Women's Perspectives on Life Decisions

[wolram]

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see and you gals are always saying men are no good for anything.

You women, note ,WO__ men, when will you realize that every thing around
you was made by MAN, while you were all at the beauty parlour getting
a top up but we men don't begrudge sharing with the weaker
sex, now will one of you be a good little thing and fetch me a beer.

 

[honestrosewater]

You women, note ,WO__ men, when will you realize that every thing around
you was made by MAN, while you were all at the beauty parlour getting
a top up but we men don't begrudge sharing with the weaker
sex, now will one of you be a good little thing and fetch me a beer.

Sure, dear, I even added an extra special ingredient just for you.

 

[Math Is Hard]

So I haven't been over to the guys party yet. Is it really a drag over there?

I'm waiting until they all fall asleep to go over there. I want to see if that old "hand in warm water" trick really works.

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

it does..give me a min and i'll get a pic

 

[Math Is Hard]

it does..give me a min and i'll get a pic

oooh! can't wait!

 

[wolram]

I think it is time to call a truce chaps, we will give the ladies some compliments
you all know the drill, once they are all buttered up we can enjoy the party.
That one has a wiked butt I am goinig to try my luck see you
later.

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

http://media.funny.co.uk/files/2803.jpg

 

[Math Is Hard]

hahaHAHAHAhahaahaaahaaha! Oh, that is classic!

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

it's old too. it took me forever to find it.

 

[Lisa!]

Where's Rose?The party is a bit boring without her.

Jeez! How long has this party been going on? You could have called me!

I arrived late too.

What the hell are all the men doing in here?

we've hired them to entertain guests and of course serve food...

 

[wolram]

we've hired them to entertain guests and of course serve food...

With an added ingredient, enjoy and may be in the mornning we will have
some thing to show you ladies.

 

[Lisa!]

we've hired them to entertain guests and of course serve food...

With an added ingredient, enjoy and may be in the mornning we will have
some thing to show you ladies.

If you want to surprise ladies, just leave their party!

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

you gals don't want me to leave, do ya?

 

[honestrosewater]

you gals don't want me to leave, do ya?

No, you're still trainable. Sit. Stay. Do you do any tricks? We need something to liven things up.

 

[wolram]

you gals don't want me to leave, do ya?

I think they have all had an egg cup full to many, you can usually tell because
thay start acting intelligent and bossy, i suppose we will have to carry them
home soon the poor things are looking jaded, see how Lisa can hardly stand.

 

[Lisa!]

wolram, you shouldn't drink so much in men partybecause now you're saying strange things!

 

[fileen]

I had a boyfriend who was always going on about women being the weaker sex, well an arm wrestle with me taught him a lesson. the pathetic loser dumped me on the spot, couldn't date a woman who beat him at an arm wrestle.

personally the thought of having babies scares the crap out of me. something about doubling my tummy size, not being able to tie my own shoes, and giving birth... its just scary. not saying that having babies is bad, I am just saying I don't think I could do it.

I like parties, but I don't drink... its way more fun to pick on the drunk people.