Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
  • #3,361
Moonbear said:
If someone could guarantee that's all it would hunt, I'd get a cat, but I don't want baby birds and half-eaten mice instead.
For various reasons, primarily their own safety, I've never let my cats outside, or the dog without being tied to the house. They're not street smart, and a lot of the neighbours have large dogs. The mice in the house disappear when there's a cat in residence. Lucy caught one the second day she lived here, and there's never been another one seen since. (I had to take it away from her and drown it, though; she had no idea what she was supposed to do with it. :rolleyes:)
 
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Evo said:
This has nothing to do with anything.
Then this is the right place for it. :biggrin:

Being in technical sales, this is how all of my days go. Anyone that has to work with clients or a design team will appreciate this. (I had to leave two pictures out due to file size)

:smile: :smile: I love it!
 
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Danger said:
For various reasons, primarily their own safety, I've never let my cats outside, or the dog without being tied to the house. They're not street smart, and a lot of the neighbours have large dogs. The mice in the house disappear when there's a cat in residence. Lucy caught one the second day she lived here, and there's never been another one seen since. (I had to take it away from her and drown it, though; she had no idea what she was supposed to do with it. :rolleyes:)

I'm not too fond of the idea of "outside" cats anyway. For their own safety and for the happiness of neighbors. I live in suburbs, not country, so it would be rude to send a cat out to take a dump in the neighbor's flower bed. I don't know why dogs have to be leashed but cats don't.
 
  • #3,364
Moonbear said:
I don't know why dogs have to be leashed but cats don't.
There's talk here in town of licensing cats, which would include a leash law. I have a little harness/leash rig that I bought for Dingbat, but I haven't introduced Lucy to it yet. I wouldn't want to take her for a walk anyway, until the cops return my .45; there's no way I could fight off a pit bull barehanded, and some of the owners thereof aren't terribly responsible. :frown:
 
  • #3,365
Evo said:
Adrian Paul...The Highlander. <swoon> :!) :!) :!)

Her never loses, you know. :approve:

(hugs her deluxe set of Highlander DVD's)


"You bring the butter, Evo, I'll bring the legs..."

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  • #3,366
DocToxyn said:
"You bring the butter, Evo, I'll bring the legs..."

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:!) :!) :!) <GASP> :!) :!) :!) <SWOON> :!) :!) :!)

I'm in love with DocToxyn. :!) :!) :!)

OMG, that is the most wonderful thing I've ever seen. :!) :!)
 
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dont talk about food please :frown:
 
  • #3,368
cronxeh said:
dont talk about food please :frown:
Not feeling well?
 
  • #3,369
cronxeh said:
dont talk about food please :frown:

It looks like the cookie-eating subjects are experiencing some conditioned taste-aversion, you should have made the cookies more acutely lethal :bugeye: ...I mean...tasty.
 
  • #3,370
DocToxyn said:
"You bring the butter, Evo, I'll bring the legs..."

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What? You bring legs for Evo and none for me?! She always was mom's favorite. :frown: Oh, and you don't want to know what Evo does with that butter!

What a yummy looking dish! Oh, and those crab legs look delicious too! :biggrin:
 
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DocToxyn said:
It looks like the cookie-eating subjects are experiencing some conditioned taste-aversion, you should have made the cookies more acutely lethal :bugeye: ...I mean...tasty.


Does rat pois...er...I mean special pirate sugar...lose its effectiveness when it's baked? We tried using special pirate flour too, but then the cookies didn't look much like cookies.

Come along franzbear, let's go shopping to get more pirate sugar for you. We know how much you like it. Hop in the car little fella. Do you have your seat belt on? Good. *starts engine* Oh, I forgot my grocery list. You just sit here in the car in the garage and wait for me while I run back for it.
 
  • #3,372
Evo said:
Adrian Paul...The Highlander. <swoon> :!) :!) :!)
Never realized that he was in it. I only saw the first movie, with Christopher Lambert. I do like 'Tracker' though. (I think I'll reserve my <swooning>, if you don't mind, for you. :-p )
 
  • #3,373
Moonbear said:
What? You bring legs for Evo and none for me?!

