What Do You Do If You Were a Rock Star?

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In summary, the conversation is about a game where users ask and answer hypothetical questions starting with "What do you do if". The topics of the questions range from being a rock star, to being able to see the future, to living on Mars, and having control over the world. The conversation also includes some jokes and off-topic comments.
  • #141
Originally posted by J-Man
What do you do if you're dreaming and you can't wake up?

I would take the red pill!

What would you do if you did not like the consequence of the red pill ?
 
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  • #142
Originally posted by iansmith
What would you do if you did not like the consequence of the red pill ?

regurgitate it, of course.
 
  • #143
Originally posted by maximus
regurgitate it, of course.

Aren't you going to post the next question?
 
  • #144
thats even worse than not posting a question. it should have been a what if question. c'mon people get back on track.

what if your house was made of sweets and gingerbread?
 
  • #145
then say good bye to my house ...
just one hour will be enough to finish eating it



what do you do if there was 10 big rats in your house?
 
  • #146
Originally posted by MSI
then say good bye to my house ...
just one hour will be enough to finish eating it



what do you do if there was 10 big rats in your house?

Feed them some of the sweets and ginger bread, and make pets out of them.

What do you do if you have a child and it is an evolutionary leap ahead of Homo sapiens sapiens?
 
  • #147
kill it, competition aint good.

what would u do if in 1972 u were a special forces agent accused of a crime u didn't commit?
 
  • #148
Hire a damn fine lawyer to fight my case for me!

What do you do if you get stuck inside a Vacumn Cleaner?
 
  • #149
try to commutate the Vaccum Cleaner electric circle [:P]

What do you do if we got a clone of you ?
 
  • #150
I would take him away from you and use him to do all of my work for me so that i can laze about all day and do things that i want to do!

what do you do if you accidently swallow your mobile phone?
 
  • #151
Get somebody to ring your phone in the hope that the nauseous ring tone you put on the other day will cause it to be regurgitated.

What would you do if you where sleeping in a big washing machine and somebody closed the door and turned it on (heavy soil full wash cycle) ?
 
  • #152
patent the ride before any theme parks get hold of it.

what would you do if u were the annoying advisor guy in theme park?
 
  • #153
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
what would you do if u were the annoying advisor guy in theme park?

Invent free chilli and rides for fat gross dudes day.

What would you do if you were in a hot tub with two supermodels and you suddenly had to take a sh:t really bad?

eNtRopY
 
  • #154
Originally posted by eNtRopY
What would you do if you were in a hot tub with two supermodels and you suddenly had to take a sh:t really bad?
Probably wake up eventually...

What do you do if you turn into a werewolf?
 
  • #155
Originally posted by J-Man
Probably wake up eventually...

What do you do if you turn into a werewolf?

Well, a usual wolf would sit around licking it's crotch until time to mate or hunt, but a werewolf would probably be powerful enough to do all three at the same!

What do you do if you turn into a vampire?
 
  • #156
Originally posted by Mentat
What do you do if you turn into a vampire?
Pretty much the same thing as the werewolfs... licking, mating, sucking the blood out of a hottie's neck.

What do you do if you're a vampire and can't reach your crotch with your tongue?
 
  • #157
Originally posted by J-Man
Pretty much the same thing as the werewolfs... licking, mating, sucking the blood out of a hottie's neck.

What do you do if you're a vampire and can't reach your crotch with your tongue?

Get fired from the vampire society, as that is an indispensable skill for vampires.

What do you do if you can't find a computer with internet access and are experiencing withdrawl from the PFs?
 
  • #158
I would try to get a life!

What do you do if you have this really horrible hateful little bear staring at you but not! i mean its stares at me when my back is turned but as soon as i look at it, it turns away! what do i do? please HELP!
 
  • #159
What do you do if you have this really horrible hateful little bear staring at you but not! i mean its stares at me when my back is turned but as soon as i look at it, it turns away! what do i do? please HELP!

I'd go to a psychologist to treat me :wink:


What do you do if have a allergy against water ( even drinking water ) ?
 
  • #160
Originally posted by Zargawee
I'd go to a psychologist to treat me :wink:


What do you do if have a allergy against water ( even drinking water ) ?

Suffer the allergy. Water is essential to life, and an allergy isn't likely to kill you (unless it's really strong, in which case both choices are suicide).

What do you do if you are tossed into a lion's den?
 
  • #161
Scratch it just behind the ear! they are supposed to love that.

What do you do if you are only 1 inch tall?
 
  • #162
Sit down and think about how much it sucks to be 1 inch tall...

What would you do if you knew the truth about everything?
 
  • #163
Lie my ass off!

What do you do if that little bear still looks at you?
 
  • #164
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if that little bear still looks at you?
Poke his eyes out, then have a beer.

What do you do if you run out of beer?
 
  • #165
apologise to beer for running out on them and try to make it up as soon as possible.

what would you do if you could only see behind you.
 
  • #166
grow my hair like a reverse mullet wear my shirt backwoards and start messing with people ... as for sitting...i gusse i couldent get around sitting backwards. Or i could just wear optical lenses that transmit from 2 camreas wher my eyes should noramly be.

What would you do if you were a drivign school instructor who goes back in time for some reason
 
  • #167
I would find all the families who were related to the punk teenagers I instructed and tell them to never have children!

What do you do if you're a ball turret gunner in World War II and the plane needs to make a belly landing because landing gear is busted?
 
  • #168
Move to a different part of the plane for landing.

What do you do if stuck inside a really small bottle?
 
  • #169
Originally posted by Andy
Move to a different part of the plane for landing.

What do you do if stuck inside a really small bottle?

Sit there and ponder how I ever fit into a really small bottle. Well, that'd be the philosophically correct thing to do. I would just be trying to figure out how to take a leak without drowning :wink:.

What do you do if Wolverine (from X-Men) challenges you to a fight?
 
  • #170
Take a really big pair of Nail clippers with me!

What do you do if you too stupid too realize that your leg has fallen off?
 
  • #171
Originally posted by Andy
Take a really big pair of Nail clippers with me!

What do you do if you too stupid too realize that your leg has fallen off?

Duuuhh...I dunno.

What do you do if someone asks to experiment on your brain?
 
  • #172
Ask for lots of money and also get a life insurance policy!

What do you do if you fell in love with a barbie doll?
 
  • #173
start burning myself to prove to myself that i wasn't made out of plastic.

what if you couldn't be burnt?
 
  • #174
Become a firefighter!

What do you do if you get sent backwards in time and came face to face with a Tyranosaurus Rex?
 
  • #175
Texas Bar'Be Q!

What would you do if you went forward in time, and met yourself, dieing?
 

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