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In summary, the conversation consists of various discussions about documentaries, the acquisition of National Geographic by Fox, a funny manual translation, cutting sandwiches, a question about the proof of the infinitude of primes, and a realization about the similarity between PF and PDG symbols. The conversation also touches on multitasking and the uniqueness of the number two as a prime number.
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zoobyshoe said:
My contribution to your reading entertainment is that I got "detained" by the cops again last night.

I was sitting in the vicinity of a Starbucks which is in a little mall when a cruiser pulled up and stopped. The cop got out and asked me how I was (?) and I said fine. Then he said they'd gotten a call about a guy wearing a tan jacket (which I was) who had been running around the little mall there, raging at people and acting threatening. He handcuffed me and started going through my pockets, and asking me all kind a questions.

Then these two people came over and said to the cop, "That's not the guy. He's over there at the other end of the parking lot. He's got a brown sweater."

He uncuffed me, and said to his partner, "Let's go check over where they pointed." I said, "You're looking for a brown sweater, not a tan jacket." He says, "Well, people don't always know what they saw."

I suppose that's true, but if you assume right off they don't know what they saw you could prolly detain just about anyone of any description, I'd say.

OMG. Twice in as many weeks almost?

It's *almost* funny, at least given my admittedly filtered-through-the-internet perception of you as, well, mostly harmless...

-Dave K
 
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Little Dylan completed his eye surgery (correction for strabismus) yesterday and doesn't even care. He's playing and crawling around like normal.

If it was me, I'd be on the couch watching movies all day, asking for food to be brought to me, and crying about my poor bleeding eyes.

My baby makes me feel like such a damn baby sometimes.

-Dave K
 
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jim hardy said:
Why do you presume the worst ?
Because they spent so little time looking for the other guy after they released me. There's about ten businesses in that mall, most of them restaurants that were open (it was about 7:30 PM). Ten minutes isn't enough time for a canvass and drive search of the streets you can get to from the other side of the parking lot where he was last seen.

Also, when he said "people don't always know what they saw," he was admitting that the description had actually been "brown sweater," all along and he had modified it in talking to me to justify detaining me. Otherwise he would have said, "They told 911 'tan jacket'. They've changed their story."

And, it stands to reason, cops don't actually like dealing with volatile people. "Crazy guy yelling at random people in a mall," is obviously a situation that could escalate to them having to draw their weapons. Better to make a show of detaining a compliant looking person in the hope the crazy guy sees the cops and takes off.
dkotschessaa said:
OMG. Twice in as many weeks almost?

It's *almost* funny, at least given my admittedly filtered-through-the-internet perception of you as, well, mostly harmless...
To be fair, the first time was justified: my license plate illumination bulb was, in fact, burned out. What got me was all the peripheral questions they ask before they got to the point.

I'm pretty sure no one mistakes me for some kind of bad-ass. People mostly tell me I look like a math teacher, though some say English teacher.
 
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One of the phrases you read here often, without apparent irony is " smell gas, act fast", together with a phone number ( which is not 1-800-FART, BTW) . Yes, it is about gas leaks.
 
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A straight couple I am friends with, sent me a nice Valentine's day card ( actually left it by my door; we both live in the same building). I don't know what to make of it, nor how to reciprocate.
 
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WWGD said:
A straight couple I am friends with, sent me a nice Valentine's day card ( actually left it by my door; we both live in the same building). I don't know what to make of it, nor how to reciprocate.
The fact you emphasized "straight" makes me ask: how open minded are you? :biggrin:
 
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fresh_42 said:
The fact you emphasized "straight" makes me ask: how open minded are you? :biggrin:
No, I mean, I just wanted to leave out the possibility that they are hitting on me -- they don't look nor come off as swingers..
 
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WWGD said:
A straight couple I am friends with, sent me a nice Valentine's day card ( actually left it by my door; we both live in the same building). I don't know what to make of it, nor how to reciprocate.
What did it say?
 
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WWGD said:
I don't know what to make of it, nor how to reciprocate.

hmmmmm... Strike up the grill and invite them over for burgers?
 
