What is the formula for the volume of a thick crust pizza?

[Chris L T521]

And one more (as a picture, though)!

 

[Deveno]

Q: Why do mathematicians always make problems bigger?

A: Because of Cantor.

(Warning: Educated non-mathematicians may find this joke slightly funnier).

 

[topsquark]

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[eddybob123]

Q: Why didn't Isaac Newton do group theory?
A: Because he wasn't Abel.

(Nerd)

BTW, if you already know some of the basics of group theory and want to get into more advanced material as well as applications, I recommend David Joyner's Adventures in Group Theory, published in 2002. It can't fail, because it has the above joke in it.

 

[soroban]

A reporter approaches a Saudi, a Hindu, a North Korean,
and a New Yorker.

He says, "Pardon me, what is your opinion on the beef shortage?"

The Saudi says, "What is a shortage?"

The Hindu says, "What is beef?"

The North Korean says, "What is an opinion?"

The New Yorker says, "What is pardon me?"

 

[eddybob123]

That was actually quite offensive. (Tauri)

 

[Nono713]

 

[anemone]

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[MarkFL]

Well, it is safe to say that student's mind was not on mathematics that day! (Tongueout)

 

[anemone]

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[eddybob123]

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand base 16, and F the rest. (Tongueout)

 

[anemone]

 

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Another (strictly for guys) : Urinal Protocol Vulnerability

 

[mathbalarka]

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This is from "A budget of Trisectors" by Underwood Dudley.

 

[Deveno]

International Choice of Urinal Protocol...ohemgee!

 

[mathbalarka]

International Choice of Urinal Protocol...ohemgee!

I'd like to let everyone note at this point that even though the article maybe just meant for a joke, the formulas given aren't incorrect. For example, (a serious version) A166079

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

Regarding the comics "A friend in need is a friend indeed" in https://driven2services.com/staging/mh/index.php?posts/37357/: Russian people would also bend the thumb to indicate number four. But Russians fold fingers rather than extend them while counting (wiki). Also, I don't know if it's just me, but I would hold the hand with the palm facing me, not the board. I'll ask my friends how they would do it.

 

[MarkFL]

Regarding the comics "A friend in need is a friend indeed" in https://driven2services.com/staging/mh/index.php?posts/37357/: Russian people would also bend the thumb to indicate number four. But Russians fold fingers rather than extend them while counting (wiki). Also, I don't know if it's just me, but I would hold the hand with the palm facing me, not the board. I'll ask my friends how they would do it.

When manually enumerating, I place my palm facing me, and extend fingers, beginning with the index, then middle, ring, pinky and finally thumb. I notice some here who begin with the thumb though. I think to myself that they are strange, but do not chastise them for being "wrong." :D

 

[DreamWeaver]

When manually enumerating, I place my palm facing me, and extend fingers, beginning with the index, then middle, ring, pinky and finally thumb. I notice some here who begin with the thumb though. I think to myself that they are strange, but do not chastise them for being "wrong." :D

Meh!?

The toes are lower down, so you starts with them, non? Toes for units, fingers for tens, and something else for hundreds...

[*I'll get ma coat*]

 

[MarkFL]

Meh!?

The toes are lower down, so you starts with them, non? Toes for units, fingers for tens, and something else for hundreds...

[*I'll get ma coat*]

When I am in the mood to try and impress my friends/family, I treat each finger as a binary digit where extended is 1, and count from 0 to 1023 on ten fingers. There is always much ooing and ahhing and raucous applause! (Bow)

 

[mathbalarka]

When I am in the mood to try and impress my friends/family, I treat each finger as a binary digit where extended is 1, and count from 0 to 1023 on ten fingers. There is always much ooing and ahhing and raucous applause! (Bow)

Wow, nice one MarkFL, I like that! (Clapping)

 

[MarkFL]

Wow, nice one MarkFL, I like that! (Clapping)

For some reason, when I get to 4, 128 and especially 132, there is snickering. I don't understand it...:(

 

[mathbalarka]

(Rofl)

 

[Deveno]

For some reason, when I get to 4, 128 and especially 132, there is snickering. I don't understand it...:(

Me neither...oh...OH! I get it, it's the "political opposition salute" sign in underground street sign-slang...no, that's not it...

 

[I like Serena]

Just saw this one and felt like sharing. ;)

 

[Deveno]

Well that's dumb, it's CLEAR the answer isn't 24...or is it...?

 

[Fantini]

Of course, the answer is always 42.

 

[I like Serena]

Of course, the answer is always 42.

Uh... how is it 42?

 

[ModusPonens]

Uh... how is it 42?

Because 42.

:P

(It's a movie reference)

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

Uh... how is it 42?

42 is the answer to everything.

 

[Deveno]

Uh... how is it 42?

Well, clearly...by symmetry!

 

[anemone]

I couldn't resist posting any joke that has something to do with the corns!(Sun)

http://art.ngfiles.com/images/139/bpremo_wtd07-corn-hole.png

 

[soroban]

. . $$\boxed{\begin{array}{c}\text{This sentence} \\ \text{no verb.} \end{array}}$$

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

The importance of quotation marks

 

[soroban]

Why was the identity $$\sin2r \,=\,2\sin r$$ refused a loan?

He needed a $$\cos r.$$