Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #7,151
I say we tie him to yovo. he's the most responsible. or maybe we shoiuld just tie 'em all together, it's less trouble that way
 
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  • #7,152
Yeah, maybe we should tie them all together. Yovo might be responsible, but he's also pretty clumsy. Put him between two of the stronger ones, maybe next to Artatia, she's pretty coordinated, and Toxysa! is fairly athletic. They should help keep Yovo from falling on his head tripping over his own two feet.
 
  • #7,153
maybe we could knit them into a useful blanket.
 
  • #7,154
That would be good. That would keep you warmer when we make you sleep in the alley with Franzbear again. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,155
He would be part of the blanket. and besides, we will use the blanket for more appropriate purpuses...
*plots scheme to kill franzbear*
 
  • #7,156
We better test if your blanket is fire retardant. *Holds blowtorch to blanket*
 
  • #7,157
it seems to be holding up. except for that gaping hole. get some band-aids.
 
  • #7,158
Band-aids? Those will never work. *grabs rivet gun and steel plate*
 
  • #7,159
*grabs helmet and protective gear*

I don't want to know how much harm moonbear can cause with a rivet gun and steel plate
 
  • #7,160
yomamma said:
*grabs helmet and protective gear*

I don't want to know how much harm moonbear can cause with a rivet gun and steel plate
Me? Cause harm? It can't be that hard, right?

kachink kachink kachink kachink.. OWWWWWW! $&#$%!@*...kachink kachink kachink kachink kachink kachink kachink [/size]CLANG! *@%^#$%![/size] kachink kachink [/size] Ooops![/size] :bugeye: RUN! It's about to blow![/size]
 
  • #7,161
Hi everyone. :smile: What's going on here? Hey moonbear, what are you doing with that Rivet gun?

Hmmm...I wonder what she could be up to?

Moonbear said:
kachink kachink kachink kachink.. OWWWWWW! $&#$%!@*...kachink kachink kachink kachink kachink kachink kachink [/size]CLANG! *@%^#$%![/size] kachink kachink [/size] Ooops![/size] :bugeye:


<Moonbear runs past followed by a dozen angry threads>

Moonbear said:
RUN! It's about to blow![/size]

Hmmm...Typical day in the thread I see. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,162
Artman said:
<Moonbear runs past followed by a dozen angry threads>
You only saw a dozen go by? Oh no! That means 6 got left behind! :cry:

Hmmm...Typical day in the thread I see. :biggrin:
Yep, pretty much. :biggrin: :approve:
 
  • #7,163
ummm. what happened to the little strings? oh, my god...you killed 'bear!'!
 
  • #7,164
Ok I'm here to clarify my posts! :wink:

I said "who's talking to me?Ican't see anybody!" because Moonbear was in invisible mode when she called me "Uh, Lisa!,..."!
Then yourdadonpogostick said "confused", and I said "not surprising! and I meant "It's not surprisig if you're confused because you're always confused as a n00b!"
 
  • #7,165
Moonbear said:
You only saw a dozen go by? Oh no! That means 6 got left behind! :cry:
Nah, several were knotted together. :-p
 
  • #7,166
Lisa! said:
Ok I'm here to clarify my posts! :wink:

I said "who's talking to me?Ican't see anybody!" because Moonbear was in invisible mode when she called me "Uh, Lisa!,..."!
Then yourdadonpogostick said "confused", and I said "not surprising! and I meant "It's not surprisig if you're confused because you're always confused as a n00b!"
Thanks for keeping us straight, Lisa! :approve: :biggrin:
 
  • #7,167
Moonbear said:
:bugeye: RUN! It's about to blow![/size][/b]
:rolleyes: Didn't I hear you say this over at the cancer clinic? :biggrin:
 
  • #7,168
Artman said:
Thanks for keeping us straight, Lisa! :approve: :biggrin:
You're welcome!:wink:
 
  • #7,169
Artman said:
:rolleyes: Didn't I hear you say this over at the cancer clinic? :biggrin:
:blushing: :redface: I wouldn't have been running in that case. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,170
BOOYAKALAKASHAKA LAMBDA SQUARED PIE ARE CUBE

choo chooo choooo
 
  • #7,171
ummm...
 
  • #7,172
hmmm...
 
  • #7,173
Aaaaaahhh...

(I figured you guys were providing the tenor and bass line, I better add some soprano.)
 
  • #7,174
no alto?! I quit :mad: !
 
  • #7,175
You didn't really think you were going to kill the thread by saying, "hmmm..." did you?
 
  • #7,176
I didn't say 'hmmm...' moonbear.

crazy ol'...[/size]
 
  • #7,177
Ummm won't work either. :biggrin: :devil:
 
  • #7,178
:mad:
 
  • #7,179
:zzz: And people wonder why GD doesn't count toward your post count. :smile:
 
  • #7,180
if it did i would have like 10 billion posts
 
  • #7,181
could you imagine? :bugeye:

cronxeh should change his signature back, the old one fit with everything
 
  • #7,182
uh, yea...whatever...
 
  • #7,183
Well, YDOAPS only has 56 posts in this thread, yomamma is in 5th place with 495, Artman is in third place with 592, Danger in second with 809, and you're never catching up to me with 1989, wait, that will be 1990 as soon as I hit send (with just this thread alone, my post count would nearly double! :eek:).
 
  • #7,184
*thinks of spam*
 
  • #7,185
so like the other day I've had a poltergayst whatever that means

i walk towards the kitchen, turn on the electric kettle and then walk back into living room and what do i see.. a freaking mouse is starin at me.. I am like.. double u tee efF?!

the room is sealed. i mean its like a biohazard level 2 clean room with positive pressure, and yet this thing is starin at me.. so i run to the bathroom, grab a bucket and put over this mouse. I am like a little paranoid girl with bleach pouring on the floor around the bucket and decontaminating every room

so about 20 minutes into this ordeal i put a sticker on the bucket that almost frantically reads 'biohazard' but simply says 'caught the mouse. time. signature' and i leave the mouse under the bucket, turn the kettle again and have some coffee. towards the evening somebody decides to take this thing out, and i provide them with the latex gloves. i think first idea was to flush it down the toilet, to which i objected since i could have done that myself. second idea, and the one we went with, was simply to take it out to the garbage pile and release it
 
  • #7,186
yomamma said:
could you imagine? :bugeye:

cronxeh should change his signature back, the old one fit with everything


and how about you go apply for a catholic altar boy position and tell me how that works out for you :smile:
 
  • #7,187
...
 
  • #7,188
There was a bad storm while I was babysitting my little cousins, and while the lights were flashing on and off, one of them accidentally stepped on their pet rabbit. Its eyes popped out and rolled across the floor. The night kind of went downhill from there.

(Add 1 post for me!)
 
  • #7,189
yourdadonapogostick said:
...


remember that time the pope told you it was 'ok' and that it was 'normal'

well it wasnt.
 
  • #7,190
uh, what? :confused:
 
  • #7,191
Hm, that story always shuts other people up. :confused:
 
  • #7,192
I have spent ages reading this thread and found its a load of cobblers, anyone
posting in it must have lost their marbles, strange cybor kids running all over
the place oh please :rolleyes: and that Moonbear i would never of
guessed, it is just so strange, the way to kill some thing is to attack the
roots, but this thread has no roots, it is supported by hypercrazynuterites so the only way to kill this thread is to sanitize it so repeat after me.

I am not mad _____ i am not mad _____ keep going.
 
  • #7,193
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  • #7,194
Suddenly, having a prime number of posts in this thread feels very unlucky.
 
  • #7,195
Okay, problem solved.
 
  • #7,196
Moonbear said:
Aaaaaahhh...
:rolleyes: Didn't I hear you say this over at the cancer clinic? :biggrin:
 
  • #7,197
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  • #7,198
cronxeh said:
so like the other day I've had a poltergayst whatever that means

i walk towards the kitchen, turn on the electric kettle and then walk back into living room and what do i see.. a freaking mouse is starin at me.. I am like.. double u tee efF?!

the room is sealed. i mean its like a biohazard level 2 clean room with positive pressure, and yet this thing is starin at me.. so i run to the bathroom, grab a bucket and put over this mouse. I am like a little paranoid girl with bleach pouring on the floor around the bucket and decontaminating every room

so about 20 minutes into this ordeal i put a sticker on the bucket that almost frantically reads 'biohazard' but simply says 'caught the mouse. time. signature' and i leave the mouse under the bucket, turn the kettle again and have some coffee. towards the evening somebody decides to take this thing out, and i provide them with the latex gloves. i think first idea was to flush it down the toilet, to which i objected since i could have done that myself. second idea, and the one we went with, was simply to take it out to the garbage pile and release it
Sorry, you can't out crazy this group.
:biggrin: :-p :smile:
 
  • #7,199
wolram said:
I have spent ages reading this thread and found its a load of cobblers, anyone
posting in it must have lost their marbles, strange cybor kids running all over
the place oh please :rolleyes: and that Moonbear i would never of
guessed, it is just so strange, the way to kill some thing is to attack the
roots, but this thread has no roots, it is supported by hypercrazynuterites so the only way to kill this thread is to sanitize it so repeat after me.
Can't shame us out of here. We thrive on this type of stuff.
:-p :biggrin:
 
  • #7,200
Um, okay, I'll try:
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gotta keep going. got to keep going. got to keep going. got to keep going. got to keep going.
 

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