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And this other PBS show I'm really starting to like is Endeavor. What's interesting is that young detective Morse always seems to slowly, methodically put together a scenario that turns out to be all wrong but which he's firmly convinced is the true explanation. He runs with it for a while until, all of a sudden, it falls apart, and he's completely embarrassed. Once that happens, the true chain of events suddenly pops into his head, and this time, he's always right.

It's different. Most detective fiction doesn't involve the protagonist falling flat on his face.
 
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Just a random thought that press conferences should begin with the following song...
 
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zoobyshoe said:
And this other PBS show I'm really starting to like is Endeavor. What's interesting is that young detective Morse always seems to slowly, methodically put together a scenario that turns out to be all wrong but which he's firmly convinced is the true explanation. He runs with it for a while until, all of a sudden, it falls apart, and he's completely embarrassed. Once that happens, the true chain of events suddenly pops into his head, and this time, he's always right.
Interesting that the moral of that is "trust your instincts, not your intellect". My mum's a fan, so I sometimes watch when she's around. The handling of the undercurrent of brutality and general police misbehaviour is interesting. Everyone seems to be a bit furtive about it, like they know it's not right, but nobody protests - either because they're doing it or because they know a protest would be a waste of time.

Lewis is good, too.
 
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jim hardy said:
hmmmmm... Strike up the grill and invite them over for burgers?
Remember I am up in NYC, Jim, that would be frostburgers * , or burger-cicles. But good idea, though, given I have FINALLY cleaned up my apt.

* Probably someone's lastname, what's up with all the something- burger last names?
 
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Borg said:
Just a random thought that press conferences should begin with the following song...

Every _meeting_ between people should start with it. Or at least some other Ozzy Song. For some people it should be better to have Diary of a Madman.
 
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Evo said:
What did it say?
It was a card with two pages, first one just said " Happy Valentine's Day" , second page had their names. I run into them from time to time, will just thank them for it .
 
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WWGD said:
Remember I am up in NYC, Jim, that would be frostburgers * , or burger-cicles. But good idea, though, given I have FINALLY cleaned up my apt.

* Probably someone's lastname, what's up with all the something- burger last names?
"Burg" is the German word for "castle". I suspect a connection. Or it might have to do with "Bürger", which means "citizen", originally "burgāri" for "defender of the castle". How ever you turn it, you end up in a castle.
 
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fresh_42 said:
"Burg" is the German word for "castle". I suspect a connection. Or it might have to do with "Bürger", which means "citizen", originally "burgāri" for "defender of the castle". How ever you turn it, you end up in a castle.

Since it is a burger, it is most likely White Castle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Castle_(restaurant) :)
 
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WWGD said:
Since it is a burger, it is most likely White Castle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Castle_(restaurant) :)
The alternative isn't better: imagine you'd have to BBQ Hamborouhgs. But I have a strong feeling, that -borough (or the American ending -burg) is of the same origin. As I said: You cannot escape the castle!
 
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fresh_42 said:
"Burg" is the German word for "castle". I suspect a connection. Or it might have to do with "Bürger", which means "citizen", originally "burgāri" for "defender of the castle". How ever you turn it, you end up in a castle.
How much would I need to pay in Germany for the lastnames BaconBurger and/or Bacon-Cheese Burger?
 
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WWGD said:
Remember I am up in NYC, Jim, that would be frostburgers * , or burger-cicles. But good idea, though, given I have FINALLY cleaned up my apt.
Well then I'd do lobster tails under the oven broiler. I was intimidated at first but they're real easy just use plenty of genuine butter and some fresh lime, Key Lime if you can get it . Surely you can in NYC if i was able to in Idaho. Kroger/Fred-Meyer had frozen tails but one had to ask the nice lady at seafood counter.

Ahhhh NYC What a delightful place! Fair Anne's mom lived just off Delancey, on Avenue A at foot of the bridge. Short walk to the Canal Street junkshops. Memories...

old jim
 
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WWGD said:
How much would I need to pay in Germany for the lastnames BaconBurger and/or Bacon-Cheese Burger?
Would probably be easier in the US. They change last names here only in very special cases. However the real danger is the possibility that you get sued in the US by McDonald's and co. Maybe it works if you're fast enough and sue them first. :cool:
 
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We're having such uncharacteristic weather here in San Diego. It's a relentless windstorm. No rain, just high winds. I have a bowl of water out for the feral cat that hangs out here, and I've had to dump it a few times today after it got clogged with dust, grit, and leaves.
 
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I'm thinking of starting an eighth continent denial movement, just for the hell of it.
 
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zoobyshoe said:
I'm thinking of starting an eighth continent denial movement, just for the hell of it.
A subcommittee of the flat Earth society?
 
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zoobyshoe said:
I'm thinking of starting an eighth continent denial movement, just for the hell of it.
New Zealand is a lie. I mean, have you ever actually seen a kiwi?
 
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zoobyshoe said:
I'm thinking of starting an eighth continent denial movement, just for the hell of it.
What's the current counting? As I was young, the Americas counted as one. I think they count two nowadays? And Eurasia is still counted as two, I guess, although it is one. Or are you talking about that newly discovered piece of crust under New Caledonia? And what about the part of NZ that doesn't belong to the Australian plate. Does it count extra? So before you deny the eighth, which are the seven (currently)?
 
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zoobyshoe said:
I'm thinking of starting an eighth continent denial movement, just for the hell of it.
WWGD said:
A subcommittee of the flat Earth society?
Pun intended?
 
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WWGD said:
A subcommittee of the flat Earth society?
No. The new continent is clearly the product of the lying liberal media and liberal science in collusion together to prevent me from becoming a billionaire with all their 8th continent regulations against 7 continent progress. Can't get anything done.
Ibix said:
New Zealand is a lie. I mean, have you ever actually seen a kiwi?
Never! Very unfair!
fresh_42 said:
What's the current counting? As I was young, the Americas counted as one. I think they count two nowadays? And Eurasia is still counted as two, I guess, although it is one. Or are you talking about that newly discovered piece of crust under New Caledonia? And what about the part of NZ that doesn't belong to the Australian plate. Does it count extra? So before you deny the eighth, what are the seven (currently)?
I inherited a geological mess!
 
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zoobyshoe said:
Never! Very unfair!
Just to be clear, are you denying that Zealandia exists, or complaining that it has cool things you haven't seen? Or both?
 
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Ibix said:
Just to be clear, are you denying that Zealandia exists, or complaining that it has cool things you haven't seen? Or both?
The tone of the 8th continent is such hatred. I'm really not a bad person, by the way. No, but the tone is such — I do get good ratings, you have to admit that — the tone is such hatred.
 
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Given who you are caricaturing, the fact that this is rather like having a conversation with someone who is drunk is rather disturbing.
 
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Ibix said:
Given who you are caricaturing, the fact that this is rather like having a conversation with someone who is drunk is rather disturbing.
What I found disturbing was, that before this strange day in January, which might well be called the new D-day, I always said, that even me with my poor English active vocabulary and restricted means could held one of his speeches right from the spot without any preparations. Now that is disturbing!
 
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https://thinkprogress.org/what-language-experts-find-so-strange-about-donald-trump-2f067c20156e#.gyddfg7hv

Interesting how they interpret Obama's two main gestures as literally "making a point." I've seen other people interpret gestures that way, and in some cases, at least, it seems valid. One pundit asserted that anyone who uses a lot of broad gestures "is either in charge, or thinks they're in charge". Ever since I read that I have to smile when I see anyone gesturing like that.
 
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zoobyshoe said:
https://thinkprogress.org/what-language-experts-find-so-strange-about-donald-trump-2f067c20156e#.gyddfg7hv

Interesting how they interpret Obama's two main gestures as literally "making a point." I've seen other people interpret gestures that way, and in some cases, at least, it seems valid. One pundit asserted that anyone who uses a lot of broad gestures "is either in charge, or thinks they're in charge". Ever since I read that I have to smile when I see anyone gesturing like that.
But he always appears like ...

Rumpelstiltskin_MonroOrr_4.jpg
 
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Trumpelstiltskin?
 
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