Don't think I don't know your weakness, Moonbear... :cool:


Hey franzbear, it's your uncle Toxyn, here for your bike riding lesson. No, you don't need that helmet, you're not going far. Ahh, this entrance ramp to the highway has the perfect incline...you like to go fast, don't you Pal? What?..ohh these wirecutters?...just a last minute adjustment to your brakes...off you go Buddy, don't forget your hand signals!
 

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DocToxyn said:
Don't think I don't know your weakness, Moonbear... :cool:
Evo<----Covers her eyes. Can't bear to watch Moonbear dipping in the Highlander's fountain. :cry:

Hey franzbear, it's your uncle Toxyn, here for your bike riding lesson. No, you don't need that helmet, you're not going far. Ahh, this entrance ramp to the highway has the perfect incline...you like to go fast, don't you Pal? What?..ohh these wirecutters?...just a last minute adjustment to your brakes...off you go Buddy, don't forget your hand signals!
Are you sure Franzbear was even conscious after being left in the running car? :biggrin:
 
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mmm.. pizza..

that is one single reason why i dragged my arse all over from home to class today.. oh yea i went there.
 
  • #3,376
I :!) love :!) these Doc Toxyn dream guy creations. Saw Evo's crab claw man this morning and couldn't quit laughing. The best part is that he's got the crab claws extended way-y-y out in front of him, in the same manner that you might carefully offer a steak to a hungry lioness. :smile: Seriously, Doc - you could make a business out of customized greeting cards.

I'll just place my pre-order now for Val Kilmer with a platter of southern fried chicken! :biggrin:
 
  • #3,377
DocToxyn said:
Don't think I don't know your weakness, Moonbear... :cool:

:!) :!) :!) Mmmmmmmmmm...tasty! :biggrin:
 
  • #3,378
DocToxyn said:
Hey franzbear, it's your uncle Toxyn, here for your bike riding lesson. No, you don't need that helmet, you're not going far. Ahh, this entrance ramp to the highway has the perfect incline...you like to go fast, don't you Pal? What?..ohh these wirecutters?...just a last minute adjustment to your brakes...off you go Buddy, don't forget your hand signals!

Ooh, wasn't that a fun ride franzbear? Wouldn't it be more exciting to do it blindfolded? :biggrin:
 
  • #3,379
I'm just wondering when we'll hear from the department of Child Protective Services. They might just take this thread into protective custody.
 
  • #3,380
What is a franzbear anyway?
 
  • #3,381
Huckleberry said:
What is a franzbear anyway?

We answered that somewhere around post 3000 or so. I thought you read the whole thread! :smile:
 
  • #3,382
I did say that didn't I. I never would have imagined that this thread would be so long. I saw pages 1-5 and then last page. I read a few pages and went to last page. I guess I missed pages 6 through about ... 200.

Guess I have to sort through another 194 pages to figure out what a franzbear is and why all the ladies want to kill it.
 
  • #3,383
franzbear is..

umm

yeah
 
  • #3,384
Math Is Hard said:
I :!) love :!) these Doc Toxyn dream guy creations. Saw Evo's crab claw man this morning and couldn't quit laughing. The best part is that he's got the crab claws extended way-y-y out in front of him, in the same manner that you might carefully offer a steak to a hungry lioness. :smile: Seriously, Doc - you could make a business out of customized greeting cards.

I'll just place my pre-order now for Val Kilmer with a platter of southern fried chicken! :biggrin:
I gave thought to placing an order too, but Danger would probably make a cartoon.
 
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Great, just got back from being evacuated into the basement parking garage because of a tornado. (I'm still at work) It's one downside to living in Kansas.

Hope I can make it home without getting hit by one. :cry: I swear I spend more time in my basement in the spring and summer than any other part of my house. There is rarely a storm that doesn't have a tornado warning with it.

