What kind of relationship man\woman are you?

[hypnagogue]

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

 

[fargoth]

the boy next door was the funniest so far
if you don't find true love 'till youre 40, id have you arrested
offering backrubs to kids...

 

[hypnagogue]

Yeah, so I'm not manly, girls pass me over, and if I don't find someone I'll grow up to be a creepy old man. How flattering!

Luckily, I found true love about 4 years ago. (wow, 4 years already?)

 

[honestrosewater]

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed? []

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

Yeah, maybe. But I'm not that silly -- if I refused to date someone dumber than me, I'd never get any action.
Guess I have some reading to do. Any Loverboys here?

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

if I refused to date someone dumber than me, I'd never get any action.

Silly me, I thought I wouldn't have a chance.

 

[iansmith]

But these internet quiz things are always right, right?

Why wouldn't you trust a an internet? I dictated my life according to these quizzes. If one ask me to jump of a bridge, I would.

Next on my do to list is to find that restriction order against Moonbear

 

[fuzzyfelt]

The survey called me gay.....wth?

me to! I had better break it to my husband gently! I'm a peach and Maids of Honour suit me, but I should steer clear of Battelaxes.

 

[honestrosewater]

Silly me, I thought I wouldn't have a chance.

Well, you know what they say: Blow in my ear and I'll um, how does that go again?

 

[Moonbear]

Actually, I'm not. You're supposed to consider the Manchild. Apparently these categorizations don't reciprocate.
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Reading it over a few times, I don't like the sound of me.

Well, that's not very helpful when they don't reciprocate. How am I supposed to find my match if my match is off finding someone else?

 

[loseyourname]

The Bachelor

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSMm)

Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.

You're an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you're very sexually active, people don't perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.

You're a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends' tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don't kiss & tell. And you definitely don't brag. You know you don't have to prove anything to anyone. It's as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it's with lots of different people.

Our guess is that you've got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.

Your exact opposite:
The Manchild

Random Brutal Love Dreamer

You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you'll probably have lots of kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.

ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Wild Rose

CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Intern

Sounds good to me. I'll have a hot wife and make a great husband.

 

[Monique]

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

Yes, that's me.
http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGLDf.gif

 

[Gale]

yeah, i just wanted to say that I'm now horribly, horribly addicted to that site... thanks a lot

 

[loseyourname]

yeah, i just wanted to say that I'm now horribly, horribly addicted to that site... thanks a lot

What's your username?

 

[Moonbear]

I know what her username is, because she was still a "new" person on there when was on and I recognized some of the photos she posted of herself (yeah, darn, those quizzes are addictive, aren't they? ). But I'll never tell...she'll have to tell you herself if she wants you to know.

 

[Astronuc]

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

I don't like the rest of the description.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

 

[The_Professional]

made me laugh

The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm)

Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

and quoting the wise beacon of wisdom dane cook: "So you want to go to my place and umm, watch a movie?...because every person in the world loves cinematic adventures".

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach

CONSIDER: The Playstation

 

[Gale]

heheh, i told you that site was addicting! now i don't feel so bad cause moonbear went and did some tests too. you can look me up on there, but you have to send me a message or something so i can see yours. My name is boring, aGale.

 

[___]

I am Random Gentle Love Dreamer!

 

[Gale]

yeah, i redid that test, I'm on the borderline of gentle and brutal, one question changes it. i think this one seems a little more me maybe...

The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.

Your exact opposite:
The Stiletto

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.BEWARE: The Hornivore

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy, The Boy Next Door

 

[Math Is Hard]

I'm a Playstation.

You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

MY OPPOSITE: The Priss

ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger

CONSIDER: Anyone else

 

[pace]

Somewhere between Poolboy and Guy next door. I'm going for Loverboy or Gentleman *g*

The guys making this stuff gotto be quite horny *lol*

 

[Aether]

I'm a $D(\frac{B+G}{2})LMm$.

 

[ShawnD]

Boy Next Door

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

My profile is http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11431426957979310720

 

[CosminaPrisma]

I got the Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

I should have been the Ghengis Kunt

Just kidding.

I have always had a soft spot for babies and warm fuzzy things.

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer I am.

I do, however, question the reliability of this test.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I should have been the Ghengis Kunt

The WHAAAA?

Is there really such a category?

I looked around for a list of all the types but couldn't find one. Supposed to be 32 different ones.

I also couldn't find any explanation for the black and white dichotomies like gentle/brutal, and deliberate/random. I mean, if I'm not exactly gentle, do I really have to be called brutal? What about "blunt" or, euphemistically, "straightforward"?

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

The WHAAAA?

Is there really such a category?

I think that I saw that one the last time I saw this test somewhere.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Zooby, how come out of all the guy types on the list, you're the only one on the list I am supposed to avoid? I don't get it - you're the person I know and trust the most -- and we even have the same birthday!

Do you think if we ever met it would be like matter and anti-matter and everything would go KA-POWIIEE!? or kp-pffp! or squeee-shoompt! or whatever it might sound like on the path to annhilation?

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Zooby, how come out of all the guy types on the list, you're the only one on the list I am supposed to avoid? I don't get it - you're the person I know and trust the most -- and we even have the same birthday!

Do you think if we ever met it would be like matter and anti-matter and everything would go KA-POWIIEE!? or kp-pffp! or squeee-shoompt! or whatever it might sound like on the path to annhilation?

We could always have a CA PF gathering and find out.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Zooby, how come out of all the guy types on the list, you're the only one on the list I am supposed to avoid? I don't get it - you're the person I know and trust the most -- and we even have the same birthday!

I'm sure they designed the quetionaire very scientifically, measuring out their cocaine very precisely before they set to work. I wouldn't doubt they conducted exhaustive interviews as well, calling up as many as five or six of their buddies. The naming of the categories alone must have required intense brainstorming and several sixpacks. I notice they ask for date of birth, day, month, year, so I have an inkling they fortified the whole thing with sociological data from an astrology book picked up for $1.99 at a checkout counter somewhere.

 

[ShawnD]

Actually that site is incredibly accurate when it comes to describing people. I have yet to see it make a mistake, and it's worth mentioning that most of my friends are on that website.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Actually that site is incredibly accurate when it comes to describing people. I have yet to see it make a mistake, and it's worth mentioning that most of my friends are on that website.

I'm not objecting to the description of me very much, but I'm supposed to avoid Math Is Hard. How can that be? She's like my best bud here at PF and we E-Mail off the board as well.

 

[Mk]

The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm)

Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

Your exact opposite:
The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love Master
Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

When the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach

CONSIDER: The Playstation

Hmmm :/ I'm much more into love than sex. I'm almost more into physics than sex. This is kind of wrong.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I'm not objecting to the description of me very much, but I'm supposed to avoid Math Is Hard. How can that be? She's like my best bud here at PF and we E-Mail off the board as well.

Yes, I agree. Zoob and I are sort of yin/yang versions of each other in many ways. I don't think we've ever seriously "butted heads" about anything, no matter how much we might disagree on something.

 

[Moonbear]

Yes, I agree. Zoob and I are sort of yin/yang versions of each other in many ways. I don't think we've ever seriously "butted heads" about anything, no matter how much we might disagree on something.

I don't know, that site keeps telling me I'm too picky. Honestly, after filling out a bunch of those surveys, and then asking it to find me a match, with my only criteria being a straight male within 50 miles of where I live between the ages of 30 and 40, it told me there weren't any! It said I was too picky and should broaden my search! So then I went with any straight male within 1000 miles of home, and it tried matching me with a transvestite, and a whole lot of computer geeks...not like the nice, cute geeks here, but the really dorky, "I haven't had many relationships and could never give up my RPGs for a female" types. Oh, and then there's the one that actually sounds nice, but says, "I just filled this out for fun, I'm already attached, sorry." See, I knew there weren't any good ones left.

(Okay, there seemed to be a glitch when it gave me that "you're too picky" error...but still...that was just mean. )

It won't let me broaden my search beyond 1000 miles though. What if my perfect match lives 1001 miles away? I'll never find him. And I can't go back and tell it anyone male and breathing now. :shy: I think I need to move to a new planet to find a fresh batch of eligible candidates.

 

[Gale]

you can do a global search moonbear. just change the search type. I've already met some cool people. I'm so pathetic really. i actually already offered to meet someone. I'm bad...