile on Moonbear'.
 
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SOS2008 said:
How did the mud wrestling start? Well, anyway, this should be a group activity. We are already off to a good start. Shirts-off, oil, yes, good, good... Maybe a Napoleon Dynamite Dance Contest? I think more suggestions would be good...
I'm open to almost any form of humiliation. Except dancing. For some reason that just scares the bejeebies out of me. I'll sing karaoke, eat anything that won't poison me, and generally act as much a fool as you would like, but I really don't like to dance.
 
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Huckleberry said:
I'm open to almost any form of humiliation. Except dancing. For some reason that just scares the bejeebies out of me. I'll sing karaoke, eat anything that won't poison me, and generally act as much a fool as you would like, but I really don't like to dance.

Okay, okay, no dancing. I can't hang onto you if you keep squirming now that I've got this oil all over the place!

Edit: Oh, wait, I distinctly recall you mentioning elbow dancing. I still want to see that! :biggrin:
 
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Elbow dancing is okay. I've always dreamed about being Spiderman. Anything where I can move around without using my feet is good. (Maybe I shouldn't have said that.) Dancing with feet is bad.
 
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Huckleberry said:
Elbow dancing is okay. I've always dreamed about being Spiderman. Anything where I can move around without using my feet is good. (Maybe I shouldn't have said that.) Dancing with feet is bad.

Oh, no problem, you don't need to use your feet with me. How about on your knees? :devil:
 
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Moonbear said:
Oh, no problem, you don't need to use your feet with me. How about on your knees? :devil:
I might try a polka or a hoe down on my knees. That's more about my speed, less about dancing and more about making a fool out of myself. :biggrin:

edit: Hmmm... :devil: maybe you had something more specific in mind.
 
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Huckleberry said:
I might try a polka or a hoe down on my knees. That's more about my speed, less about dancing and more about making a fool out of myself. :biggrin:

edit: Hmmm... :devil: maybe you had something more specific in mind.

:eek: I must be slipping if you didn't get that until the second thought. :devil:
 
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I think it was me who was slipping :blushing:

Yeah, anything on my knees would be fine. Only for about an hour or two though, then I get cramps and muscle aches. :-p
 

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