I grew up in Houston, TX and lived through a couple of bad hurricanes, they were ok because you knew they were coming. Tornadoes are so much scarier, you can't prepare for them. :frown:

The Evo child and I were caught driving in a hail storm a few years ago with BASEBALL SIZE HAIL. Seriously. My three cars at home were smashed up
and $25,000 worth of damage to my house. The car we were driving in amazingly had no glass broken, we were able to get under an overpass for the worst of it, the body looked like a large hammer had been taken to it. We both had the **** scared out of us. The large balls of hail appeared to be composed of dozens of dime to nickel sized hail.

Other than the frequent scary storms, it's great here. :rolleyes:
 
  • #3,386
hehehe.. balls falling from the sky

donno its just.. funny.. never mind :biggrin:
 
  • #3,387
Evo said:
Other than the frequent scary storms, it's great here. :rolleyes:

*checks Kansas off the list of places to live*
 
  • #3,388
Is there any place in the world that doesn't get a little crazy once in a while?
 
  • #3,389
Huckleberry said:
Is there any place in the world that doesn't get a little crazy once in a while?
Once in a while would be fine. Every other day for 5 months wears you down.

I swear it's always the same on the weather channel, "the deadly storm is heading directly for "my tiny town"", which is basically about 3 square miles in size. Apparently I'm in some weather trough that storms always track in. All storms are required to pass directly over my house.
 
  • #3,390
Evo said:
I grew up in Houston, TX and lived through a couple of bad hurricanes, they were ok because you knew they were coming. Tornadoes are so much scarier, you can't prepare for them. :frown:

The Evo child and I were caught driving in a hail storm a few years ago with BASEBALL SIZE HAIL. Seriously. My three cars at home were smashed up
and $25,000 worth of damage to my house. The car we were driving in amazingly had no glass broken, we were able to get under an overpass for the worst of it, the body looked like a large hammer had been taken to it. We both had the **** scared out of us. The large balls of hail appeared to be composed of dozens of dime to nickel sized hail.
Some of my family lived for a time in Houston (Conroe) and Dallas (Plano). My sister-in-law had to have her car repainted because of a hail storm like that. She was living in Dallas at the time. But of course there is a trade-off where ever you live. In the meantime, I hope you make it home okay...
 
  • #3,391
Math Is Hard said:
Seriously, Doc - you could make a business out of customized greeting cards.

Hey, not a bad idea, business should be brisk with Mother's Day approaching.

note to self: send bill to Evo and Moonbear for services rendered.
 
  • #3,392
Huckleberry said:
Is there any place in the world that doesn't get a little crazy once in a while?
My "happy place." :biggrin:
Evo said:
Once in a while would be fine. Every other day for 5 months wears you down.

I swear it's always the same on the weather channel, "the deadly storm is heading directly for "my tiny town"", which is basically about 3 square miles in size. Apparently I'm in some weather trough that storms always track in. All storms are required to pass directly over my house.
Could this be why it is not a largely-populated place? :-p
 
  • #3,393
DocToxyn said:
Hey, not a bad idea, business should be brisk with Mother's Day approaching.

note to self: send bill to Evo and Moonbear for services rendered.
I'm crushed. :frown:
 
  • #3,394
Evo said:
Once in a while would be fine. Every other day for 5 months wears you down.

I swear it's always the same on the weather channel, "the deadly storm is heading directly for "my tiny town"", which is basically about 3 square miles in size. Apparently I'm in some weather trough that storms always track in. All storms are required to pass directly over my house.

There is a 5 month tornado season in Kansas? :eek:

Are there any trailer parks left? :biggrin:
 
  • #3,395
Huckleberry said:
There is a 5 month tornado season in Kansas? :eek:

Are there any trailer parks left? :biggrin:
Not many. As we all know, trailer parks are tornado bait. :-p

Since I've been home, the tornado sirens haven't gone off once. (knock on wood) :rolleyes: They installed a new one last year one house down from me and that thing can wake the dead. Which is good, but I nearly have heart failure every time it goes off.
 
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