Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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Don't worry Lisa!, we'll make it there. Only 184 now, and we've come so far already. Slow and steady wins the race: there is nothing that can stop Franzbear. If nothing else happens he'll start posting again just to make sure no one forgets him.
 
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only 184? (183)
 
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So only about a couple weeks left till 10,000 post.
 
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untill my 10,000th post
 
  • #9,770
Dream on!:smile:
 
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Oh, wouldn't it be really funny if this thread got locked on the 9999th post? :biggrin: :smile: :devil:
 
  • #9,772
It would be very... :smile:
 
  • #9,773
I know an almost guaranteed way to get the 10,000 post. It shall fall into my clawed, grasping hands! Give up now, it's hopeless to fight. :devil:
 
  • #9,774
Your hands may be clawed and grasping, but they'll be grasping at thin air! Muwahahahahahahahahaahaha! :devil:
 
  • #9,775
Only if you follow up on your unspeakibly evil scheme to lock the thread right before we reach the landmark post.

Are you susceptible to bribes?
 
  • #9,776
she'll only take bribes in truxkloads of chocolate. If you don't want to spend a lot of money, I can rent out Danger's credit cards for 30¢ per minute.
 
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Lets see, it'll take me about three minutes to order the chocolates online, that's 90 cents, while the cost for the chocolate will probably be at least $1000...hmmm, which one to choice?
I'll rent the card, send it to me and I'll give you ten bucks, just as a tip for the help.
 
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done. Try getting them from http://nirvanachocolates.com you probably should order 2000+ boxes. PM me for moonbear's address(and additional information on any PF member)
 
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http://imdb.com/title/tt0418068/"
 
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Dawguard said:
Lets see, it'll take me about three minutes to order the chocolates online, that's 90 cents, while the cost for the chocolate will probably be at least $1000...hmmm, which one to choice?
I'll rent the card, send it to me and I'll give you ten bucks, just as a tip for the help.
Ooh, good taste and intelligent. :approve: I might be able to be convinced. :wink:
 
  • #9,782
Why don't we just inject moonbear with some chemical that we don't know the body's reactions to? Then she couldn't lock our thread (unless it gave her super computer powers)
 
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Dawgaurd said:
hmmm, which one to choice?
Moonbear said:
Ooh, good taste and intelligent.
My standards are a bit higher.
 
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yomamma said:
(unless it gave her super computer powers)
Ooh, inject me, inject me, I've always wanted super computer powers! :biggrin:
 
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I think one could postulate that the prolonged exposures to research have left Moonbear socially malchatted, which she is now carrying through an imaginary character in a virtual environment, who portrays the role of her offspring, further suggesting some underlying urges masked in the aura of academic stench of mismanaged youth.
 
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cronxeh said:
I think one could postulate that the prolonged exposures to research have left Moonbear socially malchatted, which she is now carrying through an imaginary character in a virtual environment, who portrays the role of her offspring, further suggesting some underlying urges masked in the aura of academic stench of mismanaged youth.
Thanks Dr. Freud. :rolleyes:
 
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:rolleyes:......
*injects moonbear with strange glowing substance
 
  • #9,788
Thanks Dr. Freud.
Uhm, I never liked him.
 
  • #9,789
Lazy people! when can get the 10000th post?:smile:
 
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Mk said:
Uhm, I never liked him.


yes.. yes..

DANCE, puppies! :biggrin:
 
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ummm...what?
 
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yomamma said:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0418068/"
Oh, dear lord tell me it isn't so! You're right, god does not exist, not if this atrocity is allowed to continue. I fear for the safety of all involved, a lightning bolt from heaven might strike them all dead.

When will the glowing substance take effect? Will Moonbear now be able to post with only her mind, or flip from computer to computer in the internet, controlling all the world's servers with unholy ease?
 
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yomamma said:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0418068/"


I'm going to cry sweet sweet tears of terror.
 
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We need to ask the PF sisterhood to shut them down. Forcebly. Painfully. Agonizingly. Slowly.
 
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Dawguard said:
When will the glowing substance take effect? Will Moonbear now be able to post with only her mind, or flip from computer to computer in the internet, controlling all the world's servers with unholy ease?
Muwahahahahahahaha! The only bad side effect seems to be that the constant green glow keeps me awake at night. But that just gives me more time to work on my plot to take over the world! *evil cackle* :devil:
 
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Dawguard said:
We need to ask the PF sisterhood to shut them down. Forcebly. Painfully. Agonizingly. Slowly.


Agreed.

Sisters, Don Franz is havink a task for you. Needink you to be puttink the hurtink on these people so to be speakink. Comprendeski?
 
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franznietzsche said:
Agreed.

Sisters, Don Franz is havink a task for you. Needink you to be puttink the hurtink on these people so to be speakink. Comprendeski?
Don Franz, the Moonbear family agrees to do this thing of which you speak, help remove this pebble from your shoe, on the condition you'll return the favor when we call upon you. Capiche?
 
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Moonbear said:
Don Franz, the Moonbear family agrees to do this thing of which you speak, help remove this pebble from your shoe, on the condition you'll return the favor when we call upon you. Capiche?

seksual favors or more of a massage n homecooked mealzah kinda favors :-p
 
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cronxeh said:
seksual favors or more of a massage n homecooked mealzah kinda favors :-p
:smile: I was thinking more of a paying for Franzbear's college tuition kind of a favor. :biggrin:
 
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Date of 10,000 post

[itex] \frac {9850}{387} = 25 [/itex]
So there's about 25 post per day on TKC
[itex] Y = 25x [/itex]
That's the equation for sloving how many days it will take to reach a cetrin number of post
[itex] 10000 = 25(400) [/itex]
So starting from the very frist post made by tribdog it takes 400 days to make it to the 10,000 post
[itex] 400 - 387 = 13 [/itex]
so in 13 days we will have the 10,000 post
So that means on March 13,2006 the 10,000 post will be made!
Theortically I could predict which hour it will be on but that will take a while.
 

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