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Of course not! All of the women here know that I cannot last more than a minute or so 
Who is the Top Thread Killer Champion Since New Years?
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In summary, the Franzbear effect is a law that states that a Franzbear cannot be created nor destroyed, but can only be transferred from post to post. This law is impossible to break, but was broken by Tripdog's attempt to create another Franzbear. This attempt caused a rip in the being that gives rise to reality, and the terror of black creatures of the abyss is rising forth. We must destroy Franzbear now before its too late!
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Lisa!
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Then I'm not a woman!
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mattmns
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All you have to do is ask
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Lisa!
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Oh dear!
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I think I killed the first franzbear wannabe. Can I kill this one too?
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Mk
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Looks like 8 to me.mattms said:
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Lisa!
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well, he's a math boy after all!
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Mk
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Killing my thread! How dare you!
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Mk said:
Oh dear god...
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Egads! A moose in Guam!
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Lisa!
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I won't let you to kill my thread!
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How about me?
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Mk
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Your thread? I was here 2 years before you.
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Lisa!
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And what makes an exception? See my name is the first name in OP, so this thread is mine. No matter how long you've been here!mattmns said:
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Huh? Do I need to do the math again or something?Mk said:
And yes Lisa!, of course you were listed at the top, tribdog started with the weaker thread killers
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i have 1 at the most, but that will probably soon change.
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Lisa!
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I think trib started with less ones because he knows the quality of our work's been more important than yours!mattmns said:And yes Lisa!, of course you were listed at the top, tribdog started with the weaker thread killers
I mean You can't call it thread killing when someone say something that others even don't bother to reply to him or even read it. It's the ability to say the last word while no one else can say anything against it!(not to mention that killing some birthday thread even isn't worthy to mention:zzz: )
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Keep telling yourself that
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yourdadonapogostick
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what thread?Lisa! said:
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I meant lisa!mattmns said:
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Lisa!
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Keep responding to people whether they're talking to you or not!mattmns said:Keep telling yourself that
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Haven't you forgetten something?yourdadonapogostick said:
Ok I post it instead of you!(
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Yeah I did not realize that til after I had posted, and I was too lazy to edit my postMk said:
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Lisa!
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I hope that wouldn't ean your mind is alost too lazy to realize things very quick!mattmns said:Yeah I did not realize that til after I had posted, and I was too lazy to edit my post
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the end of franzbear-thread
Since TKC is dead and has been locked I will be resuracted(somone is going to do it so why not) TKC II so I can explain on how yomamma killed TKC and borke the laws of f-thology and finally killed franzbear. Ok I will find some of my post about franzbear-threadology in TKC I:
The old franzbear effect
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=900482#post900482
The Quatum loop franzbear effect
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=901078#post901078
The Possible soultion(being tribdog) to the franzbear theorm equation
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=950674#post950674
The laws of franzbear-thread
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=901699#post901699
There two key post that killed franzbear(not including Evo's offical lock post which doesn't count)
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=992606#post992606
My post and yomamma's post is about leorndo Da Vinci and the last part of both is about if Leorando Da vinic knew how to kill TKC which led to the end of franzbear.
Ok so I'll need to explain to you this on how leornado Da Vinci has anything to do with killing frazbear.
During the Crusades some of the cursaders would go to some Itallian cities after the failed. They stayed there to wait for the next cursade...which they will fail at. During this time a young cursader army pvt. had a cup that nobody wanted to have but it was importent...The Holy grail! He also had acient text form the dicples to what know as...Franzbear...
In oder to protect the holy grail the templer nights were formend and a small divison in the templer nights(but later become an indpend oder) known as the Other knights of the Franzbear texts...The franzbear text kept a record of an non-electornic thread on the Antikythera net about who can kill the most threads of a small Antikythernet website called PhilosophywithMathfourms.Akynet. The knights had to defend the secerts that ever found would cause the crusades to fail...and they failed to protect...but using the math that was posted he was able to find a secert in it that could be not known and they had to remberd. So he did too things to protect the secert and keep secert:
1. he created a conspriacy about Jeus being married to Mary(not his mother the other one) so that people will be mislead by it
2. he invented a machine that could insert information that could insert infroation into the subcounsices. He inserted the secert into the subconssius of the knights to make them rember and they date he did was
febeuray the 13th
Unfourntrly, the knights were killed in a cursade in which they were sent and failed to again. With expection of a one knight: tribdog(not the one that started TKC). So after a few years he had a vison about the secert infromation of the thread:
He learned that the thread was actually was to choose a mathmatican to debate poltics with the Roman Impire because however can kill a conservation really will can be a good poltican and who ever can kill that thread would be the greatest poltican ever. But there was one weakness that who ever killed would some day would rule the world. So inorder to prevent they made it a self-automated thread that could post on it's self. But it didn't work right and they figured that a person namend yo mamma is a roman emporess( [tex]y_r[/tex] ) would be the thread killer. None of it worked properally. Here is way assume that the distance between one post between mathematics is [itex]D^m[/itex] was parrel to spam [itex]S[/itex] according to laws of franzbear-thread the thread orginal topic would become more defromend but since it had a parrel topic( [tex]D^m \cdot S[/tex] ) they both never became deformend and the thread never died.
