Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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yomamma said:
This deserves a gigantic rolleyes smiley, but this will have to do:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Do I detect a character besmirchment in there someplace?
 
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*slaps danger*
 
  • #6,303
yomamma said:
*slaps danger*
Oooohhh... That's it, you little bugger. So you want to be the poster boy for retroactive abortion, huh? Where's my duct tape...?
 
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yomamma said:
I'll get the urn :rolleyes:
Nah, it'll only sting a little. :rolleyes:
 
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I'll get 2 then...
 
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Danger said:
Oooohhh... That's it, you little bugger. So you want to be the poster boy for retroactive abortion, huh? Where's my duct tape...?
Where's my danger ray?
 
  • #6,307
Moonbear said:
Nah, it'll only sting a little. :rolleyes:
Unlike my plan. :devil:
I'm going to tape him from head to foot, wait a few years until he's grown some body hair, then rip it all off at once! :eek: :biggrin:
 
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Danger said:
Unlike my plan. :devil:
I'm going to tape him from head to foot, wait a few years until he's grown some body hair, then rip it all off at once! :eek: :biggrin:
:devil: I like that one! Use the really good duct tape. Here, I'll hold him down while you tape him up!
 
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Moonbear said:
Oh, so you're a masochist, are you? :devil: You know you're not too young, don't you? *readjusts settings: high...nope...very high...nope...rhino...that should do it*

Oops, I seem to have dropped some sushi; Huck, please be a darling and pick that up for me. I'll share the sushi if you do that for me. o:)
3 second rule. Did I get it in time?

*brushes off sushi and inspects it for foreign particulate matter*

Looks good to me. Maybe we should have franzbear test it.
 
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Danger said:
Unlike my plan. :devil:
I'm going to tape him from head to foot, wait a few years until he's grown some body hair, then rip it all off at once! :eek: :biggrin:
hey, moonbear, uhh, how about we do it to danger, he's the on with all the hair

us--> :smile: :cool: danger-->
 
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Huckleberry said:
3 second rule. Did I get it in time?

*brushes off sushi and inspects it for foreign particulate matter*

Looks good to me. Maybe we should have franzbear test it.

Uh huh...

ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!​
 
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yomamma said:
hey, moonbear, uhh, how about we do it to danger, he's the on with all the hair

us--> :smile: :cool: danger-->
Nope, you're not distracting me that easily. :-p
 
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I'll...I'll...do something, just tell me what to do! :cry:
 
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yomamma said:
hey, moonbear, uhh, how about we do it to danger, he's the on with all the hair
You can try all you want. Those roots go right to the bone.
 
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*shudders*
 
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Moonbear said:
Uh huh...

ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!​
Eeeeeeeeooooowwwwwwwww!

That'll leave a scorch mark. And the charlie horse in the middle of my foot is killing me.

Hey, how come you always got the electroejaculator? I kept it under my mattress for Artman. Remember the day that we played with the home chemistry set. Oh well, at least everybody gets a turn. :-p
 
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Huckleberry said:
Eeeeeeeeooooowwwwwwwww!

That'll leave a scorch mark. And the charlie horse in the middle of my foot is killing me.

You're foot? Just where was your foot?

Hey, how come you always got the electroejaculator? I kept it under my mattress for Artman. Remember the day that we played with the home chemistry set. Oh well, at least everybody gets a turn. :-p
It's best used by professionals. But I'm generous about giving everyone a turn. :devil:
 
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*shudders for hour*
 
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yomamma said:
*shudders for hour*
Shouldn't it be past your bedtime or something?
 
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Should I care? it's only 1:00
 
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and it's saturday, and summer vacation
 
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yomamma said:
and it's saturday, and summer vacation
It was worth a try. :smile:
 
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I am too smart for you :approve:
 
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yomamma said:
I am too smart for you :approve:
Nah, just the wrong darn time zone!
 
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Where are you moonbear? I'm too smart for you
 
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yomamma said:
Where are you moonbear? I'm too smart for you
Who's the one getting lost in the wrong threads tonight? :smile:
 
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All hail moonbear moonbear, I know you'll read this and you'd better shut up
 
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yomamma said:
All hail moonbear moonbear, I know you'll read this and you'd better shut up
I think someone is getting a bit cheeky around here. I'm going to sleep now, and I'm going to dream up some horribly insidious plot to torture you for that. :devil:
 
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Moonbear said:
I'm going to dream up some horribly insidious plot to torture you for that. :devil:
Look on the bright side—he might end up in one of your classes some day. :biggrin:
 
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Grrrr...moonbear

me an franzbear teamed up last night. I never tried to kill him. This is part of a plot to kill him But I'm still trying to make you as angry as possible
 
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Its ok, we just need to dumb it down a bit for him.
 
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Does Moonbear have a class? What is it? Biology?
 
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Danger said:
Look on the bright side—he might end up in one of your classes some day. :biggrin:
I know too much aboit biology to be in one of moonbear's classes :rolleyes:
 
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I think yomamma's getting a little punch drunk tonight. He'll regret it tomorrow.
 
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Practicle Uses for Electroejaculators? Electroejaculator Applications in the Community? Intro to Electroejaculation?
 

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