Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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Artman said:
Hi! I'll meet you in the clothing optional hot tub with the welcome wagon. :biggrin:

Oooh, what's in the welcome wagon?
 
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Moonbear said:
Oooh, what's in the welcome wagon?
It's a surprise, but it definitely will make you feel welcome. :-p ...I mean... :smile: o:)
 
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Did you see the Condo name in my edit? Boojum Heights. :biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
Did you see the Condo name in my edit? Boojum Heights. :biggrin:

Ooh, I like the name! Yet another selling point. That should look good on my calling cards. :approve:
 
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Do any Bakers live there?
 
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BicycleTree said:
Do any Bakers live there?
The Boojum bakers of PF. Their motto is: "Give us anough dough and we'll get it to rise." :wink:
 
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They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
They pursued it with forks and hope;
They threatened its life with a railway-share;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.
 
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BicycleTree said:
They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
They pursued it with forks and hope;
They threatened its life with a railway-share;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.
Very good Biketree, a literary reference. :cool: (still makes a great place to live.) :wink:


and by the way...


Hot Tub Party!
Wahoo!


<Splash!>
 
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"But if ever I meet with a Boojum, that day,
In a moment (of this I am sure),
I shall softly and suddenly vanish away--
And the notion I cannot endure!"
 
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BicycleTree said:
"But if ever I meet with a Boojum, that day,
In a moment (of this I am sure),
I shall softly and suddenly vanish away--
And the notion I cannot endure!"
Cool. Could you just hit the restart button while you're out there? Thanks. :smile:
 
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The restart button? I'm afraid I don't get it.

Anyway I'm already vanished. I'm the thread ghost!
 
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BicycleTree said:
The restart button? I'm afraid I don't get it.

Anyway I'm already vanished. I'm the thread ghost!
Darn, now I have to get out and push the restart button myself. Darn 15 minute time limitation on the hot tub.
 
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Artman said:
Darn, now I have to get out and push the restart button myself. Darn 15 minute time limitation on the hot tub.

*arrives with pliers, wire cutters, wire nuts and assorted screwdrivers*

I think we can override that timing device. Okay little franzbear, hop in the tub while we work on these wires and let us know if we do anything that might electrocute someone in the hot tub.

*starts working on wiring*

szzzt zzzzssst zzzzztttt tzzzzpt zzzzztttt ZAP

Oops, guess I shouldn't have crossed those two wires. :bugeye:
 
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Moonbear said:
*arrives with pliers, wire cutters, wire nuts and assorted screwdrivers*

I think we can override that timing device. Okay little franzbear, hop in the tub while we work on these wires and let us know if we do anything that might electrocute someone in the hot tub.

*starts working on wiring*

szzzt zzzzssst zzzzztttt tzzzzpt zzzzztttt ZAP

Oops, guess I shouldn't have crossed those two wires. :bugeye:
Oh God No! No, no, no!




You didn't hurt the hot tub did you?
 
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I figure a good way to kill something is make it a tourist destination, so I'm going to build a luxury hotel right next to Boojum Heights and throw in gambling.
 
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Somebody want to let me out of this damned welcome wagon?! It's hot in here!
 
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Ut oh, word got out about the casino.

Genco

It's okay Danger, Moonbear broke the hot tub, it should cool down in a few hours.

Danger said:
Somebody want to let me out of this damned welcome wagon?! It's hot in here!
 
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Artman said:
Ut oh, word got out about the casino.

Genco

It's okay Danger, Moonbear broke the hot tub, it should cool down in a few hours.

I didn't break it. It's just a little warmer than recommended. :rolleyes:

Casino? Are you crazy? Do you know what sort of low-lifes casinos attract? :rolleyes: Darn, they're already here!
 
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Artman said:
It's okay Danger, Moonbear broke the hot tub, it should cool down in a few hours.
Danger said:
Somebody want to let me out of this damned welcome wagon?! It's hot in here!
Quit screwing with causality. The quote comes first... :-p
 
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Danger said:
Quit screwing with causality. The quote comes first... :-p

You mean like this?
 
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Moonbear said:
You mean like this?
Well done, old girl. You should teach this stuff.
 
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Sorry. Won't happen ag...

Danger said:
Quit screwing with causality. The quote comes first... :-p

Darn, Sorry won't happen again. :-p
 
  • #2,228
Danger said:
Well done, old girl. You should teach this stuff.

Hey, who are you to be calling me old! :mad:

:-p
 
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Artman said:
Sorry. Won't happen ag...



Darn, Sorry won't happen again. :-p
:-p



Moonbear said:
Hey, who are you to be calling me old! :mad:

:-p
I said old girl. Young for a woman, of course. :rolleyes:

pretty damned old for a girl, though...
 
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Danger said:
I said old girl. Young for a woman, of course. :rolleyes:

pretty damned old for a girl, though...

I can't find an appropriate smiley. I'm giving you that look that says I don't believe you but am contemplating letting you slide since it was a good try at saving face. I need a skeptical smiley. :-p
 
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Moonbear said:
I can't find an appropriate smiley. I'm giving you that look that says I don't believe you but am contemplating letting you slide since it was a good try at saving face. I need a skeptical smiley. :-p
How about ( :smile: :confused: )?

To be truthful, though, I'm doing this :smile: behind your back. :devil: :biggrin:
 
  • #2,232
Moonbear, if Danger isn't allowed to call you old, am I? Well? :-p
 
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brewnog said:
Moonbear, if Danger isn't allowed to call you old, am I? Well? :-p
She can't get you on a technicality like she did me. Relative to you, she's older than dirt.
 
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Danger said:
She can't get you on a technicality like she did me. Relative to you, she's older than dirt.


Urrm, hole, Brewnog, digging. Older, wiser, mature, more experienced... it's getting deeper. ARGH! Help!
 
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hey you all...

So, i was looking through some older stuff, and... this thread didn't want to die but, well i linked it to the last page so you could see its inevitable death.

https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=9102&page=1&pp=15

the attempts to keep it alive just sort of reminded me of you all... carry on now..
 
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Gale17 said:
this thread didn't want to die but, well i linked it to the last page so you could see its inevitable death.
Thanks, kid; I just wasted half of my evening reading that stupid thing :-p. Now, back to this toy of yours... :devil:
 
  • #2,237
Everyone gets the whole boojum thing by now, right?
 
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Gale17 said:
hey you all...

So, i was looking through some older stuff, and... this thread didn't want to die but, well i linked it to the last page so you could see its inevitable death.

https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=9102&page=1&pp=15

the attempts to keep it alive just sort of reminded me of you all... carry on now..

We've already caught young franzbear masturbating. He was a little embarrassed at first, when we walked in on him and all, but then we sat down and had the talk, and I think he's okay now. It's tough on the little fella, being the only thread so mature for his age, and with so few female threads around. :frown:
 
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Moonbear...
 
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cronxeh said:
Moonbear...

You're one to talk! Look at what that avatar of yours is doing! :smile: :smile:
 

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