Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

[Artman]

qiet you little .

okay, maybe not.

 

[JamesU]

mey soh! ideot

 

[Moonbear]

mey soh! ideot

It seems the keyboard on your new laptop is even worse than the one on your parents' laptop! Tsk tsk, such a shame...all that money on a new computer and the keyboard just won't type the right letters.

 

[JamesU]

it will type the right leters :gumpee:

 

[Moonbear]

it will type the right leters :gumpee:

Oh, then it seems it doesn't know how to spell.

 

[Huckleberry]

I saw a breaded guy driving down the street on a motorcycle wearing black sunglasses and a leather jacket. My first thought was "Hey, that looks like Astronuc!" Then I thought, "Maybe it's just some guy that borrowed Astronuc's bread." Breads like that must be useful when driving a motorcycle in the cold morning air. They keep the face nice and toasty warm.

 

[Artman]

I saw a breaded guy driving down the street on a motorcycle wearing black sunglasses and a leather jacket. My first thought was "Hey, that looks like Astronuc!" Then I thought, "Maybe it's just some guy that borrowed Astronuc's bread." Breads like that must be useful when driving a motorcycle in the cold morning air. They keep the face nice and toasty warm.

Hey look, Yomamma figured out Huckleberry's password.


Yeah, bread could keep you toasty warm.

 

[Huckleberry]

Well, his bread did look just like Astronuc's!

 

[JamesU]

actually, huck's pass. is 'bread'

 

[Moonbear]

Mmm...breaded guys...yummy.

 

[Huckleberry]

actually, huck's pass. is 'bread'

Close, but not quite. You spelt it wrong.

 

[cronxeh]

as i was browsing the website of different bio departments i stumbled upon these pictures:

http://www.cwu.edu/~lixing/home_files/image006.jpg
http://www.cwu.edu/~lixing/home_files/image008.jpg
http://www.cwu.edu/~lixing/home_files/image012.jpg
http://www.cwu.edu/~lixing/home_files/image014.jpg

Those marsupials rule

 

[Moonbear]

Oh, how cute! Pandas are so photogenic! Marsupials are pretty nifty, but pandas aren't marsupials.
http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/GiantPandas/PandaFacts/default.cfm

 

[JamesU]

okay, here's my attempt to kill this thread before I go to school...

 

[cronxeh]

Oh, how cute! Pandas are so photogenic! Marsupials are pretty nifty, but pandas aren't marsupials.
http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/GiantPandas/PandaFacts/default.cfm

doh!

i was thinking of a koala bear!

 

[Moonbear]

doh!

i was thinking of a koala bear!

I like that smiley. We should have that one added to our smiley collection here...I think a doh! smiley could come in handy, especially on those days when nothing seems to go right.

 

[JamesU]

I'm going to take franzbear to school with me today...for...protection...

 

[Moonbear]

Yeah, good idea, Franzbear is bullet-proof and fire-proof, so should be able to protect you well.

 

[JamesU]

he couldn't stand my friends, he'll kill himself!

 

[Moonbear]

That would make it so much easier if he would just kill himself.

 

[JamesU]

he's been at school 1 day and he's already failing all his classes

 

[Artman]

I'm going to take franzbear to school with me today...for...protection...

Both of you should wear your vulcanized footwear. Uhh...I mean your boots. For protection of...your feet in case of rain.

he's been at school 1 day and he's already failing all his classes

Has he been copying off your work? Naughty Franzbear.

 

[blimkie]

i dare sumone to read this thread from beginning to end right now

 

[Moonbear]

i dare sumone to read this thread from beginning to end right now

Good luck. Too bad you'll miss out on all the deleted posts. Welcome to the dark side.

 

[JamesU]

I've done it. it was pretty much a waste of time...

 

[moose]

I've done it. it was pretty much a waste of time...

So how is it going down there in China, USA?

Anyway,
yeah, that would be a waste of time. Pick up a better hobby or something. Go read something, anything!

 

[moose]

and fire-proof,

That asbestos is really working isn't it?

What's that Franzbear? Your friend said you will get cancer? Nonsense, ehhh, it will make you healthy, ehhhh, just wear it and also wear this asbestos tissue over your mouth and nose... Yes...yes...

 

[Moonbear]

*seals Franzbear in shrinkwrap* Well, threads might not get cancer from asbestos, but you better keep all those fibers sealed up so the rest of us don't breathe them.

Mmmph phmp pmph mmmppft
What's that Franzbear? I can barely hear you talking through the plastic wrap. Ooh, look, you're turning blue. Neat, I didn't know you could change colors.

 

[JamesU]

hey! he's playing dead! and now he's a dark purple! cool!

yeah, that would be a waste of time. Pick up a better hobby or something. Go read something, anything!

I'm reading Atlas Shrugged, as a matter of fact

 

[Mk]

Bah! Just watch the movie.

 

[Moonbear]

Oh, he feels a bit cold now. Maybe I'll just throw this big blanket on him while he's lying there.

 

[cronxeh]

Pi is exactly 3.

BRING IT ON!

 

[Huckleberry]

My brother was in a motorcycle accident. Some guy in a pick-up ran him off the road! He's alright. His bike took the brunt of it when he hit the curb.

It bothers the hell out of me that some people use a 3000lb vehice as an outlet for their aggression. Where's the love?

 

[cronxeh]

Yeah Id carry a gun with me if I rode a bike

 

[Huckleberry]

Umm, I'm trying to steer away from the whole concept of aggression, not promote it. I believe in a persons right to own firearms, but not for people to use them to settle traffic disputes.

I think I get your meaning though. I'm frustrated as all get out about how a person can be so callous as to attempt to kill someone they don't even know. Was he having a bad day? Ya think?