Two Truths & One Lie: Guess My Ancestor!

[EnumaElish]

Parents name their kids all kinds of strange things. "Moon Unit Zappa" comes to mind.

Okay, you are right I guess. No, that's not my real name. OTOH, I've never colored my hair, let alone purple.

 

[honestrosewater]

I frequently have the desire to post two lies and a truth.

False. You only do so as a compromise. Poor zoobie.

 

[mattmns]

Yeah I agree with hrw for zoob's

 

[zoobyshoe]

You're both wrong. It is much easier to confabulate than it is to think up true things which are interesting, therefore I often have to stop myself from posting three, or two lies.

#2 is false. I haven't once been tempted to post all truths.

 

[loseyourname]

Lie......

Actually, that one is true. I was on Kid Quiz when I was twelve.

 

[loseyourname]

Don't you mean you proposed to her on the first date? Unless you were in Vegas or something?

Anyway, I'll guess that


is false.

Wrong on both counts. We did go to Vegas, and I have been on a game show.

 

[loseyourname]

Anyway, these are getting back a bit, so I'll just answer them.

Let's see:

1. When I was 21, I married a woman 8 years older than me on our first date.
2. I've been on a television game show.
3. My sister is a professional model.

3 is false. My sister was a professional model when she was an adolescent, but she is no longer.

Three more (because this is kinda fun)

1. I once performed naked onstage.
2. My mother had her graduation present taken away for dating a guy that wasn't white (my father).
3. I've run a sub-4:30 mile.

3 is again false, although I have come very close.

 

[mattmns]

I have never smoked marijuanna
I have never slept with twins (simultaneously)
I have never been outside the country (US)

Here is the way around it zoob. Just negate 2 false statements

 

[whozum]

The answer to mine way back when was #1, I can pee standing up.

 

[Lisa!]

How do they see how short you are over the phone?

 

[Lisa!]

Lisa! and rose caught my lie.

That says something! By the way, you're not at me
anymore, am I right?!

 

[zoobyshoe]

I have never smoked marijuanna
I have never slept with twins (simultaneously)
I have never been outside the country (US)

Here is the way around it zoob. Just negate 2 false statements

I get your drift. Good thinkin'.

I think #3 is false.

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

tyr this
i have done pot
i have used a gun; a real one
i have had a gang fight

 

[Lisa!]

#2 is false!

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

why do u think that i can't use a ghun when my brother is a gurkha?
but u could be right.

 

[Lisa!]

You mean I'm not right?

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

no u r right.
i haven't used a gun.
i suck at lying.

 

[Lisa!]

Good for you!

 

[mattmns]

You were correct Zoob! I was once in Mexico for about an hour.

 

[zoobyshoe]

You were correct Zoob! I was once in Mexico for about an hour.

That means, someday, when the time is right, you must tell the twin story.
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I often go to the beach here (Pacific Ocean - San Diego) but:

I've never seen the lifeguards rescue anyone.

I've never tried surfing.

I've never gotten a full frontal view of a topless sunbathing woman.

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

Good for you!

why?

 

[EnumaElish]

I've never gotten a full frontal view of a topless woman.

I hope this is the lie, for your own sake!
Otherwise we may need to ask the PF Sisterhood to provide a Full Frontal Toplass View.

P.S. Fun fact of the day: The "PF" in "PF Sisterhood" stands for Partial Frontal.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I hope this is the lie, for your own sake!
Otherwise we may need to ask the PF Sisterhood to provide a Full Frontal Toplass View.

I'd accept, even if that's not the lie.

Notice though, all the statements apply to things that have or haven't happened at the beach.

 

[Lisa!]

why?

Because you're not good at lies!

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

my brother actually used to bring guns home after training and i have played with it, when it has no bullets. if it had silencer i would have done few fires but it didnt have so i couldnt.

 

[Lisa!]

my brother actually used to bring guns home after training and i have played with it, when it has no bullets. if it had silencer i would have done few fires but it didnt have so i couldnt.

You didn't need that! When you have a gun in your hand, who dares to tell you anything unpleasantly!

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

cmmon, i wouldn't point it at someone, not even when it is not loaded!
only when it aint got no bullets

 

[Lisa!]

That means, someday, when the time is right, you must tell the twin story.
------

I often go to the beach here (Pacific Ocean - San Diego) but:

I've never seen the lifeguards rescue anyone.

I've never tried surfing.

I've never gotten a full frontal view of a topless sunbathing woman.

#1 is false

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

#3 has to be false
even i have

 

[zoobyshoe]

#1 is false

Lisa is correct. I have seen five or six rescues.

Sunbathing women frequently undo their bikini tops when lying on their stomachs so they don't get a tan line on their back. However, I have never seen one forget to refasten it before getting up. There is always hope.

 

[honestrosewater]

Ha, I was thinking that you tried surfing and had to be rescued...

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

^
|

 

[Lisa!]

Never asked to leave the classroom
used to eat bananas
Dislike milk

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

#1 is false

 

[zoobyshoe]

I think #2 is false. Lisa once said she didn't like bananas.