Is He the Right Match for Evo?

[tribdog]

What reason do I have to believe this 'evo' person is even remotely attractive, intelligent, or anything attractive at all?

Evo is perfection personified.

and if you don't like her you have 60 days to return her for a full refund.

 

[tribdog]

<stunned silence from all...>

<sound of shotgun being loaded>

<The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly theme playing...>

I thought I was quick to respond indignantly, you beat me to it. Let's team up and beat the hell out of King Nothing

 

[Evo]

<stunned silence from all...>

<sound of shotgun being loaded>

<The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly theme playing...>

I thought I was quick to respond indignantly, you beat me to it. Let's team up and beat the hell out of King Nothing

You guys are so great! Yeah, beat him up!

 

[Math Is Hard]

so, how do we want to do this, guys? Do you want to hold him while I punch him in the stomach - or the other way around?

 

[Evo]

I changed my avatar, I look like I'm about to cry in this one.

 

[mattmns]

Is that you [Evo] in your avatar :!) ? If so, then I am boring, intelligent, love yellow labs, etc

 

[Evo]

Is that you [Evo] in your avatar :!) ? If so, then I am boring, intelligent, love yellow labs, etc

Yes, that's me.

 

[Astronuc]

Evo is stunning, simply stunning. In fact it looks like the whole PF Sisterhood are bold and beautiful with brains. What a combo.

I wish I were in the running, but I am already spoken for.

For his remark KingNothing is disqualified. Sorry KN, nothing personal.

Send him over to the nuclear department. We'll think of something. Muahahahaha

 

[Evo]

Evo is stunning, simply stunning. In fact it looks like the whole PF Sisterhood are bold and beautiful with brains. What a combo.

I wish I were in the running, but I am already spoken for.

For his remark KingNothing is disqualified. Sorry KN, nothing personal.

Send him over to the nuclear department. We'll think of something. Muahahahaha

Astronuc, you silver tongued devil.

I guess I won't post that morning picture of me after all, I wouldn't want to disillusion you.

 

[tribdog]

so, how do we want to do this, guys? Do you want to hold him while I punch him in the stomach - or the other way around?

the other way around? you mean me getting punched in the stomach. NO, I don't want to do it the other way around. I hate getting punched in the stomach.

 

[Echo 6 Sierra]

What reason do I have to believe this 'evo' person is even remotely attractive, intelligent, or anything attractive at all?

I blow my nose in your general di-rection and for your transgression thou shalt bring forth to the fair maiden...A SHRUBBERY! Whilst thou do-ist that we good knights of PF shall wave our priv...

 

[Ivan Seeking]

So, Evo, is this hurting your self esteem any? Are you feeling unloved?

 

[Evo]

So, Evo, is this hurting your self esteem any? Are you feeling unloved?

Are you kidding? I've never felt so loved.

Hey, instead of violence, perhaps we could just cover KN with honey and leave him hogtied on top of a hill of fire ants.

 

[Tsu]

<stunned silence from all...>

<sound of shotgun being loaded>

<The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly theme playing...>

 

[tribdog]

Are you kidding? I've never felt so loved.

Hey, instead of violence, perhaps we could just cover KN with honey and leave him hogtied on top of a hill of fire ants.

If we knew how to hogtie someone we wouldn't even be having this conversation, because we could have hogtied a man for you.

 

[Tsu]

I'm very glad I started this thread.

 

[Evo]

If we knew how to hogtie someone we wouldn't even be having this conversation, because we could have hogtied a man for you.

You're right, we're not that handy with knots. Hey, I bought a huge roll of duct tape at Walmart yesterday, that should work!

 

[Evo]

I'm very glad I started this thread.

Thank you identical twin sister! :buggrin:

 

[tribdog]

I like duct tape.
I buy duct tape by the case.
Every Monday and Friday.
sometimes Saturdays

 

[tumor]

Okay Evo, I or the rest of the PF losers don't stand chance to marrry you,but can you at least invite us for wedding?Wedding is the best place for us guys to meet women.

 

[tribdog]

tumor, remember she's a PF loser too.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Evo is stunning, simply stunning. In fact it looks like the whole PF Sisterhood are bold and beautiful with brains. What a combo.

I wish I were in the running, but I am already spoken for.

For his remark KingNothing is disqualified. Sorry KN, nothing personal.

Send him over to the nuclear department. We'll think of something. Muahahahaha

**hmm...making special note for agenda item for next Sisterhood meeting...
Item #12) Grant extra good fortune to Astronuc for the coming year.**

 

[Tsu]

Thank you identical twin sister! :buggrin:

:buggrin: back attcha!1111

 

[Tsu]

Don Marlon. Godfather. Please. I beg that you abandon your efforts. I am compelled to inform you that humanino is completely out of the running. The Sisterhood has decided that he is just not NEAR good enough for our Evo. In short (because I'M short ), he's a stinker.

 

[cronxeh]

hey can u sisters put me up on the review?

curious

 

[marlon]

Don Marlon. Godfather. Please. I beg that you abandon your efforts. I am compelled to inform you that humanino is completely out of the running. The Sisterhood has decided that he is just not NEAR good enough for our Evo. In short (because I'M short ), he's a stinker.

I am afraid you are a bit too late...Euuh, but i can assure you that our ami français is still in good health...he just won't be able to post for a few more weeks you know...


Thanks for keeping me close to the new developments...you know, it is always nice to know why a certain individual needs to be eeuurrr "put back on the right track", you know...

Basically, i always like to know why i am killing some one, so thanks again


regards
marlon

 

[Echo 6 Sierra]

Hey, instead of violence, perhaps we could just cover KN with honey and leave him hogtied on top of a hill of fire ants.

...or we could strip him, cover him in cream, and tie him down in a room full of kittens!

 

[tumor]

tumor, remember she's a PF loser too.

Yeah!,you have got me thinking again man! thanks.

 

[tribdog]

Yeah!,you have got me thinking again man! thanks.

oh, didn't mean to do that, you don' stand a chance. lol

 

[tribdog]

in less than 24 hours this got more views than the Classics thread has in the entire time its been up. over 100 posts. Evo you are the most popular person at PF.

 

[tumor]

oh, didn't mean to do that, you don' stand a chance. lol

Why do you think so? ,I have got what it takes to be one of Evo's guy,she just don't know yet how good I'm in bed oops!, I mean kitchen

 

[Andy]

I think this has to go down as being the best thread ever. I'm amazed that i only went away for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and in less 24 hours since i last posted there's 8 pages of posts.

Oh and Evo will always look gorgeous whatever picture she decides to use

 

[Evo]

I think this has to go down as being the best thread ever. I'm amazed that i only went away for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and in less 24 hours since i last posted there's 8 pages of posts.

Oh and Evo will always look gorgeous whatever picture she decides to use

Wow, I feel like I should be paying for this.

 

[Andy]

With a face as pretty as yours you shouldn't have to pay for anything.

 

[Evo]

More important, I am the nicest, kindest, most understanding, easygoing person in the world. I want someone that's interested in me as a person, I have a real problem finding that.

I'm funny, I make up silly little songs as easily and as often as tribdog makes jokes.

I'm in my forties guys. You are all so wonderful and all too young (well except maybe a couple of you). I need someone at least in their 30's.

ph said I'd meet someone within 39 hours, the clock is ticking. Since I'm not planning to leave the house, I guess it's either going to be someone on here or the Federal Express delivery guy.