Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

Asian empires repelled their enemies gradually, steppe by steppe.

 

[WWGD]

 

[artis]

I hear that Avogadro has now settled down. Until a few years ago, he kept changing his number.

I note that 602 is a Phoenix, Arizona area code, so there may be someone with the number 602 2140760. All UK area codes start with a zero. 0602 used to be Nottingham, but has been retired I think. Maybe he moved to Phoenix...?

Maybe he's a "mole"?...

 

[phinds]

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

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I think they came back. To teach us how to build pyramids. They have really given up when we could only think of one way to use them:

 

[Ibix]

I'm thinking of opening a restaurant called Karma. There'll be no menu - you'll just get what you deserve.

 

[Ibix]

I'm thinking of opening a restaurant called Karma. There'll be no menu - you'll just get what you deserve.

If it's successful I'll open another place that doesn't sell main courses. I'll call that one Just Desserts.

 

[fresh_42]

If it's successful I'll open another place that doesn't sell main courses. I'll call that one Just Desserts.

And for the great opening, you will reunite Oasis?

_{... run and hide ...}

 

[DaveC426913]

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I don't get it.

 

[fresh_42]

I don't get it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_in_insect_populations

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DaveC426913]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_in_insect_populations

Yeah, I suspected as much. But there's not really a punchline.

[ EDIT ] Oh. There really is an irony though I guess.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windshield_phenomenon

 

[fresh_42]

Yeah, I suspected as much. But there's not really a punchline.

The punchline is that we are happy with a fact that actually is a catastrophe.

 

[topsquark]

The punchline is that we are happy with a fact that actually is a catastrophe.

Fewer bugs = fewer spiders. That's a win to me!

-Dan

 

[fresh_42]

Fewer bugs = fewer spiders. That's a win to me!

-Dan

To me as well. I don't have kids, so I do not care what will be left. I don't think that our species deserves survival. At least not those who constantly trade nature for profit. Those few tribes in the Amazonas who don't still have chances to survive when our modern world will long be gone.

 

[WWGD]

Fewer bugs = fewer spiders. That's a win to me!

-Dan

And I believe northern countries may benefit from slight amounts of warming over the long run.

 

[fresh_42]

And I believe northern countries may benefit from slight amounts of warming over the long run.

We will talk again after the Gulf Stream collapsed.

Your "belief" is (un?)fortunately irrelevant to facts.

 

[WWGD]

We will talk again after the Gulf Stream collapsed.

Your "belief" is (un?)fortunately irrelevant to facts.

Given previous failed predictions, I won't hold my breath. A prediction is not a "fact".

 

[fresh_42]

Given previous failed predictions, I won't hold my breath. A prediction is not a fact.

Well, NYC had been under ice once ... (I'm not sure about "under water". A pretty safe bet.)

 

[phinds]

 

[DaveC426913]

And I believe northern countries may benefit from slight amounts of warming over the long run.

Proactively looking for investors in my Orange grove business here in Canada.

 

[topsquark]

To me as well. I don't have kids, so I do not care what will be left. I don't think that our species deserves survival. At least not those who constantly trade nature for profit. Those few tribes in the Amazonas who don't still have chances to survive when our modern world will long be gone.

Oh, I care about the environment and the rest. If we are going to destroy the environment the way we apparently are, it's not very nice of us to take a number of other species down with us.

It's just that I'm allergic to spider venom (think bee stings) and I've become a serious arachniphobe. I'd far rather deal with the extra bugs!

-Dan

 

[fresh_42]

Oh, I care about the environment and the rest. If we are going to destroy the environment the way we apparently are, it's not very nice of us to take a number of other species down with us.

It's just that I'm allergic to spider venom (think bee stings) and I've become a serious arachniphobe. I'd far rather deal with the extra bugs!

-Dan

We have had "Earth Day" these days, in the first week of August!

 

[Bystander]

We have had "Earth Day" these days, in the first week of August!

"Lame Jokes" has gone to the "Knacker's?" What's it still doing here?

https://www.google.com/search?q=kna...EzNzcxajBqN6gCALACAA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

 

[fresh_42]

This Schrödinger company seems to have a great offer. You find tools of every kind:

 

[fresh_42]

Brilliant, just brilliant!

 

[fresh_42]

People today apparently only use LOL anymore. I remember the 90s when all this started, people also used ROFL (rolling on the floor laughing). I don't know what's in the air tonight but I still ROFL about the roadrunner joke above. And here is another ROFL about a cartoon:

 

[DaveC426913]

ROFLSTC
(Rolling on the floor laughing scaring the cats)

 

[fresh_42]