Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

One of the two mysteries I will never understand. You can say Worcestershire sauce but you cannot say Wurst, you can say urgent, but you cannot say Schrödinger.

But I can eat at the restaurant " The Best of the Wurst".
Still, I passed my written, verbal German test.

 

[Robert Jansen]

I can't tell you the joke about 288 because it's two gross.

 

[phinds]

I'd tell you my pizza joke, but it just too cheesy.

 

[Robert Jansen]

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

So you're the one!

 

[phinds]

Q: What is the difference between a watermelon and a jackass?
A: I don't know.

OK, we're not letting HIM choose desert.

 

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Lame Jokes?

Here we go ...

 

[BillTre]

 

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[BillTre]

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I did notice that about this notice. Thanks for the notification.

 

[topsquark]

I did notice that about this notice. Thanks for the notification.

Noted.

-Dan

 

[phinds]

Noted.

-Dan

I noticed what you did there.

 

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[dextercioby]

 

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[WWGD]

 

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[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

 

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Poppy seed roll.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

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How did that note come from a radio station?

 

[fresh_42]

How did that note come from a radio station?

No pooper without an internet appearance these days.

 

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[Ibix]

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When my wife was pregnant we noticed that every baby in every catalogue was smiling and happy. The only exceptions were the babies in the National Health Service "why is my baby crying" leaflets ("usually they're hungry or tired, but here's how to recognise meningitis" kind of thing). So when our baby cried we used to joke that we should have ordered a baby from the catalogue, not got one of the NHS ones.

 

[dextercioby]

It appears the Romans couldn't have invented algebra, because their X was always known to be 10.

 

[Ibix]

It appears the Romans couldn't have invented algebra, because their X was always known to be 10.

They were also doomed, because without a symbol for zero they couldn't terminate strings in C.

 

[DrGreg]

At least the Romans knew of the convention $i = j$ (even though they got its value wrong).

 

[WWGD]

It appears the Romans couldn't have invented algebra, because their X was always known to be 10.

I won a bet against someone, that they could multiply any numbers of length 2 ( contrived, but necessary*) in less than 3 minutes.

I proposed LX times CI .

*Needed to avoid talk about digits, since Roman numbers have no digits , at least in the sense of standard Decimal ones.