So Da vinci came up with the shocking soultion:
[itex] S_tkc =( D^m * \cdot S) \frac {\Y_r}{f}[/itex]
where
[tex]S_tkc [/tex] = the outcome of therd killer champions meaning if yo mom is a roman emporer becomers the ruler of the world or...
[tex]f[/tex] = ...franzbear would destory it...both ways it wasn't good so Da vinci came up with a soultion:
He came up with if the secert could be kept long enough it would cause the grand-unfied thread killer force to become stregthen and weaken the franzbear effect and he found that if was weak enough it could be killed and the latest would be a few hunderd later. So the last surving knight survior decendent Tribdog CXXIM would start TKC on a fourm and then a someone with a name similar to yo mamma is roman empress(it has to be similar because of the space time contium thing) which we kill franzbear and prevent yo mom is a roman empress form ruiling the world.\
So is this thread going to be the next franzbear?
Since TKC is dead and has been locked I will be resuracted(somone is going to do it so why not) TKC II so I can explain on how yomamma killed TKC and borke the laws of f-thology and finally killed franzbear. Ok I will find some of my post about franzbear-threadology in TKC I:
The old franzbear effect
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=900482#post900482
The Quatum loop franzbear effect
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=901078#post901078
The Possible soultion(being tribdog) to the franzbear theorm equation
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=950674#post950674
The laws of franzbear-thread
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=901699#post901699
There two key post that killed franzbear(not including Evo's offical lock post which doesn't count)
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=992606#post992606
My post and yomamma's post is about leorndo Da Vinci and the last part of both is about if Leorando Da vinic knew how to kill TKC which led to the end of franzbear.
Ok so I'll need to explain to you this on how leornado Da Vinci has anything to do with killing frazbear.
During the Crusades some of the cursaders would go to some Itallian cities after the failed. They stayed there to wait for the next cursade...which they will fail at. During this time a young cursader army pvt. had a cup that nobody wanted to have but it was importent...The Holy grail! He also had acient text form the dicples to what know as...Franzbear...
In oder to protect the holy grail the templer nights were formend and a small divison in the templer nights(but later become an indpend oder) known as the Other knights of the Franzbear texts...The franzbear text kept a record of an non-electornic thread on the Antikythera net about who can kill the most threads of a small Antikythernet website called PhilosophywithMathfourms.Akynet. The knights had to defend the secerts that ever found would cause the crusades to fail...and they failed to protect...but using the math that was posted he was able to find a secert in it that could be not known and they had to remberd. So he did too things to protect the secert and keep secert:
1. he created a conspriacy about Jeus being married to Mary(not his mother the other one) so that people will be mislead by it
2. he invented a machine that could insert information that could insert infroation into the subcounsices. He inserted the secert into the subconssius of the knights to make them rember and they date he did was
febeuray the 13th
Unfourntrly, the knights were killed in a cursade in which they were sent and failed to again. With expection of a one knight: tribdog(not the one that started TKC). So after a few years he had a vison about the secert infromation of the thread:
He learned that the thread was actually was to choose a mathmatican to debate poltics with the Roman Impire because however can kill a conservation really will can be a good poltican and who ever can kill that thread would be the greatest poltican ever. But there was one weakness that who ever killed would some day would rule the world. So inorder to prevent they made it a self-automated thread that could post on it's self. But it didn't work right and they figured that a person namend yo mamma is a roman emporess( [tex]y_r[/tex] ) would be the thread killer. None of it worked properally. Here is way assume that the distance between one post between mathematics is [itex]D^m[/itex] was parrel to spam [itex]S[/itex] according to laws of franzbear-thread the thread orginal topic would become more defromend but since it had a parrel topic( [tex]D^m \cdot S[/tex] ) they both never became deformend and the thread never died.
So Da vinci came up with the shocking soultion:
[itex] S_tkc =( D^m * \cdot S) \frac {\Y_r}{f}[/itex]
where
[tex]S_tkc [/tex] = the outcome of therd killer champions meaning if yo mom is a roman emporer becomers the ruler of the world or...
[tex]f[/tex] = ...franzbear would destory it...both ways it wasn't good so Da vinci came up with a soultion:
He came up with if the secert could be kept long enough it would cause the grand-unfied thread killer force to become stregthen and weaken the franzbear effect and he found that if was weak enough it could be killed and the latest would be a few hunderd later. So the last surving knight survior decendent Tribdog CXXIM would start TKC on a fourm and then a someone with a name similar to yo mamma is roman empress(it has to be similar because of the space time contium thing) which we kill franzbear and prevent yo mom is a roman empress form ruiling the world.\
So is this thread going to be the next franzbear?
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OH crap yomammas going to boast about that all the time now. I can't believe Evo decided to lock it after his post.
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Hey, he wasthe last poster for & days. I found it down on page three in the forum.Mk said:
He's the rightful killer. Yes, we will never hear the end of it.
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I guess this is the new TKC thread!
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Of cource this i's way we call it TKC II!
So know that yomamma killed TKC does he get somthing for his Recognitions
So know that yomamma killed TKC does he get somthing for his Recognitions
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Do I have to kill this too?
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nope, this one will be mine.
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JamesU
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that's what you said about the last one
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Where am I? This looks vaguely familiar, yet somehow different. - #70
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Lets get started I think you can kill after the 10,000 post.yomamma said: