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I remember a Swedish backpacker visiting the US. As they checked her baggage, she said: "Oh, the bomb is in the other bag!" This was no good idea at all ...WWGD said:My mind started running crazy after student showed a note ( I was subbing) from a psychiatrist, not just a dr, just for missing a class. I imagine myself with a megaphone outside of the classroom: "Ok, I'll give you an A, just let the hostages go."
Yes, you don't joke about those things in airports. Security people are not known for being easy-going and light-hearted. Not many part-time comedians among them.fresh_42 said:I remember a Swedish backpacker visiting the US. As they checked her baggage, she said: "Oh, the bomb is in the other bag!" This was no good idea at all ...
Guess being smart isn't either a necessity. I remember my dialogue:WWGD said:Yes, you don't joke about those things in airports. Security people are not known for being easy-going and light-hearted. Not many part-time comedians among them.
I remember something very similar in a British documentary a couple of decades ago. It was a fly-on-the-wall documentary about airport staff.fresh_42 said:I remember a Swedish backpacker visiting the US. As they checked her baggage, she said: "Oh, the bomb is in the other bag!" This was no good idea at all ...
Peter Ustinov had trouble, too, probably long ago. He was asked about race, black, brown, white, but he insisted on pink, but there was no checkbox for pink.WWGD said:Wasn't it Oscar Wilde who answered " I'm fabulous" when asked in customs if he had something to declare?
Poirot is pink?fresh_42 said:Peter Ustinov had trouble, too, probably long ago. He was asked about race, black, brown, white, but he insisted on pink, but there was no checkbox for pink.
And those like myself for wearing heavy boots that clean easily.BillTre said:Blessed are those who promote the fertilization of the earth.
"Your" bench? Fido has double-downed on ownership of that area; marked his/her territory, so to speak.WWGD said:Must be my magnetic personality: Dog drops by my bench at the park to " Show his respects" and drops a "warm pile" by my bench. Two days in a row. Out of all the spots in the park...
So what would happen if someone else ( hopefully a dog) dropped a pile there when Fido was marking his territory and "showing his respect "?Klystron said:"Your" bench? Fido has double-downed on ownership of that area; marked his/her territory, so to speak.
You could run an experiment by "marking" your bench and see who pays attention.WWGD said:So what would happen if someone else ( hopefully a dog) dropped a pile there when Fido was marking his territory?
I left that type of gang since I was around 12, er, I mean 2 y.o. Still, I may take you up on it (not likely)Klystron said:You could run an experiment by "marking" your bench and see who pays attention.
My brother-in-law once asked me, "What is the difference between fine dining and simply eating in a restaurant?"WWGD said:So, special is slightly smaller in size but includes an appetizer; total food more than same dish in standard format. But standard dish with less food more expensive. ?
Appeal to snobbery or gullibility or mental lazyness: Special must be better, because of name and price differences.Klystron said:My brother-in-law once asked me, "What is the difference between fine dining and simply eating in a restaurant?"
I answered without much thought, "The portions are smaller!"
I've seen successful fast food places outside of fancy places for those un-full by the smaller portions. Kind of a torture: extremely tasty but not large-enough to fill you.Klystron said:My brother-in-law once asked me, "What is the difference between fine dining and simply eating in a restaurant?"
I answered without much thought, "The portions are smaller!"
His business is likewise uncertain. Schaffner is the German word for conductor (train).WWGD said:Dr William Schaffner's business card: " Yes, with a double f, not a t!"
Fahrer? Gehfart?fresh_42 said:His business is likewise uncertain. Schaffner is the German word for conductor (train).
No, the one who checks the tickets and communicates with the driver in stations.WWGD said:Fahrer? Gehfart?
But definitely not the one ( playing the character) conducting the USS Enterprise.fresh_42 said:No, the one who checks the tickets and communicates with the driver in stations.
Not to mention Berklee, in Bean-TownWWGD said:But then again there is a college called Berkeley college that has nothing to see with UC Berkeley
gmax137 said:Not to mention Berklee, in Bean-Town